Round Three
Genma: Rowrf. *holds up sign* On with the match!
Vash: Now up, my buddy Nicholas Wolfwood!! *crowd goes wild* And some twerpy kid. *crickets chirp*
Twerpy Kid: HEY!
Wolfwood: *climbs into ring carrying the cross and wearing sunglasses. He pulls them off and throws them to the crowd, then winks to the females* *females: going nuts and cheering*
Twerpy Kid: *huge Pokeball lands in the ring, Ash climbs out with pikachu* *raises fists in the air* *silence* *pikachu electrocutes everyone* *the crowd goes wild* That's better…
Vash: Begin! *bell dings*
Wolfwood: You sure you're up for this, kid? Wouldn't want to hurt you or anything..*grin*
Ash: *turns hat backwards* I'm ready for anything you got! I'm going to be a pokemon master, and-
Wolfwood: Yeah yeah yeah, just checking. *pulls cloth off of the cross*
Ash: *eyes go huge* Uhh…
Wolfwood: Here we go.. *picks up two guns and hefts them* Perfect.
Brock: *in crowd* Ash, metal conducts electricity!
Ash: *stares at him* And…
Brock: *sigh* Guns are made of metal.
Ash: *still baffled* And…
Brock: *bangs his head on the seat in front of him* What type of pokemon is pikachu?
Ash: Electric mouse..
Brock: THINK!!!
Wolfwood: *clunks Ash over the head with the cross* Are we fighting here or having a tea party?
Ash: Uhh…
Brock: You're fighting moron! Pikachu, thunder bolt the priest man and get it over with!
Legato: *blows whistle* No outside help is allowed during a match! *Monev and Dynamites Neon haul Brock out of the stands and carry him off*
Ash: *squawks* YOU'RE OUTLAWING /THAT/?!?!?
Wolfwood: *shrug* Tough break kid. *fires next to pikachu* I suggest you start fighting and make this interesting.
Ash: *pouts and sits down in a corner of the ring* No. I don't wanna play.
Wolfwood: *picks up pikachu and hurls him out of the ring*
Ash: HEY! *launches himself at Wolfie's legs and bites his ankles*
Wolfwood: *punts him across the ring* Play nice twerp.
Ash: *unconscious, muttering something about Misty having cooties*
Misty: Lemme at him, lemme at him!!! *Restrained by people sitting around her*
Legato: One..Two..Three..Four..Five..Six..Seven.. *Ash stirs* eightnineten you'reoutmidgetman!
Wolfwood: *laughs loudly and exits ring, and is quickly swarmed by rabid fan girls.. and guys*
Genma: *holds up sign* Wolfwood won, the villagers cheer, yada yada yada. *flips sign over* Now a word from our sponsors.
~~~Commercial Break~~~
Akane: If you're a pathetic pasty pest in need of protection from all the big bad bullies in the world out to get you, call Akane's Mallet Protections inc. You harass 'em, we smash 'em. *hefts mallet*
~~~Back to the Deathmatch~~~
Genma: *human form* Well, you saw it here first. Nicholas D. Wolfwood defeated Ash Ketchum, and the electric rat. Tune in next time for Round Three!
Genma: Rowrf. *holds up sign* On with the match!
Vash: Now up, my buddy Nicholas Wolfwood!! *crowd goes wild* And some twerpy kid. *crickets chirp*
Twerpy Kid: HEY!
Wolfwood: *climbs into ring carrying the cross and wearing sunglasses. He pulls them off and throws them to the crowd, then winks to the females* *females: going nuts and cheering*
Twerpy Kid: *huge Pokeball lands in the ring, Ash climbs out with pikachu* *raises fists in the air* *silence* *pikachu electrocutes everyone* *the crowd goes wild* That's better…
Vash: Begin! *bell dings*
Wolfwood: You sure you're up for this, kid? Wouldn't want to hurt you or anything..*grin*
Ash: *turns hat backwards* I'm ready for anything you got! I'm going to be a pokemon master, and-
Wolfwood: Yeah yeah yeah, just checking. *pulls cloth off of the cross*
Ash: *eyes go huge* Uhh…
Wolfwood: Here we go.. *picks up two guns and hefts them* Perfect.
Brock: *in crowd* Ash, metal conducts electricity!
Ash: *stares at him* And…
Brock: *sigh* Guns are made of metal.
Ash: *still baffled* And…
Brock: *bangs his head on the seat in front of him* What type of pokemon is pikachu?
Ash: Electric mouse..
Brock: THINK!!!
Wolfwood: *clunks Ash over the head with the cross* Are we fighting here or having a tea party?
Ash: Uhh…
Brock: You're fighting moron! Pikachu, thunder bolt the priest man and get it over with!
Legato: *blows whistle* No outside help is allowed during a match! *Monev and Dynamites Neon haul Brock out of the stands and carry him off*
Ash: *squawks* YOU'RE OUTLAWING /THAT/?!?!?
Wolfwood: *shrug* Tough break kid. *fires next to pikachu* I suggest you start fighting and make this interesting.
Ash: *pouts and sits down in a corner of the ring* No. I don't wanna play.
Wolfwood: *picks up pikachu and hurls him out of the ring*
Ash: HEY! *launches himself at Wolfie's legs and bites his ankles*
Wolfwood: *punts him across the ring* Play nice twerp.
Ash: *unconscious, muttering something about Misty having cooties*
Misty: Lemme at him, lemme at him!!! *Restrained by people sitting around her*
Legato: One..Two..Three..Four..Five..Six..Seven.. *Ash stirs* eightnineten you'reoutmidgetman!
Wolfwood: *laughs loudly and exits ring, and is quickly swarmed by rabid fan girls.. and guys*
Genma: *holds up sign* Wolfwood won, the villagers cheer, yada yada yada. *flips sign over* Now a word from our sponsors.
~~~Commercial Break~~~
Akane: If you're a pathetic pasty pest in need of protection from all the big bad bullies in the world out to get you, call Akane's Mallet Protections inc. You harass 'em, we smash 'em. *hefts mallet*
~~~Back to the Deathmatch~~~
Genma: *human form* Well, you saw it here first. Nicholas D. Wolfwood defeated Ash Ketchum, and the electric rat. Tune in next time for Round Three!
