Okay, this is my first fic. So, be nice and review.

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Zim's like a Virgin.

1.1.1.1 "What kind of earthanoid torture device is this?" muttered Zim to Gir as he walked by Gir as he watched TV.

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1.1.1.3 "MTV master." Replied Gir, while not moving his eyes from the TV.

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1.1.1.5 "I can be your hero baby" sang the TV "I can kiss away the pain."

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1.1.1.7 "The horror." Zim whispered

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1.1.1.9 "I can beeeeee your-our heeeee-eeeerrrroooo." The song was finally over.

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1.1.1.11 "I like horror." Said Gir as the next song popped on.

1.1.1.12

"Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know.that something wasn't right here."

"Hmmm. These humans seem to be worshiping that screeching one" mentioned Zim thoughtfully while he was watching the music video. "GIR!"

"Master?" asked Gir

"I'll be in the lab, researching this MTV. Try not to destroy anything.

"Yes master, I obey." Replied Gir while he quickly turned to red and then back to blue. Then he returned to watching Brittany Spears (the horror).

*Zim's Lab*

"So. it's called music," said Zim while he was reading aloud. "And the humans with this .gift called singing are worshiped above all others. When this. singing.is equipped with something called. dancing, they are worshiped with extreme devotion." Zim read amazed.

"COMPUTER! Which of these hyu-mans are loved the most?" The screen flashed letters and numbers until it read MADONNA.

"Madonna?" Zim inquired. "COMPUTER! Show me this.Madonna."

"Like a virgin.touched for the very first time.Hey mister DJ put a record on I wanna dance with my baby. Just don't tell me to stop!" Is heard threw out the whole neighborhood.

*Dib's house*

"Gaz, did you hear that?" asked Dib "Huh? Huh? Huh?!"

"Get away from me," replied Gaz in a monotone voice "I'm on my last life and if I lose, you'll die a slow and painful death." Dib slowly backed away from Gaz, and then ran outside.

"Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha! Pathetic hyu-mans! I'll destroy them yet!" echoed throughout the entire city.

"That sounds like Zim! I'll have to stop him!" and he ran back inside to prepare. SLAM! The door slammed so loud that it made Gaz lose her last life.

"Dib made me lose my last life. He will pay."