Chapter 3 of Like a Virgin

Review please. If you review I will review one of your IZ related fics ok. I already wrote chapter 4 and 5 but wont post them for 2 weeks because I'll be somewhere without a computer. Disclaimer: I own nothing.

--------------------------------Dib's POV----------------------------------- ---------------------------

Dib still didn't comprehend what happened that day he went to Zim's house. Why was Zim dressing up like a girl? Was that actually Zim or was it another alien thing? Dib liked the first question more. He didn't like the idea of two of Zim's alien race thingies on Earth. Whatever race Zim is. Dib asked himself these questions inside his abnormally large head. He would usually ask things things out loud but he had enough of people thinking he was crazy for one day. He was, of course, trying to make his classmates understand Zim was an alien. And they as usual dismissed him as insane. Dib didn't like Zim inside a woman outfit. It only made him suspeiousHe would have to make another plane to get inside Zim's base without being caught or destroying his defenses, no matter how much fun that might be.

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Hmmm. Zim remembered Dib's reaction when he saw him in his new disguise. It seemed to Zim he had found another human weakness, but he wasn't sure whether it was surprise or something. Was it that he looked like a girl? No, Dib has not let females stop him from in his search for aliens. He called that blue human girl an alien. No, it couldn't be a weakness for females. Then Zima finally realized his plain was attually working. Dib had been his test weasel. Of course, he already knew that it would work but who doesn't like a little extra reassurance. Dib was too in awe of Madonna to do anything but stand there and drool.

"If one Madonna paralyzed that hyu-man Dib, then I shall make an ARMY of Madonnas and then NO ONE CAN STOP ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" so Zim went to work on his Madonn-bots while still chuckling to himself.

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Gaz pondered on how she could most effectively have revenge on Dib. Hmmm. She could spread a rumor that he was gay...no there were about five out already. Dib seemed to hate that green kid. Preguduce seemed to be one of his many flaws. That one and the whole annoying people thing. Or that one were he throws cups on the floor in public. She decided should follow him around until she discovered a way to destroy him emotionally, or at least hurt him pretty bad.

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"He's plotting something I just know it Gaz. He's probably working with that blue alien what's her name...Kim right?" Dib said as he circled around Gaz

"Dib, shut up." Gaz replied, "that blue kid happens to be an assiote of mine. Her dad happens to be the president of Gameslave inc. I'm going to pretend to be her friend until her father gets fired."

"That's kind of shallow." Gaz gave Dib the evil eye glare thingy and Dib shut up.

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Zim's working in his lab on his Madonn-bots. Robot parts and about 20 Madonn-bots surround him.

"If I can make 20 Madonn-bots in one hour than in a week I will have 3,920. On the other hand, I could just activate the Madonn-bots I have already made and double the production. In one Earth month, I should have enough to rule the ENTIRE PLANET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

The End of Chapter 3

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