SEX: How Bulma and
Vegeta started it all...
By Alhazred and Kreliana
Disclaimer: We do not own DBZ
Note: This makes no sense. Don't try to make any out of it. This takes place after GT.
One day, Goten and Pan were flying. But they weren't flying just anywhere. They were flying to the Brief's house to meet their pals Trunks and Bra. Goten and Pan were spending the night, then Goten and Trunks would train a bit in the morning, while Pan and Bra would do girl stuff, the usual.
But sometimes... it can be hazardous to be a hormonal teenager.
Pan: Talk to you later, Uncle Goten. ::runs off to hang out with Bra, Goten goes to hang out with Trunks::
GOTEN: Wow, Bra looks hot…
TRUNKS: Goten! WHAT'D you say about my sister?!
GOTEN: ::Thinking- oops, I said that out loud!:: Well, look! She's… wearing a
sweater!
TRUNKS: …oh.
Later that night, Vegeta and Bulma have an incredible
evening together.
VEGETA: Bulma, I love you. I'll love you until the day I
die.
::Vegeta wakes up.:: AHH! Oh it was a dream... ::goes back to sleep ::
BULMA: Mmm, dreaming you said it again honey?
VEGETA: Go back to sleep.
BULMA: Yep, definitely that dream... ::Snuggles::
VEGETA: ::Sweatdrop::
::A few minutes later::
VEGETA: I can't sleep.
BULMA: let me help you. ::Lemon scene
begins ::
::BRA walks into her big brother's room:: TRUNKS! TRUNKS! I
think Mom's hurting daddy!
TRUNKS: How in the Supreme Kai's name could MOM hurt DAD!
Bra: Really, Trunks, she is.
TRUNKS: ::sweatdrops :: They're uhhh, just uhhh
fooling around (why'd I USE THAT PHRASE,) go back to bed, Bra.
BRA: But daddy keeps making groaning noises.
TRUNKS: AAAAAAAAAAAAH GO BACK TO BED NOW!
BRA: ::Slowly opens parents door:: ...ew. Like, what ARE they doing?
TRUNKS: Information NOT needed!
::VEGETA goes SSJ right before he ummm yeahs ::
BULMA: Now, are you all tuckered out? That was quite a workout.
VEGETA: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz
TRUNKS: Does he HAVE to do thaaaaat... ::Slams pillow over head attempting to
blot out the sounds and energy sense:: Why can't I have a normal life?
BRA: ::Still in her parents room ::
Daddy, why'd you go SSJ ontop of mom?
BULMA AND VEGETA: ::Scream!::
GOTEN: ::Wakes up, groggily:: Hey Trunks, what was that noise?
TRUNKS: Please don't ask, Goten.
GOTEN: ::Cheery:: Okay! ::Goes back to bed::
VEGETA: Oh, I was just... um... your mother was using me for
light so she could see to... to... Bulma, little. Help. Here.
BULMA: Umm... I needed to fix my top! ::Pulls on top in an idiotic way::
BRA: Ok, mom. Umm, I had a bad dream, can I sleep with you guys tonight?
VEGETA: NO BRAT, GO BACK TO BED! Go
sleep with your brother and Kakarott's kid!
BRA: ::thinking:: Sleep with Goten. Tee
hee hee.
BULMA: Yeah, um... they're even stronger then your father, THEY'LL keep you
safe!
VEGETA: EXCUSE me?
::Bra snuggles next to Goten, who
protects her for the rest of the night ::
Next morning...
TRUNKS: ::Wakes up and sees them close, goes SSJ:: GOTEN! DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY
SISTER!?
GOTEN: She had a bad dream!
BRA: Goten made it a wet, I mean, good dream!
TRUNKS: ooooh, okay. Let's go wake up Mom & Dad.
TRUNKS: ::Walks down the hall:: What next. ::He goes into Bra's room and finds Pan in there. Sleeping like a beautiful angel:: Hell no. ::leaves :: I'll give her to Dad before I'll have that... ::Trunks goes into his parents' room. They kinda flung the sheets off during the night, exposing themselves :: AAAAAH, I'M BLIND! I CAN'T SEE
VEGETA: ::Completely oblivious:: It's SIX O'CLOCK IN THE
MORNING! ::Starts throwing Ki blasts::
BULMA: ::Also oblivious:: Mmm, yes it is, plenty of time for more fun before
the kids get up... ::Grabs him::
TRUNKS: ::Goes into cardiac arrest::
BRA: Since Trunks is away, Goten..... ::Goten takes the hint
::
TRUNKS: ::Stumbles back into his room:: Hey Goten, my Mom
& Dad are AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ::Trunks stumbles into Bra's
room. Pan wakes up ::
PAN: Trunks, you ok?
TRUNKS: Your uncle, my sister......my parents....uuuuugh
PAN: ::shudders :: Well it could be
worse. Ever see what your fans do to you and Goten?
::In Trunks' Room :: BRA: Hey Goten, I can't believe TRUNKS thought I didn't know what mom and dad were doing.
GOTEN: ...hey, what WERE they doing? I went back to sleep!
BRA: They were
::whisper whisper whisper ::
GOTEN: ::is pale white ::
::Back in Bra's room::
TRUNKS: You also see what they do to us.
::He looks at her, she looks at him. "Love is in the Air" plays ::
PAN: ::In TRUNKS fashion:: Oh hell no. ::Music abruptly
stops.:: (I'm still waiting for Vegeta
to get done with Bulma) ::Evil grin, fake, fake voice that Trunks doesn't
catch:: Besides, I like what they do to you and Goten better.
TRUNKS: Pan, you're disgusting. That's your UNCLE.
PAN: Oh drat, I forgot about that. ::Needs to get rid of him so she can kick
out Bulma and get Vegeta:: Err, I meant, I like what they do to you and
PICCOLO! Yeah, that's it!
TRUNKS: X_X PICCOLO! AAAAAAAH ::runs
out screaming. feints, and Bulma helps him to another room. Vegeta flies into
Bra's room and lands on top of Pan. ::
PAN: Took you long enough.
::They do things even Kami is too young to see ::
Later that morning, everyone got ready to go to the Kame house for a party Master Roshi was having later that evening. A very alcoholic party. When they got there King Kai was having coffee with the Supreme Kai.
::Everyone tumbles through the door at once::
SKai: It's going to be one of those days. ::sniff:: You all smell like
fornication.
KKai: Yuck, go take a shower.
::They all think it's a good idea ::
SKai: Take them one at a time, not together.
::They all moan in disappointment :: This is definitely one of those
days.
PAN: ::Finds Piccolo on the balcony:: Psst, hey Piccolo, I need to distract Bulma, so I need Trunks to get her attention. Think you could hit on him?
Trunks: Hey guys, Pan says I've been paired with Piccolo in lemon fics. Is that true?
VEGETA: ::smacks
TRUNKS :: DID WE REALLY NEED THAT MENTAL PICTURE?
TRUNKS: About as much as I needed to walk into your room and see you and mom
naked!
VEGETA: ::Entire body turns red::
SKAI: ...gross. Image, image!
::Bulma runs out in embarrassment ::
VEGETA: ::Sigh, runs after::
SKai: ::Thinking ::
Hmmmm, Bulma naked wouldn't be so bad, but why'd he have to bring in VEGETA?
PAN: Piccolooooo! Go do it NOW before Bulma's too far away!
PICCOLO: ::TRUNKS style :: Hell no.
PAN: Okay... need someone else... hey Mr. Shin!
SKai: Hmmm, she's kinda cute.
KKai: WHAAAAAAAT??????
SKai: Come with me, my dear.
PAN: Oh ^_^ ::blushes::
SHIN: Just because I'm the Supreme Kai doesn't mean I have ice in my veins, you know.
KKai: Oh gross, Shin's older than dirt and he's going after a 17-year-old
SKai: Meanwhile, King Kai hasn't gotten ANY in 17 THOUSAND
years... and even then it was his first time.
TRUNKS:: Doubles over laughing::
GOTEN: ::Scratches head:: The supreme beings of the universe are sick
disgusting perverts!
SKai: I take offense to that.
::Shin goes off with PAN ::
::They don't come out::
GOTEN: ...well it's true!
SEVERAL OTHERS: Goten, would you please stop insulting the SU-FUCKING-PREME
KAI?!
Narrator: And so, the new day rolled on at the Kame House, with most everybody deciding to come to Master Roshi's boozefest. What will happen as a result of this? Who's going to have too much liquor? Find out NEXT time on ::Dramatic echo:: DRAGONBALL Z!
NEXT: The Morning After, who wake up with who?
