Disclamer: Yup don't own esca, wish I did but I don't.

Chapter #2

So we left off at... Yes thats it, ok so there was this big battle and Van and them were fighting Zaibach (yes thank you whitemage I can now spell that) because they were mad that Hiomi was dead (don't ask why Hiomis a bich and desrved it but Van's a corn ball and Allen's a woman traped in a mans body) so they were attacking them and some how they one and took Dilandau and Gatti, and the shroom boy what's his name um... Shesta yeah I think that's it. So they were taken abord the Crusade and were left in a room to be "privetly interigated" by Allen.

So mean while someware not with Allen, Van is being his dorky self.

"Hitomi if only I was there to help you I could have saved you." He said to himself over and over and over and over. Like I said he's a dork.

Mean while in the interigation place thing...

"Alright Zaibach scum your going to tell me what's Zaibach's next move." Allen said putting on his best 'Im a big pansy ass and I look like a girl but thats ok cuz for some god damn reason every woman that see's me falls in love cuz that's just the way I am' voice.

"Eat shit Shazar" Dilandau spat at him. (god I love Dilandau)

"O realy. Fine we can do this the easy way and you tell me what Zaibach is doing or... (he turns and pulls open a drawer and takes out a wip, handcups a dildo, and many other sex toys) we can do it the fun way"

"O MY GOD LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

meanwhile...


"God Hitomi I love you. If only you where here right now I could hold you in my arms." Van of course was saying this.

"Lord Van why don't you forget about Hitomi?" Merl said.

"Forget about Hitomi but who would I obses over and ack like a total jack ass to and when Dilandau kicks my ass who will I confide in. No I can not do such a thing." Van replyed.

mean while... (yes there are many mean whiles)

Allen the sheman whore was closing in on Shesta.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!" Shesta cryed. (can you blame him if Allen was coming on to me I'd have to gouge out my eyes at the very sight and run up to the hills and never return) But any ways.

"Don't worry it only hurts for the beging."

But because Dilandau is him sexy self he some how jumps out of his cell (Dilandau is god he can just jump out of his cell if he wants to) and stabs Allen in the gut and Allen falls to the floor...

Yes Allen dead a dream come true... If you want more you must review.

My Little Note Thing: Yes thank you for all of you that reviewed. I'm suprized not one flame you must all share my hate for the bich, the pansy ass, and the sheman whore (hitomi, van, and allen) sigh but I had to change the rateing cuz of vilence and sex stuff.

but please review