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Chapter 6

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It was Thursday. Dib was still scrambiling to get those Madonna tickets.

"Hello, youre caller 12," said the radio anouncer dude "anser this question and you get 2 backstage passes to the Madonna concert."

"Okay." Dib replied slightly quivering

"What kind of underwear does Madonna's great grandpa wear………boxers or briefs?"

"Umm………briefs?"

"MORON! DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT HE WEARS BOTH!?" screamed the outraged annoucer. "NO TICKETS FOR YOU………but you are caller 12 so you receive a complementary Cropcircles magazine sighned by………Madonna."

"What issue is it?"

"The new one."

"Sweet." Dib hung up the phone and left the room. The annoucer man heard the phone click.

"WAIT! You havent given me your address. Oh well, more Madonna for me." Said the announcer guy.

"HEY! You can hug that magazine during your break!" said some one who was likely to be the announcer human's boss.

"But, Sir, it was signed by Madonna."

"Madonna signed it? GIVE ME IT! OOF, ERK, OW, DAMN IT, GIVE ME IT!" choursed the radio



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"Dib, are you still after those Madonna tickets?" asked Gaz

"IF I DON'T GET THOSE TICKETS ALEINS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed Dib. Gaz looked at him as if he was a moron.

"Well………my friend gave me some backstage passes. You can have one if you kiss Zim on Monday at skool in the cafetiria." Gaz knew he would do anything for those tickets. (Don't worry its not slash because neither of them likes it………though I have nothing agaisnt slash, it wont be in THIS fic)

"Ewwwwww." Dib replied

"Well, I might just go burn those tickets………you know how I like fire."

"Fine………I'll do………it." Dib replies utterly grossed out. "But if I die from some alien disease I might catch, you have to stop Zim."

"Deal." Gaz replied. Her plan was working perfectly.





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