Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne... or do I... no, no I don't

Chapter #7

The Day Dallen Fell in Love

So now back to my extremely disturbing story about the stuff, with the stuff, and the thing , with the thing at the thing... (now that makes since)

So we left off at Allen joining the herd and the dragon slayers going to the herd to get some food cuz someone messed up on the order sheet...

Allen looked up into the sky with his greenish brown eyes, up there in the sky was some sort of flouting thing. But that was no reason for the king of the herd to get worried about. Walking... Well it's more of crawling cuz he's on all fours, but any ways crawling to his new friend named, Maaa, he grabbed at a branch and ripped some flowers off and ate them. Maaa stared at Allen.

(In Sheep Language *and yes in my story the sheep have a language all there own*)

"Hi, Maaa, how are you today, eat any good grass lightly?" Allen asked.

"Nope." Maaa responded.

"Why not?" Allen asked.

"Because you have not led us to a better grazing ground." Maaa said.

"I have to do that?" Allen asked.

"Being King of the herd is more than screwing the female sheep, you know." Maaa told Allen.

"IT IS!?!?!?!?" Allen asked appalled.

"Yes is it." Maaa said giving Allen a odd look. o_O

"Ok. Every one to me, were going on a trip!" Allen yelled.

And so all the sheep went up across the forest, which ironically ended up with them practically directly beneath the floating forest. So they sat there grazing and doing stuff.

On the floating fortress...

"Ok so the blue button make's the stealth clock go on and off, and the green one makes the fire thingy work right?" Merl asked.

"Yup, that's right." Said Gatti.

"Now lets go and burn-err I mean Gather sheep." Said Dilandau.

So they fly down to the sheep, and clime out of there guymelifs.

With Allen...

"So I've never seen you here? New? Need some one to help you fit in?" Allen said in his seductive voice to a sheep.

"Maaaa." The sheep responded. (which in sheepish means: Leave me alone you sheep man wore)

Then Allen listened very carefully.

"Just round up twenty or thirty of these things and lets go." Megel said.

But Allen would never have his sheep lovers--err I mean "friends" taken any were. So he charged them all. But... (ooo cliff hanger)

Ok I'm not to cruel...

But... Allen stopped when the red haired she man whore's eyes fell on Shesta. Who was currently wetting himself at the very sight of seeing what looked like to him Allen back from the dead. Allen turned his head and looked side ways and all the dragon slayers.

So the dragon slayers seeing Allen were scared cuz of there previous encounters with Allen. But Dilandau being the sexy self that he is drew his sward and was about to decapitate Allen when Falkens voice came on the intercom from the guymelifs.

"Nooooooooo! Dilandau don't hurt Allen! You must bring him back at what ever causes!" Falken yelled thought the intercom. He knew cuz he was watching from the ship with one of those telescope thingys.

On the ship...

"Allen I knew I would see you agene!" Falken yelled as he hugged Allen. But soon let go of him cuz Allen was trying to hump his leg like a dog. "Stop that!" ZAP!!!!!!

Looking around Falken saw that the entire Sheep herd was in the hanger of the floating fortress.

"What are all these sheep doing here I said only twenty or thirty?" Falken asked.

"He wouldn't leave with out them." Said a dragon slayer up to his shoulders in sheep pilled on sheep.

To be continued...

Authors Note: yes I know this is one of the suckyest chapter of my story but hey I tried.