SEX: The Morning After: Who Wakes up with Who?
By Alhazred and Kreliana
NARRATOR: Last time on Dragonball Z: With Goten and Pan staying over, Vegeta and Bulma accidentally instigated a romp of sex and innuendo throughout the Brief residence, the "incident" even spilling over to Master Roshi's place after everyone arrived for his impending Keg party.Now, with the party over for the night and everyone about to wake up in the morning, how will the free-flowing alcohol have influenced today's events? Find out today on DRAGONBALL Z!
VIDEL: ::Stirs, feels arms around her:: Mmm... musta been some night. Hey Gohan, when'd you get so buff?
GOKU: Some night is an understa... wait. Gohan? Chichi, what's
gotten into you?
VIDEL: ::Eyes shoot open:: CHICHI?! ::Jumps out of bed:: Goku?!
GOKU: Videl? Uh oh. I think we had too much to drink last
night.
::Goku and Videl turn around to get dressed::
!-- (9:59:53 PM)--VIDEL: My heeeeeeead....
VIDEL: Here are your pants, Goku.
GOKU: Here's your shirt.
VIDEL:
...what did we do last night?
::They start getting the rest of their clothing when Chichi screams::
!-- (10:01:53 PM)--GOKU: I have no clue
what we did, but we better go check on ChiChi.
!-- (10:02:12 PM)--::As they near
ChiChi's scream, they hear Vegeta moaning in pain::
!-- (10:02:30 PM)--
CHICHI: ::Screams more::
VEGETA: I woke up with KAKAROTT'S MATE!
CHICHI: I slept with....!
GOKU: ::Walks in:: Oh, hi Chichi! ::Smiles in that Goku way::
::Vegeta continues puking::
CHICHI:
Oh Goku! ::runs to him:: That pervert took advantage of me while I was drunk!
VEGETA: I took advantage of YOU!? ::puke::
!-- (10:05:30 PM)--CHICHI: I just said
that!
VEGETA: I was being sarcastic!
VIDEL: Oh that's okay, I slept with Goku... ::slaps hands over mouth::
GOKU: ::Dies::
::From
a distance:: GOHAN: MR. PICCOLO, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?!?!?!?!?
VIDEL: What next?
!-- (10:08:10 PM)--VIDEL: ::Runs into
Gohan's room and falls on her face at the sight::
PICCOLO: ::Lamely:: ...why am I naked?
!-- (10:08:42 PM)--PICCOLO: And why are
YOU naked?
::Chichi walks in and faints. Vegeta walks in after Chichi faints:: VEGETA:
BWAHAHAHA! I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.
!-- (10:10:15 PM)--PICCOLO: What, you
finally slept with Chichi?
::Chichi screams::
PICCOLO: I was right, wasn't I?
GOHAN: Moooooooom?!
VEGETA: Don't remind me. Urk.
!-- (10:11:39 PM)--GOHAN: Mom! How COULD
you!
CHICHI: Me?! How could YOU?!
GOHAN: ::Looks at Piccolo and blushes something fierce::
::Bra stumbles into the hallway crying::
CHICHI: Oh great, who did you do? ::King Kai struts out::
BRA: Uggggh, him.
!-- (10:13:04 PM)--::Shin walks out with
Pan::
KKai:
HA! I got LAID!
SHIN: And you only had to get her drunk to do it.!--
(10:15:24 PM)--
::Meanwhile::
VEGETA: ::Tosses Gohan's clothes at him:: Get DRESSED already, I don't want to
see naked Kakarott spawn lying around here!
VIDEL: Well at least he didn't get anyone pregnant...
GOKU: Let's just hope YOU'RE not pregnant, Videl. ::Slaps hands over mouth
again::
CHICHI: ::Slaps him::
GOHAN: ...Dad?
KKAI: Hey, we may have been drunk, but it still happened! Okay, so I... can't
remember it, but it happened!
GOHAN:
Dad did Videl? ::dies::
KKai: Now that's just wrong. Hey, Supreme Kai, where are you going with Pan?
SHIN: Vegas. I think this one's a keeper.
GOHAN: Oh great, what will our grandkids look like?
VIDEL: More importantly, how long will they live? WHERE will they live?
!-- (10:18:12 PM)--SHIN: Details, details.
We'll be back...
PAN: Eventually. ::Jumps into Shin's arms::
:: From a distance::!-- (10:19:40 PM)--18:
WHAT THE HELL?
GOKU: Now this should be interesting.
::In 18's room::
18: You perverted old man! Why are you next to me?
ROSHI: Heh heh heh, now now, don't be shy.
EVERYONE: Poor 18!!!
!-- (10:20:22 PM)--ROSHI: What do you
mean, poor 18?! Poor ME! Do ya have any idea how nubile this girl is? Damn near
gave this old man a heart attack!
!-- (10:20:48 PM)--EVERYONE: ::dies::
ROSHI: If I die today, I die a happy man. !-- (10:21:20
PM)--::Gets dressed and prances around all happy::
18: ...I am SO not getting out of bed. ::Throws covers over head::
::Vegeta looks over into the next room and sees Goten on top of Trunks under the covers::
VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA::breath::AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
::!-- (10:22:40 PM)--Trunks and Goten
stir::
!-- (10:24:09 PM)--::Vegeta slams the door shut, deciding to gather his sanity first::
TRUNKS: ::Groan:: Oh, hey Goten.
GOTEN: Hi Trunks...
TRUNKS: ...GOTEN?!?!
GOTEN: TRUNKS?!
::They look under the covers and scream::
!-- (10:24:57 PM)--TRUNKS: Goten! You raped me!
GOTEN: Nuh uh! YOU raped ME! And you
got me drunk to do it!
!-- (10:26:12 PM)--::outside::
GOKU: Vegeta, are you ok?
VEGETA: My brat, your brat, aaaagh.
!-- (10:26:24 PM)--TRUNKS: ...Goten, you had
two beers.
GOTEN: ::Faceflops:: I get drunk easily! I'm just like Mom!
TRUNKS: So you were drunk, and I was drunk... that means... ohhh maaaaaan my
Dad is gonna killlll meeee...
GOKU: Huh? But I thought Pan went off with the Supreme Kai...
!-- (10:27:29 PM)--VEGETA: She DID, you
idiot! And she's your GRANDdaughter anyway!
!-- (10:27:35 PM)--CHICHI: WHAT? ::She bursts
in, everyone sees Trunks and Goten together::
!-- (10:27:48 PM)--GOKU:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
TRUNKS: ::Dies::
GOTEN: ::Pulls covers over head and pretends to disappear::
GOTEN: You can't see me anymore.
!-- (10:30:19 PM)--TRUNKS: ::Pulls covers off
of Goten's head:: I suffer, you suffer.
GOKU: Well, look on the bright side, at least no one's getting pregnant... oh,
except maybe for Videl...
VIDEL: ::Dies::
ROSHI: Hey, don't forget 18!
18: I'm on birth control.
CHICHI:
Well that leaves Pan...
TRUNKS: Your bright side has flaws, Goku.
::In another room, Hercule wakes up::
HERCULE:
Why do I have women's panties on my head?
BULMA: Hey, those are Oolong's.
HERCULE: Who are you?
OOLONG: WHERE are my panties?!
::Bulma runs out screaming:: VEGETA, WHERE ARE YOU! HERCULE JUST slept with me!
::Sees Videl:!-- (10:33:26 PM)--: Oh, hi
Videl.
VIDEL: ::Dies::
VEGETA: I'm busy! ::Storms into Goten & Trunks' room and slams the door
shut, opens it again, tosses Goten out, and shuts it::
BULMA:
...what's he busy with?
CHICHI: Don't ask.
OOLONG: Gimmie back my eternal underwear! ::Grabs them off of Hercule's head:: I'm glad these are durable...
::In Las Vegas::
ELVIS:
Now, do you, Supreme Kai, take Pan to be your lawfully wedded wife?
SHIN: Yes, of course.
ELVIS: Now do you, Pan, take Supreme Kai to be your lawfully wedded wife?
PAN: Don't you mean husband?
ELVIS: Ummm, yeah.
PAN: Yes, I do.
ELVIS: By the power vested in me, and by the state of Nevada, I pronounce you
man and wife. You may kiss the bride, here are $20 worth the casino chips.
HERCULE: I just wore a PIG's panties on my head. Oh well, I've seen worse…
PAN: ::Throws the bouquet over her head and all the way back to the Kame House
for someone to catch after it makes the journey there.
Meanwhile,
Vegeta can be heard through the door::
VEGETA: I CAN'T BELEIVE this! Trunks, How could you SLEEP with KAKAROTT'S kid!
...you and Goten got DRUNK?!
BULMA: Whaaaat?! ::Glares death at Goten::
GOTEN: ::Dies:: Uhh... who, me?
VEGETA: You BETTER have been on top! No son of MINE is going to be submissive
to Kakarott's brat!
GOTEN: ::Turns red::
HURCULE: Wow, this is a better show then the world tournament!
EVERYONE:
::Dies::
HERCULE: ...what?
OOLONG: ::Turns into a baseball bat and konks him::
OOLONG: How come I didn't get any last night?
HERCULE: Uhhhhh…….What are you talkin' about? I just
watched! Uhh, yeah!
BULMA: ::Looks at Oolong and turns pale::
OOLONG: ::pales too::
VEGETA: We'll be having pork roast tonight, everyone.
::Fries Oolong::
BULMA: ::Slaps Vegeta:: YOU'RE one to talk, you slept with Chichi!
!-- (10:47:53 PM)--VEGETA: You had to
remind me. ::pukes::
BULMA:
Why yes I did.
GOKU: So let's sort this out: I slept with Videl, Hercule watched Bulma sleep
with Oolong, Vegeta slept with my wife, Master Roshi hit it up with 18, The
SUPREME KAI is marrying Pan, King Kai got Bra in bed, one of my sons got it on
with a Namek, and my other son shagged up Trunks?
VEGETA: ::Furious:: You're brat was NOT on top, Kakarott!
GOTEN: ::Inches way out of room::
18: That about sums it up. Breakfast?
KRILLIN: I already made that, dear.
EVERYONE: ::Double take:: KRILLIN?!
TRUNKS: I'm afraid to ask, but... who did YOU...
KRILLIN: ::Blushes:: Err, I just got here early morning. Saw all you guys
snuggling in bed and I didn't wanna wake you up, heh heh. Although I was in
shock to find my WIFE IN BED WITH ROSHI!
ROSHI: Errr, did I say I slept with 18? Eh heh heh...
18: Yes, you did.
ROSHI:
Dear, you know that's impossible! I was too drunk to take my Viagra.
EVERYONE: ::Dies::
GOKU: I'm not hungry anymore.
CHICHI: That's a first.
KRILLIN: You realize you'll all need to visit the doctor's
later. You know, pregnancy tests, STD tests...
CHICHI: Hey! My sons are NOT diseased! Though I won't speak for Vegeta... I've
been ill ever since I woke up.
VEGETA: You and I both, woman.
GOTEN: I'll eat!
GOHAN: Me too!
TRUNKS: Yeah!
::They all begin shoveling food::
GOKU: Well, after the workouts they had, they must be starved! ::Everyone
glares:: What?
NARRATOR: Next time, on Dragonball Z: The entire group piles into a random hospital to make sure their sexual olympics haven't caused anything… permanent, but there, they receive a shock!
DOCTER: Ahem, it seems you haven't had ANY sexual activity recently.
Who didn't do what they think they did? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
