Disclamer: yup I do not own escaflowne or any thing... *sigh* but I wish I did...

So we left off at the sheman whore coming in and walking to the now petrified Shesta...

"O Shesta, don't be afraid I'm going to make you so very happy." Allen said as he walked towards him.

Shesta was froze to the spot. But Dilandau being the most bestest person on Escaflowne stepped forward and stabbed Allen once agene, but the sheman was dead set on seducing every man on Gaea so he still was not dead.

"I TOLD you that I can not be killed before I complete my dream of seducing every man on Gaea! Ha ha ha!" Allen said triumphantly. Ok you still have to remember even thow the she man's still alive he's still bleeding all over the place.

The she man took a step towards Shesta, but slipped in his own blood and fell on his womanish face breaking his nose.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! My nose my perfect nose!" He cried like the she man whore he is.

"God that's it Shazar your so pissing me off first you torment my dragons layers than you try to seduce us which is just wrong and now your complaining about your fucked up nose!" Dilandau screamed. "AND you WILL NOT DIE!!!!! What are you!!!"

Dilandau doing the thing that I think should have been done long ago, jumped up and drew his sward and leaped over to the now trying to get up Allen and sliced off his... um how should I put this... his male pride, his frankin footer, his one eyed monster (and being allens it is a MONSTER *screams and runs away back up to the hill where I first went*) his dork, his dick, his penis, his one and only friend. But you get the picture for Allen his life is over.

"*in a very high pitch scream that could shatter glass* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! O MY GOD!" And with one last shutter the she man whore named Allen finally fell dead. *and this is dead dead he's not coming back this time ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*

Suddenly Mellerna appears out of nowhere.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ALLEN YOU CAN NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But Merl now being a dragon slayer with one swift movement shoves her out the window.

"Thank you Merl you will fit in with the dragon slayers just fine." Dilandau said.

Ha Allen is dead YES THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!!!! So if you people want more chapters you have to review.... and I just have to say wow no flames yet I'm so proud.