Ok first I just want to say that I'm so proud that people actuly reviewed and they did not flame, and that part really scared me cuz I really think that I did a crapy job. But aperently some people liked it so there you go.

Ok you all know I don't own esca or anything like that... or so you think...

So in my little wacked out story Dilandau, Gattie, and the now-areaid-of-long-haired-men-named-Allen-and-who-go-around-thinking-that-he's-the-best-when-he's-really-a-dork Shesta. They were all sneeking around and looking for the stupid crew to kill cuz all they do is sit there and be all loyal to the sheman whore (Allen).

"Dilandau do you really think that we should be doing this. I know that you killed the sheman whore but the things I saw I don't think my mind can take it." The shroom boy complained (Shesta's the shroom boy for all you that don't already know).

"Shut up Shesta! Were going to kill Vaannnn. *ses Vans name in that weaired pyro way of his*"

mean while...

"O Hitomi!!! Why did you have to die!!!!!!!!!!!" Van of course was still whining like a sisy.

"Lord Van just forget about Hitomi will you" Merl pleded.

back with Dilandau and them...

They were sneaking up one the crew so that they could kill them. yada yada they sneek up and kill them. So then Merl had gotten Van to go the mess hall where Dilandau, Gatti, Shesta, and all the dead crew were.

Van and Merl arive...

"O MY GOD!!!!! Someone merdered the crew!" Merl screamed.

Van see's Dilandau.

"You! You killed Hitomi!" Van yelled

"What the hell are you talking about?!?!" Dilandau yelled back.

"Van stop! It was me! I did it!" Merl cryed. "That bich was alwyas around you so I killed her! She had it coming, and no one liked her except you Van. And she looked like a boy with those stupid close's and hair cut. And the pendent, and visions! God what the hell was the matter with her! She had a feaking vision every day! Do you remember the time that she had a vision about Gaddis (one of the shemans crew) triping and falling in horse crap! God what a bich!"

"Merl!" Van cryed. "How did you kill her you were in the bath room I saw you go in it you couldnt of gotten out with out me knowticeing!"

"God Van your almost as stupid as Hitomi, there is a window in the bath room." Merl said.

"Ha! Merl I give you premishion to join the dragon slayers cuz you killed the bich." Dilandau said.

"*victory dances* yeay!" Merl runs over to Dilandau and bows down. "I'll do what ever you say!"

Dilandau turns to Van and drawa his sward. The pansy draws his. Then in the door way apears Allen all bloody and crap.

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *takes deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! O MY GOD IT'S ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shesta screamed. (can you blame him?)

"Ha so you think that a little sward the gut will kill me Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Notheing will stop my plans to siduce every man on Gaea!! HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Allen yelled.

"Keep him away from ME!" Cryed Shesta.

"Shesta my love come here." Allen said as he walked over twards him...

to be continued...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yes the she man is back... but not for long...

please review and falms are welcomed!!!!