Chapter 2 of Like a Virgin

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Dib ran out of his house with two mini water guns and five or six plastic sporks. He left his water balloon machine thingy at home, because it was too loud (it made a sound like an angry refrigerator) and took too long to make water balloons.



-------------------------------------Meanwhile at Zim's house--------------- -----------------------

Zim didn't notice how loudly he was yelling because the music was so loud (you know, like when your are listening to something with headphones and talk to someone and they tell you to stop yelling) Zim thought he was talking normally but since the Madonna songs were so loud the entire city could hear him. Yet, he was safe because these more stupid examples of the human race, did not realize that they were the cries of alien. In fact, most people thought they were the screams of some woman having a baby. Suddenly, Zim stopped screaming his threats of DOOM. Then he took a graceful little twirl and sang.

"Take a bow, the something something la la laaa la la laaa, I don't know the lyrics." Gir decided to come down to the lab to say hi to his master when he heard Zim singing in a femine voice.

"Master, I thought you said their cant be any girls in the house." Since Zim twirled around all Gir could see was his back.

"Gir, go back upstairs I'm busy." Zim said in a breathy voice with a British accent. Gir only stared blankly. "GIR! I am working on my world domination plan. I need silence." Zim hissed.

"Kay!" And he pulled out a rubber pig and moose and made them play leapfrog.

"Squeak, oink, squeak." Zim heard them as he teleported Gir back upstairs. Then he went to go work on a new disguise. A blonde wig, blue contacts, and thick brown eyebrows.

"Ha! Said Zim in a more Zim-like voice. "These stupid hyu-mans won't be able to tell the difference between me and Madonna!" Screamed Zim just above the music. "Oh wait." In addition, he put on some cowboy boots and a padded bra. He put on the rest of his disguise, which consisted of a skirt, a shirt buttoned half way, a cowboy hat, his wig, eyebrows, and contacts.

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"Now how do I get past those lawn gnomes?" Dib asked himself. "I know!" he took his water guns and shot one gnome into the wall so hard its circuits were showing. The other gnomes slide over to it to repair it and Dib took aim. He shot some water into the electricity. The gnomes exploded into tinsy little pieces. "That was easy..too easy"

--------------------------------------------Zim's lab----------------------- -----------------------------

"Intruder Alert.Intruder Alert" said a large mechanical voice.

"I'd better go see who that that is before they get too far. I don't have time to change, so I'll just say I'm Zim's sister ..Kym yes that'll work."

------------------------------------Dib's point of view--------------------- --------------------------

"Yes, I'm at the door. I just have to open it"

------------------------------------Zim's point of view--------------------- ---------------------------

Zim reaches for the doorknob.

-----------------------------------Dib's point of view---------------------- ---------------------------

Dib reaches for the doorknob. (Who opens the door anyway?) The door opens. In the doorway is a blond little Irken.

"What do you want hyu-man!?" Zim asked more than a little annoyed. Dib was too shocked to say anything. "Well!?"

"Uhhh." Dib stated

"HOW DID YOU DESTROY MY LAWN GNOMES?!" Zim angrily asked while he surveyed the large pile of scrap metal with three red hats on the top.

"Errr."said Dib

"If you are through wasting my time, DIB, I'm going to go repair and improve my base's defense system." Zim slammed the door on Dib's face.

"What the hel." Dib asked still facing the door.

End of chapter 2

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