****Beauty and the Beast****

"Will you KINDLY move out of the way, Reubus" Prof. Mcgonagall snapped as she walked past Hagrid holding a book in front of her face.

"It would be a lot better if YOU would look were you were goin!!" roared Hagrid.

Madam Pomfrey frowned. Those two would never get along.

"Well well, you fussing over those two quarrelers again?" said Argus Filch.

"Oh, Argus it tears my heart apart to see those two young ones quarrel." said Madame Pomfrey softly.

"I've just got an IDEA!!" said Filch excitedly and whispered quickly into Madame Pomfrey's ear…

The next day, we find Madame Pomfrey talking to Mcgonagall and Hagrid.

"You know, professors, Dumbledore announced a teacher ball for tomorrow night." lied Madame Pomfrey. Hagrid and Mcgonagall looked at each other in amazement, then looked down to the floor, blushing. Madam Pomfrey's plan: so far so good.

The next day, Hagrid spent all day washing up for the "teacher's ball". Harry was there to help, along with Argus Filch. Filch just got done styling Hagrid's hair. It was all in curls with bows.

"You look so, so…" Harry started.

"Stupid" grumped Hagrid.

Filch started styling Hagrid's hair again…

In the Hogwarts castle, inside Mcgonagall's dormitory, Madam Pomfrey and Parvati Patil were helping Mcgonagall dress up.

"I'm not going!" huffed the professor stopping Madam Pomfrey and Parvati from arguing over what she would wear.

"But of course, you should go…" Madam Pomfrey went on talking about how she should keep her reputation. Finally, they got her stuffed in a yellow gown with blue trimmings…

That night, Madam Pomfrey waited in a dark corner of the great hall. Mcgonagall came out on one side of the hall, Hagrid on the other. They met in the middle and walked over to one of the tables. Hagrid sat down immediately, making a big bang, Mcgonagall sat gracefully with a smile on her face. Then, they looked at each other and scratched their heads; it was all too familiar.

As the two started eating the food that magically appeared in front of them, Madame Pomfrey burst out from her corner, singing:

"Tale as old as time…true as it can be…barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly"

Mcgonagall and Hagrid looked very startled. Mcgonagall got up to run away but Madame Pomfrey grabbed her and smashed her down on the chair. She then ran into a corner to let them eat.

Later into dinner, Filch showed up.

"Just a little change, small to say the least….Both a little scared, neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast" sang or more yodeled Filch. Hagrid picked Filch up and threw him out the window.

A few minutes later, Madam Pomfrey burst in with a rescued Filch singing in a duet:

"Ever just the same….. Ever a surprise…ever as before, ever just as sure, as the sun will rise…"

Then, everyone burst into a can-can with lots of noise and confetti…

Mcgonagall grabbed Filch and kissed him, Hagrid grabbed and kissed Madam Pomfrey.

THE END



A/N: Strange ending huh, didn't even finish the song. By the way, this was inspired by KISS THE GIRL written by Emily Star. You'll be seeing more of these by me in a while.

ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING….. SONG BELONGS TO DISNEY…. I OWN NOTHING!!!!