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Chapter 5 of Like a Virgin

--------------------------------------Zim's P.O.V.-------------------------- ----------------------

Yesterday was a very disturbing day of skool. When Zim got home, he almost ran out of cleansing chalk while trying to wipe off the human flesh that landed on him. Luckily for him, Gir had not made this chalk. He had also learned many vaulable things, thought Zim as he watched the disgusting humans eat their ketup and rice. Zim shuddered, but managed to controll it before he exploded.

-----------------------------------Dib's POV-------------------------------- -----------------------

How was Dib going to explain Zim dressing like a girl to the whole class? He had no proof, but that never stopped him before. Why would dressing up like a girl make Zim seem any more like an alien? He knew some people did it, not personally but he has seen Oprah once or twice. Those people were out there. Explaining Zim did that might make him seem more human. He decided to keep that information to himself.

" What does Zim want with Madonna?" Dib asked himself. He thought he should try to get backstage passes to the Madonna concert, even though he personally didn't think that much of her songs. He made sure not to voice that opionion.

------------------------------------------Gaz's POV------------------------- ---------------------------

Gaz heard Dib mention Madonna. She didn't know that he liked her songs. Gaz herself prefered hard rock music, but Madonna had too much power to be opposed. Maby she found a way for revenge. She could make Dib some………hmmm. She put her Gameslave 2 and got to work.

-----------------------------------------Dib's POV-------------------------- -------------------------

What the hell? Thought Dib. Gaz put away her Gameslave and Dib thought this was very weird. Well, thought Dib, she might be drawing demented piggies again. After some contemplation, Dib decided he didn't want to know what Gaz was doing. He got up and threw away his half eaten tray of ketup and rice.

--------------------------------------------Zim's POV----------------------- ---------------------------

Zim decided to go to this………Madonna concert. He already knew he had to get rid of the origional and he already had a plan.

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