(Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from Ranma ½, etc. etc. All
characters are copyright of their respective owners)
Author's Note: I do NOT use any Japanese to speak of, as mishmashing English and Japanese together creates a horrifying mess to the reader, who has to decipher the story. The only exception is -chan and -kun when dealing with Ranma's curse.
Transplantation (A strange tale in)
At CalTech, one Fabrice Heng is on the campus
"Ahh. Finally, that damn Architorture class 204 is DONE. Now to get back to the dorm and sleep," I said as I trudged down the cement pathway. "So Mr. Morison HAD to give 30 damn pieces of homework, eh?" I finally reached the dorm building.
Meanwhile, up in the godly realms
"Kami. You asked me to come?"
"Yes, Fulaga. I require you to do a service for me."
"Yes?"
"There is a person named Fabrice Heng, who is in dimension LL. He is in great need of a 'wish.'"
"May I ask why you do not contact the Goddess Relief Office?"
"This wish is involuntary."
"Ah. What do you want me to do?"
"This Fabrice is a fan of a manga called Ranma ½, which is fulminated in sub-dimension AX3. Please shift his soul over the rift, and make it so when he returns no time shall have passed."
"Yes, Kami."
Back down at CalTech
I walked into my room and sat down at the computer, not noticing that it seemed.odd. As it whirred, I looked around at my room. Ranma ½ was still going strong, even though it was a good 15 years after the first comic came out. The last manga graphic novel had been finally translated, and with it came the not-unlike-Pokemon boom. I saw for the umpteenth time my 8 posters of it, dated before the rush, and 4 or 5 cels strewn about on the floor. I returned my attention back to the compter. It booted up alright, and I instantly logged on to the net. I went to a fanfiction website to pick up some good reading material, but I found a strange website that had these links:
Link to Ranma Interface
Link to Akane Interface
Link to Kasumi Interface
And so on and so forth. I first chose the 'Link to Akane' one. The computer gave me a prompt.
Name:
Pass:
I filled it in with my customary name and passcode. It refused. Then, I had an idea. I filled them in with 'Akane' and 'Tendo'. I did not expect this to work, but it did. Sheesh. Security is taken for granted. I was given a standard parser OS.
dir
INTERFACE_EYE.exe
INTERFACE_EAR.exe
INTERFACE_NOSE.exe
INTERFACE_MOUTH.exe
INTERFACE_TOUCH.exe
INTERFACE_ALL.exe
HEALTH.exe
LIBRARY.dll
MEMORY.dll
INTERFACE_EMOTION.exe
COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
info COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Here, it gave me hundreds of lines of unintelligible code.
view COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
It also gave me lines of unintelligible code.
run COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Unable to run until headgear placed.
I didn't stop to think but put on my cheap earphones, used for playing games. Not like I had anything to lose, this set was $3 bargain at Frys. I then retyped:
run COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Running.
Program complete.
I felt a strange headrushing experience.then I blacked out.
Back up in the godly realms
"Kami. The preparations are complete. How long do you plan for him to stay there?"
"Oh, for about a year."
"May I ask, sir, why are you doing this?"
"He almost qualifies for a wish, so I need to test him on this prospect."
"Ah. Thank you sir." Fulaga bowed and walked out of the room. He knew that Kami's explanation was only a farce, but he did not dare show his thoughts.
Well, how did you like that? Email me at (fabriceh25@hotmail.com) for comments and flames. This is only the prologue, so don't flame me for not having to do with Ranma ½.
Author's Note: I do NOT use any Japanese to speak of, as mishmashing English and Japanese together creates a horrifying mess to the reader, who has to decipher the story. The only exception is -chan and -kun when dealing with Ranma's curse.
Transplantation (A strange tale in)
At CalTech, one Fabrice Heng is on the campus
"Ahh. Finally, that damn Architorture class 204 is DONE. Now to get back to the dorm and sleep," I said as I trudged down the cement pathway. "So Mr. Morison HAD to give 30 damn pieces of homework, eh?" I finally reached the dorm building.
Meanwhile, up in the godly realms
"Kami. You asked me to come?"
"Yes, Fulaga. I require you to do a service for me."
"Yes?"
"There is a person named Fabrice Heng, who is in dimension LL. He is in great need of a 'wish.'"
"May I ask why you do not contact the Goddess Relief Office?"
"This wish is involuntary."
"Ah. What do you want me to do?"
"This Fabrice is a fan of a manga called Ranma ½, which is fulminated in sub-dimension AX3. Please shift his soul over the rift, and make it so when he returns no time shall have passed."
"Yes, Kami."
Back down at CalTech
I walked into my room and sat down at the computer, not noticing that it seemed.odd. As it whirred, I looked around at my room. Ranma ½ was still going strong, even though it was a good 15 years after the first comic came out. The last manga graphic novel had been finally translated, and with it came the not-unlike-Pokemon boom. I saw for the umpteenth time my 8 posters of it, dated before the rush, and 4 or 5 cels strewn about on the floor. I returned my attention back to the compter. It booted up alright, and I instantly logged on to the net. I went to a fanfiction website to pick up some good reading material, but I found a strange website that had these links:
Link to Ranma Interface
Link to Akane Interface
Link to Kasumi Interface
And so on and so forth. I first chose the 'Link to Akane' one. The computer gave me a prompt.
Name:
Pass:
I filled it in with my customary name and passcode. It refused. Then, I had an idea. I filled them in with 'Akane' and 'Tendo'. I did not expect this to work, but it did. Sheesh. Security is taken for granted. I was given a standard parser OS.
dir
INTERFACE_EYE.exe
INTERFACE_EAR.exe
INTERFACE_NOSE.exe
INTERFACE_MOUTH.exe
INTERFACE_TOUCH.exe
INTERFACE_ALL.exe
HEALTH.exe
LIBRARY.dll
MEMORY.dll
INTERFACE_EMOTION.exe
COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
info COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Here, it gave me hundreds of lines of unintelligible code.
view COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
It also gave me lines of unintelligible code.
run COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Unable to run until headgear placed.
I didn't stop to think but put on my cheap earphones, used for playing games. Not like I had anything to lose, this set was $3 bargain at Frys. I then retyped:
run COMPLETE_INTERFACE.sys
Running.
Program complete.
I felt a strange headrushing experience.then I blacked out.
Back up in the godly realms
"Kami. The preparations are complete. How long do you plan for him to stay there?"
"Oh, for about a year."
"May I ask, sir, why are you doing this?"
"He almost qualifies for a wish, so I need to test him on this prospect."
"Ah. Thank you sir." Fulaga bowed and walked out of the room. He knew that Kami's explanation was only a farce, but he did not dare show his thoughts.
Well, how did you like that? Email me at (fabriceh25@hotmail.com) for comments and flames. This is only the prologue, so don't flame me for not having to do with Ranma ½.
