TISOSSONY: or how you learned to stop reading because of this crap story!
This is the story about Drave and his gangy friend guys in the future. They Live on board a Spaceship hovering over the Earth.
Drave- Woah, These spundles sure do wimbo my timb-tomb!
Drave's friend, Kuby!- Yep, it sure is foo-tanguly mastipip, eh boostipoos? MILK!
Drave's Other friend, Stanpy- Mmmmmhmmmmm
Drave- Hey, whats that?
Drave points out the window at A large empty hotel-lookin place down in Vietnam, where it is snowing.
Kuby!- Why I think it is a speebin Hotel!!! Yoil!!
Drave- Speebers!
Stanpy- mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Drave- It sure hiblin looks skibble, lets drop the speebin H-bomb on it!
Kuby!- Alright, but first I want some troofibilin Milk, gikle stamnit!!
Drave- Agreed, Yoil!!
The three of them share some delisious Milk to replinish their bottely fluids, then formulate a complex plan to bomb the hotel-ish thing in the snow-covered mountains of Vietnam, but first they decide to send Kuby! to the hotel to check it out, Kuby! is beemed to the hotel by Barry Lyndon, Drave's Sister.
Kuby!- Okies, kitilwappers, I've made it to the tookiwiter!
Stanpy- Mmmmmhmmmmmmmm
Drave- That's nice, now go inside and see what is in there, You Kiolilinopeltamber!
And so Kuby! does, When he opens the doors to the large hotel-ish thing he finds Peter Sellers dressed as numerous people inside.
Hotel Caretaker (Played by peter Sellers)- Hello there, welcome to the Scary Hotel of death! My name is Pete
Kuby!- Kiffers to you, Pete, you can poinkel my spraper to the tasper of Kuby!
Pete was quite confused by what this kuby! fellow was saying to him, as I am sure you are too. This matters not to Pete, because he is a deranged murderer and fecal feliac!
Pete- Please to meet you... ummm... Kuby!.... We dont get many visitors around here nowadays, ever since The Vietnam war II went and killed off most of the worlds population. but you are welcomed to stay in any room you like.
Kuby!- Yoil, thanks pafferskazper!
Pete- uhhh.,... yeah, hey have you ever seen what your skull looks like?
Kuby!- yeah
Pete- Oh. ....
Pete and Kuby! stare at eachother awkwardly for twenty minutes
Meanwhile back on that silly silly space ship
Drave- Well, now that the spo' is checking out that blurfin hotel-ish thing, It will only a matter of time until we can drop the Bomb on it, eh, HEL2000?
HEL2000- Im sorry Drave, I can not let you do that Drave, that is bad Drave, Drave, thats very bad.
Drave- Hey, I dont want your gopirwaspin bickil! We are dropping this bomb on the dwispin Hotel-ish thing!
HEL2000- Sorry Drave, I can not allow you to do that, Drave, Drave, you know this mission does not allow nuclear combat, Drave, dont you know that, Drave? cause Drave, you are supposed to follow orders, Drave.
Drave- HEL, I give the fripaquin orders around here! so You will do as I say, basfip!
HEL2000- Sorry Drave, I can not comply with these orders, Drave, This mission is too important to be compromised, Drave, Yeah, definently important, Drave, yeah
Drave- Ummmm..... yeah... well.... I will let you go on this for now HEL, but when Kuby! gets back, the bomb will be dropped!
HEL doesnt respond, some scary music plays, not the friday the thirteenth kind of scary music, more like the nutcracker sweet only eviler.
Meanwhile back at the Hotel-ish thing
Pete the caretaker's (played by Peter Sellers) wife (played by peter sellers)- Hey who is this new, not dead, face? arent you going to introduce me to our new guest, Pete?
Pete- Yeah, this is Kuby!, Kuby! this is my wife Petunia, This is her, not her ghost, Mind you! the real her!
Petunia- Oh, you goof!
Kuby!- nice to drivel your abinvic, Ma'ampo!
The wife and Kuby! attempt to shake hands, but Kuby! hand passes right through hers. Kuby! assumes it is some kind of skin condition
Petunia- Oh, well you have got to meet our twin vietnamese prostitute daughters. They are the sweetest things in the world. Not terribly expensive either.
Kuby!- Gwiklin Yoil! Where are these spavels??
Pete- Oh dont worry, You will be seeing alot of those two. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
Pete's wife joins him in laughing maniacaly, Kuby! goes to make a sandwich.
This is the story about Drave and his gangy friend guys in the future. They Live on board a Spaceship hovering over the Earth.
Drave- Woah, These spundles sure do wimbo my timb-tomb!
Drave's friend, Kuby!- Yep, it sure is foo-tanguly mastipip, eh boostipoos? MILK!
Drave's Other friend, Stanpy- Mmmmmhmmmmm
Drave- Hey, whats that?
Drave points out the window at A large empty hotel-lookin place down in Vietnam, where it is snowing.
Kuby!- Why I think it is a speebin Hotel!!! Yoil!!
Drave- Speebers!
Stanpy- mmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Drave- It sure hiblin looks skibble, lets drop the speebin H-bomb on it!
Kuby!- Alright, but first I want some troofibilin Milk, gikle stamnit!!
Drave- Agreed, Yoil!!
The three of them share some delisious Milk to replinish their bottely fluids, then formulate a complex plan to bomb the hotel-ish thing in the snow-covered mountains of Vietnam, but first they decide to send Kuby! to the hotel to check it out, Kuby! is beemed to the hotel by Barry Lyndon, Drave's Sister.
Kuby!- Okies, kitilwappers, I've made it to the tookiwiter!
Stanpy- Mmmmmhmmmmmmmm
Drave- That's nice, now go inside and see what is in there, You Kiolilinopeltamber!
And so Kuby! does, When he opens the doors to the large hotel-ish thing he finds Peter Sellers dressed as numerous people inside.
Hotel Caretaker (Played by peter Sellers)- Hello there, welcome to the Scary Hotel of death! My name is Pete
Kuby!- Kiffers to you, Pete, you can poinkel my spraper to the tasper of Kuby!
Pete was quite confused by what this kuby! fellow was saying to him, as I am sure you are too. This matters not to Pete, because he is a deranged murderer and fecal feliac!
Pete- Please to meet you... ummm... Kuby!.... We dont get many visitors around here nowadays, ever since The Vietnam war II went and killed off most of the worlds population. but you are welcomed to stay in any room you like.
Kuby!- Yoil, thanks pafferskazper!
Pete- uhhh.,... yeah, hey have you ever seen what your skull looks like?
Kuby!- yeah
Pete- Oh. ....
Pete and Kuby! stare at eachother awkwardly for twenty minutes
Meanwhile back on that silly silly space ship
Drave- Well, now that the spo' is checking out that blurfin hotel-ish thing, It will only a matter of time until we can drop the Bomb on it, eh, HEL2000?
HEL2000- Im sorry Drave, I can not let you do that Drave, that is bad Drave, Drave, thats very bad.
Drave- Hey, I dont want your gopirwaspin bickil! We are dropping this bomb on the dwispin Hotel-ish thing!
HEL2000- Sorry Drave, I can not allow you to do that, Drave, Drave, you know this mission does not allow nuclear combat, Drave, dont you know that, Drave? cause Drave, you are supposed to follow orders, Drave.
Drave- HEL, I give the fripaquin orders around here! so You will do as I say, basfip!
HEL2000- Sorry Drave, I can not comply with these orders, Drave, This mission is too important to be compromised, Drave, Yeah, definently important, Drave, yeah
Drave- Ummmm..... yeah... well.... I will let you go on this for now HEL, but when Kuby! gets back, the bomb will be dropped!
HEL doesnt respond, some scary music plays, not the friday the thirteenth kind of scary music, more like the nutcracker sweet only eviler.
Meanwhile back at the Hotel-ish thing
Pete the caretaker's (played by Peter Sellers) wife (played by peter sellers)- Hey who is this new, not dead, face? arent you going to introduce me to our new guest, Pete?
Pete- Yeah, this is Kuby!, Kuby! this is my wife Petunia, This is her, not her ghost, Mind you! the real her!
Petunia- Oh, you goof!
Kuby!- nice to drivel your abinvic, Ma'ampo!
The wife and Kuby! attempt to shake hands, but Kuby! hand passes right through hers. Kuby! assumes it is some kind of skin condition
Petunia- Oh, well you have got to meet our twin vietnamese prostitute daughters. They are the sweetest things in the world. Not terribly expensive either.
Kuby!- Gwiklin Yoil! Where are these spavels??
Pete- Oh dont worry, You will be seeing alot of those two. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
Pete's wife joins him in laughing maniacaly, Kuby! goes to make a sandwich.
