Disclaimer: Ok I have to say that I am very surprised that people have not flamed me O yeah I don't own esca. or stuff like that... Or do I??? *mwahahahahahahahahhahaha*
OK chapter #5
*thinks of a title*
The Day The Pansy Ass Flew
Alright now back to my perverted story, now let's see... O yeah ok so we left off with Mellern out the window Allen dead on the floor and Merl had admitted to killing Hitomi (god bless merl she did what we had all ever wanted to do) and Dilandau, Gatti, and Shesta were thinking up of what to do next.
"I think we should go, he may only be playing dead" Shesta said as he eyed Allens corps nervously.
"No! First we kill the pansy ass!" Dilandau said giddily... (is giddily a word... well it is in my story)
Van who was just sitting there like a dork snapped back to reality.
"Dilandau! You will die! You killed Htiomi!" He cried.
Every one just stared at him.
"Van I killed Hitomi remember? God what the hell is the matter with you are you that stupid?" Merl said.
"O yeah well I can't kill you Merl so you can't have any cat nip any more." Van said.
"VAN! What the HELL is the matter with you weren't you paying attention at all! I killed Hitomi, and Merllerna (damn I can't remember her name! melern mellerna mellern... o screw it you all know who I'm talking about) so what the hell have you been doing day dreaming!!!!!!!!" Merl yelled.
"Well I saw a bird out the window and they were really pretty..."
Ever one elts
"..........."
"They were!" He protested.
Mean while...
Falken was at his lab wearing one of those funny lab coat and goggles. He added a little purple and neon pink liquid to a beaker.
"Finally I have done it!" He cried "I have made the first genetically engendered sheman whore perfect in every way."
Then from the beaker that he was poring stuff in exploded and there on the table appeared a red head version of Allen.
The sheman looked at Falcon. "Why hi there stud muffin." He said.
Falken took out a cattle prod and zapped the sheman. "I think that I'll call you Dallen. Yes that's a good name for you, Dallen."
Dallen stared at Falken. "What ever you say handsome." Dallen said.
"In case that you have not noticed I am a man and you are a man so there is nothing that can happen between us." Falken told Dallen.
"O I know your a man, and a nice one at that." Dallen winks at Falken. Falken in return turns the cattle prod on high and zapped Dallen.
Back with the others...
*shutters* "Wow all of a sudden I feel really disturbed." Shesta said, and looks around nervously.
"Alright now VAN NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!" Dilandau screamed.
Authors Note: O how curl am I no more Allen but now there is DALLEN *evil laugh* mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah Yes I am just so curl but at least Dallens in a lab and the poor mentally disturbed Shesta a long ways away................ For now hahahahahhahhahahahhahahahha. And once agene I'm sorry about bad spelling
