If you didn't think the first chapter was twisted and weird there is a second chapter for all of your enjoyment! Or disgust.


Our Children



I have to say I haven't had a bad day since I forced Mew-Two to marry me. I think he's grown to love me in his own special way, I know I love him. He works on his projects to take over the world and replace all life on the planet with ones he made himself, while I cook and clean and plan terrorist activities with the Pokemon First Militia. I can't say that I'm truly happy though.

Unfortunately for us, Mew-Two and I, we can't have children. Our two species can't crossbreed alas. But I have solved the problem simply by asking him to splice our DNA together in his upgraded cloning machine and create a child.

(I'm scared)

Now our child, our precious essence mingled together, grows in a large tank. I can see the ten fingers and long tail. I don't know whether our child is a boy or girl yet, but all I know is that I've never been happier. Mew-Two is interested in seeing what will become of a being that is part author and part Mew-Two. Truthfully I don't care, I have enough love to give to all.

(I'm crazy)

I don't know what to name our child, there are so many possibilities out there. He acts like he doesn't care, but I know he does. How can someone so perfect, so completely without a doubt superior, not love? After all that tiny being is his child as well as mine.

(Why did I write this?)

He says we can take our baby out in two months. It's taking longer because of the uncertainties of combing to unique strands of DNA. I don't care, I have my Mew-Two and our child. I'm the happiest female alive. We will have a happy family, I just know it.

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More strangeness, oh yes I have to bring you ALL my insanity. Well have fun purging your brain.

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Growing Up

~It's alive, it's alive!