Squall snuck silently in the dark night, creeping behind crooked trees, slithering like a chubby baby snake between the bushes. From where he was sitting, right beside Sabin, they could see the Evil Treehouse, with a single source of light coming from the inside.
"We better go in now and bop 'em on the head with my bottle," Sabin suggested quietly. "I got lotsa practice!"
Squall grabbed his arm to stop him and said, "No, we have to wait for the yes sign from Headmaster Cid!"
"Like when the green man comes up and we can crossed the street?" Sabin asked. Squall nodded in response.
Clank, clank… "Ugh, you're making too much noise, Rusty!" Sabin scolded Steiner, changing the subject.
"Sincerest apologies, sir," Steiner replied, rubbing his head. "T'is that my armor is far too…"
"MUAHAHAHA!!!!" Came a loud, diabolical laugh from the tree house. The surprise made the first wave of attack cower in fear behind the bushes. "I've found it! Nothing can stop me now!"
"Who knows what mean things their doing in there…" Grey said, hugging his gun. "This gun is cold… not warm like my teddy."
"That's cause it's not supposed to be a Teddley Bear, dumbface," Zell said giving him a light bop on the head.
Ring ring!! The group turned around to see what was the cause of the sound. It was baby Cid, riding by on his technologically advanced tricycle, giving them the thumbs up signal.
"Ooh," Zell said in complete awe, "He didn't even have to ring the bell, he just pressed a button and the ring sound camed out."
"I am a god!" came the unearthly voice from the Tree house. "Nothing will stand in my way of destroying the world!!" The kids shuddered as they heard the voice. Swallowing huge lumps in their throats, they proceeded on, beginning the first wave of attack of Operation: Lolly Liberation.
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Sephiroth held up a lollipop high above his head in his chubby hands, claiming victory over the others. "You'll never stop me! I am a God! Muahahaha!!"
"Oh shut up," Ultimecia said, waving a hand at him. "You're just hyper after having too many lollies after your bed time."
"Hey you guys," X-Death said, picking seeing something in his magic Fisher Price mirror. "The goody kids are coming! I think they want their candy back."
"Ooh!" Kuja squealed, grabbing the mirror from X-Death. "I look so beautiful today!" He gazed at himself in the mirror as it began to play a lulling tune.
"Give that back!" X-Death demanded, only to be hushed by Ultimecia putting her fingers to his lips.
"Kan't you see that I'm getting some work done here?" she asked. "We have to protekt Sephiroth from eating anymore kandy!"
"There are more important things to worry about!" Kefka said, interrupting the petty squabble. "X-Death is right, the kids are coming back for their candy! We gotta stop 'em. I'll send out my army of killer teddy bears! Those kids won't even know what hit them!"
"Your teddy bears aren't gonna work," Sephiroth said, pulling the red lollypop out of his mouth. "There's a reason why I am leader of this operation. My plan with the candy bucket is fool proof!"
"Well we won't have much kandy left to konker the world if you keep EATING IT!" Ultimecia scolded.
"People, we aren't getting enough work done here!" X-Death shouted, getting everyone's attention. "The kids are coming and we have to go and stop them."
"Oh! Well now X-Death is in charge I see!" Sephiroth said in a sarcastic tone. "Ok Mr. I wanna be leader X-Death! How close to us are the kids now, hm?" Kuja, Kefka, and Ultimecia snickered behind Sephiroth's comments.
"Oh, I'd say right outside our door," X- Death replied casually.
"What?!" Kuja shrieked. "We aren't even prepared! Why didn't you tell us sooner?" Kuja seized X-Death by the collar. "Now I'll never get the chance to frolic in a world filled with mist! Oh!" He fell upon the floor dramatically and started sobbing.
"Oh somebody shut him up!" Ultimecia cried, slapping a hand to her face. X-Death shoved a lollypop into Kuja's mouth and the crying ceased.
BOOM!! The door of the Evil Tree house flew open just as lightning flashed through the sky outside. In the doorway stood an angry looking Sabin, backed up by a whole roster of other sugar deprived children.
"Give us our candy back, you MEANIES!"
