Flowers and Prongs
A/N: Hello! I hope you like this chapter! Just to make a few things straight I am going to make it so that Halloween is a week away.
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It was Saturday Morning. James woke up to the smell of honey. He could hear movements beside him meaning only that Sirius and Remus were awake. Sirius must have woken up in the middle of the night and went upstairs to his room to sleep. Peter usually slept 'till about 12:00pm on Saturdays. James pulled the curtains aside and got out of bed. That's when Sirius and Remus screamed with laughter.
"JAMES! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FEMINE SIDE TO YOU!" Sirius said between laughs.
"YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD AT LEAST USE REAL PERFUME INSTEAD OF HONEY!" Remus sputtered out.
"WHAT?" James screamed
He finally took notice of himself. He was all-gooey with honey, and by the bedside mirror he saw that he had MAKEUP on his face!
"EVANS!, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" yelled James on the top of his lungs.
"Hey James, look!" Sirius said after calming down.
James looked at the floor and saw a picture of himself in this icky mess, and scribbled on the back of it was a note from Evans. She was going to use this photo as black mail.
"OH, NO!" screamed James.
"Hey Sirius, look, you've got something by your bed too!" Remus said excitedly.
Sirius bent down and picked up the Photo of him and Allissa.
"Oohh!" Remus said, "Were you doing something other than sleeping Sirius?"
"NO" Sirius said plainly. Then he read the note on the back and said she would use this photo as blackmail too.
"DAMN!" Sirius said angrily.
"How come you didn't get any secret prank or blackmail photo, Moony?" James asked
"Because I'm her Boyfriend" Remus replied importantly.
"Oh, Shut up!" Sirius and James said together.
That's when a very sleepy Lily came into the boys Dorm.
"Well How ya doin' honey boy and loverboy and Remus?"
They didn't get a chance to answer because they noticed the little amount of clothes Lily was wearing. She was wearing a Light pink, silk, spaghetti top with short shorts. She had the same material robe put on her. She didn't close the robe; she just let it hang open.
All three boys were staring at her with mouths open.
Remus snapped out of his trance first.
"Lily!"
"What?" replied a very confused Lily.
"Ahem", Remus coughed while pointing to her clothes.
"Oh!", "Oops!", she replied.
She hastily closed her robe. Sirius and James had similar thoughts floating through their minds about Lily.
"WOW!" thought Sirius, "She looks so good!"
"Why did Remus tell her to close her robe up?, I wasn't complaining!" thought James
Lily's shriek of laughter brought both James and Sirius back to their senses.
"James, nice make-over!" howled Lily
"Evans!, you are gonna PAY FOR THIS!" yelled a highly embarrassed James.
"Well, James, I was only paying you back for the mud puddle you put in place of my bed." Replied Lily.
"Evans, let me tell you one thing....."
"What?, you need a different color of eyeshadow?, because I have got a huge collection." Interrupted Lily.
"......No, I have to say that I DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!"
"Fine by me!" said Lily, "whoever pulls the most pranks from Monday to Friday is the winner and the Ruler of the Pranks."
"Wait a minute, she's a marauder!, she can't pull pranks on James!" said a very worried Sirius
"Oh yes I can!" steamed Lily.
"Fine, Fine, Fine, Let the Prank War between Lily Evans and James Potter begin on this coming Monday!" boomed out Remus in a very announcer-like voice.
"Bring it on then!" said Lily challengingly.
Lily left the dorm, and went straight up to her dorm to ask Allissa to help her think of Pranks to get that James Potter.
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On Sunday afternoon, Lily had made a whole folder of pranks to pull on James for the following week. Allissa looked through them too, just to make sure Lily wasn't going over board. Allissa said she had to go to the library to finish an essay so she left. After Allissa left, Lily went to her bed and looked at a photo album she had of the past years at Hogwarts. Lily looked at pictures of Sirius, Remus, James, (ick!), Allissa, Peter and herself. She stopped at a picture of herself and Remus on the carriage going to Hogwarts for their 4th year. It seemed to her that she kind of felt different towards Remus. He used to be one of her best friends. Now it only seemed that he was only her boyfriend. She really couldn't talk about anything to Remus anymore. She finally decided that she would tell Remus to just be friends and not boyfriend/girlfriend.
Remus was thinking the same thing about him and Lily. He really wanted Lily more of a best friend than a girlfriend. He was walking up the girls' staircase to tell Lily just that, when she came out of her dorm.
"Hi Remus" she said.
"Hey Lily!" Remus Replied.
"Um, Remus, I know were like a couple now but, I'd really like us more as-------"
"Best friends?" interrupted Remus.
"Yeah" Lily said awkwardly.
"Me too" Remus said.
"Okay then, best friends forever?" Lily replied happy that Remus felt the same way
"Forever" he said giving her a hug.
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Monday Morning finally arrived. Lily woke up cautiously to make sure James didn't pull any pranks yet. Her first prank was going to be that whenever someone walked by James, he would scratch his butt. She found that use full little spell in her "PRANKS FOR ENEMYS" book, by- Drew Drench.
She walked carefully to her bathroom. She took a shower and got dressed. She went to the common room where the Marauders were waiting for her.
"Okay the pranks will begin NOW!" yelled and overly excited Sirius, as Lily got to the bottom of the stairs.
Lily and James didn't move one muscle.
Lily marched out of the common room ready to pull her prank when they got to breakfast.
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When they got to breakfast, everyone started to chew down. Lily started a minute later. She need to get James not being on his guard. Lily pointed her wand to James and Whispered, "buttichious." Lily quickly stuffed her food down as the James, Sirius, and Remus left the table. She casually walked by James and was delighted to see that he scratched his butt.
All day this was happening to James, people walked by, and he would scratch his butt. Lily couldn't stop laughing. But now it was Lily's turn to get her share of the pranks. Lily's hair was turned into Frankensteins's bride's hair. Instead of it usually falling gracefully down, it was sticking upward. It was dyed black, and had white streaks in it.
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And so the week went by, James making Lily: a cat, having a disgusting body odor, making her hover 3 feet from the ground, and making her talk backwards for a day. Lily didn't give up, she made James: shave his head (His hair would grow back in 8 hours) have a nasty booger hanging out of his nose, burp every time he tried to speak, and kept doing the opposite of what he wanted to do. Oh, and in between there was of course, hair dying of different colors, and hexes.
It was finally Friday. The Prank War was officially over. James and Lily were exhausted, and so were Sirius, Remus, and Allissa. Peter kept disappearing. Sirius and Allissa counted up the scores. "Umm sorry Lily, but James won, by one prank." They said together.
"YEEEESSSSSSS!" yelled James on the Top of his Lungs.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lily yelled at the same time James yelled.
"Too bad, Evans, I guess I am the Ruler of the Pranks."
"Ugh!, Fine!, you win!" said a disappointed Lily.
Everybody went up to bed relived it was finally over. Lily was still sitting on a chair thinking about it, when James came up to her and shook her hand saying:
"You did good Lily, I mean Evans." James replied, wondering why he said Lily instead of Evans.
"Thanks, you too." Lily replied.
James went up the stairs to his dormitory. While Lily was still trying to get it through her mind, that James Potter, Mr. Full of Himself, Just said congratulations?
"Very weird." Lily said as she trooped of to bed, finally being able to sleep peacefully.
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A/N: Okay, TA DAAAA! How was it? I hope you liked it! Well I'll start the sixth chapter as soon as possible.
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A/N: Hello! I hope you like this chapter! Just to make a few things straight I am going to make it so that Halloween is a week away.
$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$
It was Saturday Morning. James woke up to the smell of honey. He could hear movements beside him meaning only that Sirius and Remus were awake. Sirius must have woken up in the middle of the night and went upstairs to his room to sleep. Peter usually slept 'till about 12:00pm on Saturdays. James pulled the curtains aside and got out of bed. That's when Sirius and Remus screamed with laughter.
"JAMES! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A FEMINE SIDE TO YOU!" Sirius said between laughs.
"YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD AT LEAST USE REAL PERFUME INSTEAD OF HONEY!" Remus sputtered out.
"WHAT?" James screamed
He finally took notice of himself. He was all-gooey with honey, and by the bedside mirror he saw that he had MAKEUP on his face!
"EVANS!, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!" yelled James on the top of his lungs.
"Hey James, look!" Sirius said after calming down.
James looked at the floor and saw a picture of himself in this icky mess, and scribbled on the back of it was a note from Evans. She was going to use this photo as black mail.
"OH, NO!" screamed James.
"Hey Sirius, look, you've got something by your bed too!" Remus said excitedly.
Sirius bent down and picked up the Photo of him and Allissa.
"Oohh!" Remus said, "Were you doing something other than sleeping Sirius?"
"NO" Sirius said plainly. Then he read the note on the back and said she would use this photo as blackmail too.
"DAMN!" Sirius said angrily.
"How come you didn't get any secret prank or blackmail photo, Moony?" James asked
"Because I'm her Boyfriend" Remus replied importantly.
"Oh, Shut up!" Sirius and James said together.
That's when a very sleepy Lily came into the boys Dorm.
"Well How ya doin' honey boy and loverboy and Remus?"
They didn't get a chance to answer because they noticed the little amount of clothes Lily was wearing. She was wearing a Light pink, silk, spaghetti top with short shorts. She had the same material robe put on her. She didn't close the robe; she just let it hang open.
All three boys were staring at her with mouths open.
Remus snapped out of his trance first.
"Lily!"
"What?" replied a very confused Lily.
"Ahem", Remus coughed while pointing to her clothes.
"Oh!", "Oops!", she replied.
She hastily closed her robe. Sirius and James had similar thoughts floating through their minds about Lily.
"WOW!" thought Sirius, "She looks so good!"
"Why did Remus tell her to close her robe up?, I wasn't complaining!" thought James
Lily's shriek of laughter brought both James and Sirius back to their senses.
"James, nice make-over!" howled Lily
"Evans!, you are gonna PAY FOR THIS!" yelled a highly embarrassed James.
"Well, James, I was only paying you back for the mud puddle you put in place of my bed." Replied Lily.
"Evans, let me tell you one thing....."
"What?, you need a different color of eyeshadow?, because I have got a huge collection." Interrupted Lily.
"......No, I have to say that I DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!"
"Fine by me!" said Lily, "whoever pulls the most pranks from Monday to Friday is the winner and the Ruler of the Pranks."
"Wait a minute, she's a marauder!, she can't pull pranks on James!" said a very worried Sirius
"Oh yes I can!" steamed Lily.
"Fine, Fine, Fine, Let the Prank War between Lily Evans and James Potter begin on this coming Monday!" boomed out Remus in a very announcer-like voice.
"Bring it on then!" said Lily challengingly.
Lily left the dorm, and went straight up to her dorm to ask Allissa to help her think of Pranks to get that James Potter.
$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$
On Sunday afternoon, Lily had made a whole folder of pranks to pull on James for the following week. Allissa looked through them too, just to make sure Lily wasn't going over board. Allissa said she had to go to the library to finish an essay so she left. After Allissa left, Lily went to her bed and looked at a photo album she had of the past years at Hogwarts. Lily looked at pictures of Sirius, Remus, James, (ick!), Allissa, Peter and herself. She stopped at a picture of herself and Remus on the carriage going to Hogwarts for their 4th year. It seemed to her that she kind of felt different towards Remus. He used to be one of her best friends. Now it only seemed that he was only her boyfriend. She really couldn't talk about anything to Remus anymore. She finally decided that she would tell Remus to just be friends and not boyfriend/girlfriend.
Remus was thinking the same thing about him and Lily. He really wanted Lily more of a best friend than a girlfriend. He was walking up the girls' staircase to tell Lily just that, when she came out of her dorm.
"Hi Remus" she said.
"Hey Lily!" Remus Replied.
"Um, Remus, I know were like a couple now but, I'd really like us more as-------"
"Best friends?" interrupted Remus.
"Yeah" Lily said awkwardly.
"Me too" Remus said.
"Okay then, best friends forever?" Lily replied happy that Remus felt the same way
"Forever" he said giving her a hug.
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Monday Morning finally arrived. Lily woke up cautiously to make sure James didn't pull any pranks yet. Her first prank was going to be that whenever someone walked by James, he would scratch his butt. She found that use full little spell in her "PRANKS FOR ENEMYS" book, by- Drew Drench.
She walked carefully to her bathroom. She took a shower and got dressed. She went to the common room where the Marauders were waiting for her.
"Okay the pranks will begin NOW!" yelled and overly excited Sirius, as Lily got to the bottom of the stairs.
Lily and James didn't move one muscle.
Lily marched out of the common room ready to pull her prank when they got to breakfast.
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When they got to breakfast, everyone started to chew down. Lily started a minute later. She need to get James not being on his guard. Lily pointed her wand to James and Whispered, "buttichious." Lily quickly stuffed her food down as the James, Sirius, and Remus left the table. She casually walked by James and was delighted to see that he scratched his butt.
All day this was happening to James, people walked by, and he would scratch his butt. Lily couldn't stop laughing. But now it was Lily's turn to get her share of the pranks. Lily's hair was turned into Frankensteins's bride's hair. Instead of it usually falling gracefully down, it was sticking upward. It was dyed black, and had white streaks in it.
$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$**$
And so the week went by, James making Lily: a cat, having a disgusting body odor, making her hover 3 feet from the ground, and making her talk backwards for a day. Lily didn't give up, she made James: shave his head (His hair would grow back in 8 hours) have a nasty booger hanging out of his nose, burp every time he tried to speak, and kept doing the opposite of what he wanted to do. Oh, and in between there was of course, hair dying of different colors, and hexes.
It was finally Friday. The Prank War was officially over. James and Lily were exhausted, and so were Sirius, Remus, and Allissa. Peter kept disappearing. Sirius and Allissa counted up the scores. "Umm sorry Lily, but James won, by one prank." They said together.
"YEEEESSSSSSS!" yelled James on the Top of his Lungs.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lily yelled at the same time James yelled.
"Too bad, Evans, I guess I am the Ruler of the Pranks."
"Ugh!, Fine!, you win!" said a disappointed Lily.
Everybody went up to bed relived it was finally over. Lily was still sitting on a chair thinking about it, when James came up to her and shook her hand saying:
"You did good Lily, I mean Evans." James replied, wondering why he said Lily instead of Evans.
"Thanks, you too." Lily replied.
James went up the stairs to his dormitory. While Lily was still trying to get it through her mind, that James Potter, Mr. Full of Himself, Just said congratulations?
"Very weird." Lily said as she trooped of to bed, finally being able to sleep peacefully.
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A/N: Okay, TA DAAAA! How was it? I hope you liked it! Well I'll start the sixth chapter as soon as possible.
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Pheonix, MPS, Alien Outcast, Ashley Brooks, Emily, Ariana, Clow Mistress, eliza, corey, cath, lovinsiriusblack, sunshine, angel ~*~, pool, Princess Cora, ~meg~, Luthien, Lily Flower, Draco Crazed Teenage Girl, Devonny Stratton, PotterGurlie, ~*Draco's Cheer Chick*~, Jinskid3, Destiny's Angel, and Phoenix_vs_crazy_snow.
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