Round Two
Kasumi: And we're back to the second round of Anime Deathmatch! To summarize, Akane Tendo just beat Anthy Himemiya with an astounding mallet swing that wasn't outlawed by the ref! Now up, Ryouga Hibiki versus Wufei Chang.. or Chang Wufei.. or Wu-chan.. whatever his name is, the guy with the greasy ponytail and white pants!
Wufei: Hey!
Vash: Here it is folks, the moment you've been waiting for, Round Two! Oh, and to that cute girl in the front row, my phone number is- *sounds of someone pulling mike from him* Meryl: START THE MATCH! *bell dings*
Wufei: *enters ring surrounded by pigs/boars (someone's gotta recognize this), screams some gibberish at them to send 'em running, and poses* *smattering of applause*
Ryouga: *in piglet form being carried by Akari in a bikini. She puts him down and pours some warm water over him, holding one of those 4th of July sparklers in her mouth* *heavy applause, Akari grins and walks back off- stage*
Wufei: You have insulted my honor foul pig, and you will pay!! *pulls out katana and charges*
Ryouga: *eye twitches* Did you.. just call me.. a.. PIG? *Pumbaa-yells and does breaking point finger at him*
Wufei: *guffaws* Aw, did the little piglet point his finger at me, aww, I'm hurt, no, really!
Ryouga: *gets to him, flicks him on the shoulder*
Wufei: *more laughter*
Ryouga: *pulls out umbrella and smashes him across the ring*
Wufei: *twitch* itai..
Ryouga: *smirk* They always fall for the finger trick..
Sally: COME ON LEGATO, THAT'S GOTTA BE A FOUL!
Legato: It's in.
Sally: *glare*
Legato: *munches on hotdog, gives Ryouga a thumbs up*
Ryouga: *waves*
Wufei: *peels self off of ropes, charges Ryouga with katana again* DIIEE!
Ryouga: *ducks and tries to bite his arm with his cute little fangs* (ahem, sorry. I have a fondness for the pig boy)
Wufei: *spears conveniently placed water bottle, it sprays Ryouga and he turns into P-chan*
Akane: *oblivious* Hi P-chan!!! *waves* What're you doing in there?
Ryouga: Squueee! *jumps on the ropes and bounces off, landing on Wufei's head*
Wufei: *pause* *screams and runs around in circles* Getimoffgetimoffgetimoff-HE'S ON MY HEAD!!
Ryouga: *sliding off, grabs onto Wu's ponytail to keep from falling, and pulls the holder out*
Wufei: *his hair looks like a porcupine/afro* MY HAIR! *grabs P-chan by the tail, swings him around in circles a few times, and hurls him off into a window*
Ryouga: SQUEEE-*splat*
Legato: one..two..three..four.. *glance at Akane, shivers* 5-6-7-8-9-10 and heeee's out!
Akane: *turning red* You.. hurt.. P-CHAN!! *flying tackles Legato, gnawing on his arm and hitting him over the head with her mallet* BAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN!
Legato: *screaming like a 5-year-old girl*
Everyone: *step back*
Kasumi: *pulls camera over to face her* Well, there's the end of Round Two, with Wufei as the rather surprising victor-
Wufei: Surprising? *growl*
Kasumi: *offhandedly smacks him with skillet* Now lets have a word from our sponsors!
~~~Commercial Break~~~
Ranma: Are you unsatisfied with your appearance? Do you ever find yourself thinking you're a woman in a man's body, or the other way around? Do you ever wish you were an animal? Well, with Jusyenkyoo Tours TM you can be anything you dream to be! At least.. sometimes.. *nervous laughter* *regains confidence* And with your own personal tour guide, you'll find the right pond for /you/! *winks and smiles, Wolfwood style*
~~~Back to the Deathmatch~~~
Kasumi: Well, I have to go for a while everyone, but Genma is going to be taking over! Sayoonara! *hands panda a microphone and exits quickly on Dr. Tofuu's arm*
Genma: Rowrf. *holds up sign: Let's just get to the next match.*
~~Next chapter, next match. You know the deal.~~
Kasumi: And we're back to the second round of Anime Deathmatch! To summarize, Akane Tendo just beat Anthy Himemiya with an astounding mallet swing that wasn't outlawed by the ref! Now up, Ryouga Hibiki versus Wufei Chang.. or Chang Wufei.. or Wu-chan.. whatever his name is, the guy with the greasy ponytail and white pants!
Wufei: Hey!
Vash: Here it is folks, the moment you've been waiting for, Round Two! Oh, and to that cute girl in the front row, my phone number is- *sounds of someone pulling mike from him* Meryl: START THE MATCH! *bell dings*
Wufei: *enters ring surrounded by pigs/boars (someone's gotta recognize this), screams some gibberish at them to send 'em running, and poses* *smattering of applause*
Ryouga: *in piglet form being carried by Akari in a bikini. She puts him down and pours some warm water over him, holding one of those 4th of July sparklers in her mouth* *heavy applause, Akari grins and walks back off- stage*
Wufei: You have insulted my honor foul pig, and you will pay!! *pulls out katana and charges*
Ryouga: *eye twitches* Did you.. just call me.. a.. PIG? *Pumbaa-yells and does breaking point finger at him*
Wufei: *guffaws* Aw, did the little piglet point his finger at me, aww, I'm hurt, no, really!
Ryouga: *gets to him, flicks him on the shoulder*
Wufei: *more laughter*
Ryouga: *pulls out umbrella and smashes him across the ring*
Wufei: *twitch* itai..
Ryouga: *smirk* They always fall for the finger trick..
Sally: COME ON LEGATO, THAT'S GOTTA BE A FOUL!
Legato: It's in.
Sally: *glare*
Legato: *munches on hotdog, gives Ryouga a thumbs up*
Ryouga: *waves*
Wufei: *peels self off of ropes, charges Ryouga with katana again* DIIEE!
Ryouga: *ducks and tries to bite his arm with his cute little fangs* (ahem, sorry. I have a fondness for the pig boy)
Wufei: *spears conveniently placed water bottle, it sprays Ryouga and he turns into P-chan*
Akane: *oblivious* Hi P-chan!!! *waves* What're you doing in there?
Ryouga: Squueee! *jumps on the ropes and bounces off, landing on Wufei's head*
Wufei: *pause* *screams and runs around in circles* Getimoffgetimoffgetimoff-HE'S ON MY HEAD!!
Ryouga: *sliding off, grabs onto Wu's ponytail to keep from falling, and pulls the holder out*
Wufei: *his hair looks like a porcupine/afro* MY HAIR! *grabs P-chan by the tail, swings him around in circles a few times, and hurls him off into a window*
Ryouga: SQUEEE-*splat*
Legato: one..two..three..four.. *glance at Akane, shivers* 5-6-7-8-9-10 and heeee's out!
Akane: *turning red* You.. hurt.. P-CHAN!! *flying tackles Legato, gnawing on his arm and hitting him over the head with her mallet* BAD MAN BAD MAN BAD MAN!
Legato: *screaming like a 5-year-old girl*
Everyone: *step back*
Kasumi: *pulls camera over to face her* Well, there's the end of Round Two, with Wufei as the rather surprising victor-
Wufei: Surprising? *growl*
Kasumi: *offhandedly smacks him with skillet* Now lets have a word from our sponsors!
~~~Commercial Break~~~
Ranma: Are you unsatisfied with your appearance? Do you ever find yourself thinking you're a woman in a man's body, or the other way around? Do you ever wish you were an animal? Well, with Jusyenkyoo Tours TM you can be anything you dream to be! At least.. sometimes.. *nervous laughter* *regains confidence* And with your own personal tour guide, you'll find the right pond for /you/! *winks and smiles, Wolfwood style*
~~~Back to the Deathmatch~~~
Kasumi: Well, I have to go for a while everyone, but Genma is going to be taking over! Sayoonara! *hands panda a microphone and exits quickly on Dr. Tofuu's arm*
Genma: Rowrf. *holds up sign: Let's just get to the next match.*
~~Next chapter, next match. You know the deal.~~
