Final Fantasy: Kindergarten Wars
Operation: Lolly Liberation was underway. The brains behind this mission of dynamic proportions was none other than the little genius, Cid. He sat at the head of a long table in the orphanage playroom and had specially requested that the light above him be turned off, so as to obscure his features.
At the sides of the long table sat the children who were to participate in the operation. "I believe it would be best to send in our strongest forces by means of tricycle," he said. "The headquarters of evil is a menacing two block, downhill ride. We can surprise Sephiroth and the other meanies there."
"Ooh, I have a question!" Rinoa said, eagerly waving her hand in the air.
"What is it?" Cid asked.
"Are we gonna take turns, Headmaster Cid?" she asked.
He rolled his eyes. "No, we're not, Rinoa," he replied. "Our first wave of attacks will comprise mainly of monks and knights, like Sabin, Edgar, Steiner, Ramza and so on."
"I have a question too, Regent Cid!" Zidane said raising his hand. "Why don't you just send us thieves in, like me and Locke. Getting the Candy Bucket will be a piece of cake for us!"
"Have you not learned anything from fighting Kuja, Zidane?" Cid replied. "They will most likely have an army of their own warriors to stop us. That's why we need to weaken their defences first!"
"I don't see why you can't just send your grandson, Mid in his airship and just dump rocks on them," Locke said, twirling his blue bandana with his fingers.
"Because the airship belongs to Mid and he's not in this story!!" Cid said banging his palms on the table. "And if anyone can think of a better plan, I would love to hear it right now!!"
"Please calm down, Dr. Cid," Aki said. "I have faith in you. If you came up with a way to contain my Phantom particles, I believe you can do anything."
"Thank you Aki," Cid said. "Alright. As I was saying, our first wave of attack will be Sabin, Tidus, Edgar, Ramza, Cecil, Cloud, Grey, Kain, Zell and Squall. You are the first and the strongest wave to assault the Evil Treehouse. Make sure you do as much damage as you can before our other forces move in. You will surround the evil treehouse and slowly close in. Garnet, Rosa, Quistis, Eiko and Celes will be the support team. Their white magic abilities will come in handy, especially Quistis's Mighty Guard Blue Magic skill.
Vincent, Barrett, Aki and Irvine, you four will be the snipers. You will be at the Evil Treehouse before anyone else and get into place in the surrounding trees. Pick off anyone who you deem to be a potential threat.
The next wave will consist of Terra, Vivi, Rydia, and Rinoa. You will enter the battle about fifteen minutes after the first wave attacks. At this time, I want Rosa and Quistis to begin assisting the new team with your magic. Eiko and Garnet, the two of you will also assist this team upon entering the battle, but your role will switch from white mages to summoners.
Finally, at my signal, I want the thieves to move in. This final wave of assault will consist of Locke, Zidane, and Rikku. You are the most important team to us. The rest is up to you to get back our Candy Bucket!! To further increase your chances of victory, we will send an elite force of ninjasto support you. This team will consist of Shadow, Yuffie and Edge.
Everyone who is not involved with Operation: Lolly Liberation will stay back here and defend home base with everything we have. This meeting is over. Let's get our candy back, people!!"
Operation: Lolly Liberation was underway. The brains behind this mission of dynamic proportions was none other than the little genius, Cid. He sat at the head of a long table in the orphanage playroom and had specially requested that the light above him be turned off, so as to obscure his features.
At the sides of the long table sat the children who were to participate in the operation. "I believe it would be best to send in our strongest forces by means of tricycle," he said. "The headquarters of evil is a menacing two block, downhill ride. We can surprise Sephiroth and the other meanies there."
"Ooh, I have a question!" Rinoa said, eagerly waving her hand in the air.
"What is it?" Cid asked.
"Are we gonna take turns, Headmaster Cid?" she asked.
He rolled his eyes. "No, we're not, Rinoa," he replied. "Our first wave of attacks will comprise mainly of monks and knights, like Sabin, Edgar, Steiner, Ramza and so on."
"I have a question too, Regent Cid!" Zidane said raising his hand. "Why don't you just send us thieves in, like me and Locke. Getting the Candy Bucket will be a piece of cake for us!"
"Have you not learned anything from fighting Kuja, Zidane?" Cid replied. "They will most likely have an army of their own warriors to stop us. That's why we need to weaken their defences first!"
"I don't see why you can't just send your grandson, Mid in his airship and just dump rocks on them," Locke said, twirling his blue bandana with his fingers.
"Because the airship belongs to Mid and he's not in this story!!" Cid said banging his palms on the table. "And if anyone can think of a better plan, I would love to hear it right now!!"
"Please calm down, Dr. Cid," Aki said. "I have faith in you. If you came up with a way to contain my Phantom particles, I believe you can do anything."
"Thank you Aki," Cid said. "Alright. As I was saying, our first wave of attack will be Sabin, Tidus, Edgar, Ramza, Cecil, Cloud, Grey, Kain, Zell and Squall. You are the first and the strongest wave to assault the Evil Treehouse. Make sure you do as much damage as you can before our other forces move in. You will surround the evil treehouse and slowly close in. Garnet, Rosa, Quistis, Eiko and Celes will be the support team. Their white magic abilities will come in handy, especially Quistis's Mighty Guard Blue Magic skill.
Vincent, Barrett, Aki and Irvine, you four will be the snipers. You will be at the Evil Treehouse before anyone else and get into place in the surrounding trees. Pick off anyone who you deem to be a potential threat.
The next wave will consist of Terra, Vivi, Rydia, and Rinoa. You will enter the battle about fifteen minutes after the first wave attacks. At this time, I want Rosa and Quistis to begin assisting the new team with your magic. Eiko and Garnet, the two of you will also assist this team upon entering the battle, but your role will switch from white mages to summoners.
Finally, at my signal, I want the thieves to move in. This final wave of assault will consist of Locke, Zidane, and Rikku. You are the most important team to us. The rest is up to you to get back our Candy Bucket!! To further increase your chances of victory, we will send an elite force of ninjasto support you. This team will consist of Shadow, Yuffie and Edge.
Everyone who is not involved with Operation: Lolly Liberation will stay back here and defend home base with everything we have. This meeting is over. Let's get our candy back, people!!"
