Okies, well if you are just joining us, then…. Your mother smells. For everyone else whom has been joining us from the beginning…. Cheers! Well anyways, there is not much to over view in this chapter, the whole thing took place on the space ship. I forgot all about Kuby! And Pete and petunia and the ghosts and the feces and all that good stuff and instead told you, the viewing audience about Drave and HEL and there continuing misadventures. Like how HEL wont let Drave drop the bomb, and how Drave organizes a towel party, and how I accidently refered to HEL as Drave at one point. Well today, boys and girls, we will focus on our favorite milk loving future gang person in Vietnam, that's right, its Kuby!'s turn…

Kuby! Wakes up from his uncontious stupor to find himself on a tricycle. A tricycle of Doom perhapse? No, just a regular one, sorry. My mistake.

Kuby!- blavento! Where the speebs am I?

Voice- Yoooooou are heeeeeere

Kuby!- huh?

Voice- Yooooooooou are heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Kuby!- Oh, well…. Who the il-ferb are you?

Voice- Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Dauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughteeeeeeeeeeeeers!

Kuby!- Oooooooh erbits! The Flemkin Prostiboos! Let me see you giwins!!

The twin Vietnamese prostitute daughters (One played by a 14 year old Peter sellers, and the other played by Scatman Caruthers) appear out of thin air.

Kuby!- Oooooooooooooooooh spoinkit!

Pete- Hot aint they? Yep, they sure aren't dead, nope, one hundred percent pure living breathing, ummm…. Meat stuff

Kuby!- Oooooh yeah, can I-

Pete- NO! no I am afraid that these girls are off limits. They ummm….. have a tendency to have boyfriends whom accidently get killed by me painfully.

Kuby!- Yoily!

Pete- Yeah, I know it sucks. Well I guess I will be off now

Pete leaves as he said he would as does scatman crothers, because I have no more use for two twin ghosts so now it is just Kuby! And …. Oh let me just pick a name at random for the girl….. Nicole, yeah that will work

Nicole- Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Kuby!- Hey you specly hon-bon

Kuby! Winks at her, obviously wanting some pleasure or hotdogs

Nicole- heeeeeey baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby!



Kuby!- wibs, I feel like I have really sligon gotten to know you, smazz!

Nicole- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kuby!- So, what is there to do around here?

Nicole- Ooooooooooooooooooooooh, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight around the coooooooooooooooorner is this biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig mansion thaaaaaaaaaaat haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas these wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarties

Kuby!- Oooh spab! Lets go

So they go, it turns out to be an orgy, they do stuff, Chris Isaac song comes on, all is well, they become sex partners or something…. I can not write intimacy very well so you will just have to use your sick perverse imaginations.

Nicole- Woooooooooooooooooooow, wasn't that greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat?

Kuby!- Oh spiwik, yeah, My EYES are WIDE open, after before being SHUT, spibbles.

As they are walking back to the hotel-ish thing, Pete bursts out of nowhere with an ax and a look of ….. badness.

Pete- I thought I told you to stay away from her! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Pete lunges at Kuby! With the ax and Kuby! Goes running towards the gigantic hedgemaze that was unmentioned until just now. As if that wasn't enough, Vietnam III starts up and there are now enemy soldiers all over the place… er sumthin.

Kuby!- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh spibble waggem!



Pete chases Kuby! Around the maze for hours and hours and hours. Pete gets shot in the leg by Charlie up in the trees. Kuby! Backsteps over his own foot prints in the snow so he can confuse Pete more, but he backs up too far and ends up running to him. More stuff happens but because of total writers block, I decide that Pete accidently kills himself.

Kuby!- Nicole, my squirple kuee-doo, we can finally be together, aquwer!

Nicole- yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kuby!- Yeah, but I had to Swazzo your father

Nicole looks a little sad, so they have sex to get over it, or something

Oh god, worst chapter yet! I quit