LISTEN! I need you to review…if you don't then I might do something evil to
Madonna. WHAT?! I'm not a fithy paperclip! Alright you asked for it. I'm
gonna add subliminal messages.
Disclaimer: I own nada, zip, zero, nothing…plus I don't have any money…which means I own even less than I thought. The ball of pain name came from my sister.
Chapter 7 of Like a Virgin. FRIDAY!
-----------------------------------------Zim's POV-------------------------- ---------------------------
Zim was adjusting his disguise in the mirror. He pulled up his skirt and pushed up his bra.
He was wearing his voice modifirer that he devolped yesterday. Zim was glad that the concert was afterskool because he couldn't miss anymore days. Hmmm. Zim chuckeled a little as he remembered what happened at skool.
--------------------------------------3 hours earlier----------------------- ----------------------------
Most of the stinkbeat children wore Madonna shirts to skool. The ones that didn't were tortured. Luckily, for Zim he heard a conversation the previous day about Friday's dress code. So, he was prepared. Dib wasn't so lucky. He was beaten to a pulp during recess, but no one saw him at lunch. After lunch, Zim noticed the happy face on Dib's T-shirt had blond hair and the name Madonna written under it. All this showed Zim how much power Madonna had.
"MWAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!!" but Zim didn't add any ranting like he ussaually did. Only the laugh.
---------------------------------------3 hours later------------------------ ------------------------------
Zim tucked a remote control, backstage passes, (just in case) 100 dollars, and a blue remote control into his bra. (His backpack was full) He activated his lawn cactus, (the new defense system…it shoots lazers, needles, traping devices, electronic nets, and cupcakes out of its needles.) and left for the concert that started at 8:00.
------------------------------------Dib's POV------------------------------- ---------------------------
Dib was getting ready for the Madonna concert. He brought night vision googles, cold vision goggles (made to spot reptiles), and two more superpowerfull waterguns. Not to mention the pack of pass-out pills and balls of pain (guarenteed to home in on a target and render it unconsious). Then he left while making sure to bring the ticket Gaz gave him.
---------------------------------------Guard's POV-------------------------- -----------------------
'There was a lot of weirdos with backstage passes' thought the guard 'none of are gonna hurt my one true love…Madonna'
---------------------------------------Madonna's POV------------------------ -----------------------
Madonna saw something move out of the corner of her eye. Hmm. Mabey it was another love sick guard. She shrugged and went on her dressing room to put on more makeup.
"What th-?" and then she was unconcious. A short dark figure dragged her to the broom closet and locked it. Then scampered (yes, I said scampered…it's a funny word. Scampered hehe) to Madonna's dressing room.
---------------------------Guard's POV-------------------------------------- --------------------
A short creepy kid with a big head was walking up to him.
"Hey, kid," said the guard, "you can't get in without a pass."
"Here." Said the little black haired kid with the cool hairstyle. The guard examend the pass.
"What, do you think I'm stupid or something!? This pass is fake!" and with that said the guard tazered the child.
"AHHHAHHAAHAHAAAHHH!" the electricity wore off. "I hoped I wouldn't have to do this, but you've left me no choice." Said the kid menacinly. " LET ME IN THERE'S AN ALEIN IN THERE THAT WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND HURT MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Kid, go away before I have to shock you again."
"Okay, I was saving this for the alein, but now I really have no choice." He took out a little black metal ball. He dropped it and it hovered infront of him. Suddenly sharp red spines poked out of the ball. Then, without warning the ball flew at the guard faster than a bullet and hit him in the neck. "Well, I still have 100 more." Then the strang boy steeped over the guard and walked inside.
Did you like it? No? WELL THEN TOO BAD! Ahem um sorry about that. I just want more people to…REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I own nada, zip, zero, nothing…plus I don't have any money…which means I own even less than I thought. The ball of pain name came from my sister.
Chapter 7 of Like a Virgin. FRIDAY!
-----------------------------------------Zim's POV-------------------------- ---------------------------
Zim was adjusting his disguise in the mirror. He pulled up his skirt and pushed up his bra.
He was wearing his voice modifirer that he devolped yesterday. Zim was glad that the concert was afterskool because he couldn't miss anymore days. Hmmm. Zim chuckeled a little as he remembered what happened at skool.
--------------------------------------3 hours earlier----------------------- ----------------------------
Most of the stinkbeat children wore Madonna shirts to skool. The ones that didn't were tortured. Luckily, for Zim he heard a conversation the previous day about Friday's dress code. So, he was prepared. Dib wasn't so lucky. He was beaten to a pulp during recess, but no one saw him at lunch. After lunch, Zim noticed the happy face on Dib's T-shirt had blond hair and the name Madonna written under it. All this showed Zim how much power Madonna had.
"MWAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAA!!!!" but Zim didn't add any ranting like he ussaually did. Only the laugh.
---------------------------------------3 hours later------------------------ ------------------------------
Zim tucked a remote control, backstage passes, (just in case) 100 dollars, and a blue remote control into his bra. (His backpack was full) He activated his lawn cactus, (the new defense system…it shoots lazers, needles, traping devices, electronic nets, and cupcakes out of its needles.) and left for the concert that started at 8:00.
------------------------------------Dib's POV------------------------------- ---------------------------
Dib was getting ready for the Madonna concert. He brought night vision googles, cold vision goggles (made to spot reptiles), and two more superpowerfull waterguns. Not to mention the pack of pass-out pills and balls of pain (guarenteed to home in on a target and render it unconsious). Then he left while making sure to bring the ticket Gaz gave him.
---------------------------------------Guard's POV-------------------------- -----------------------
'There was a lot of weirdos with backstage passes' thought the guard 'none of are gonna hurt my one true love…Madonna'
---------------------------------------Madonna's POV------------------------ -----------------------
Madonna saw something move out of the corner of her eye. Hmm. Mabey it was another love sick guard. She shrugged and went on her dressing room to put on more makeup.
"What th-?" and then she was unconcious. A short dark figure dragged her to the broom closet and locked it. Then scampered (yes, I said scampered…it's a funny word. Scampered hehe) to Madonna's dressing room.
---------------------------Guard's POV-------------------------------------- --------------------
A short creepy kid with a big head was walking up to him.
"Hey, kid," said the guard, "you can't get in without a pass."
"Here." Said the little black haired kid with the cool hairstyle. The guard examend the pass.
"What, do you think I'm stupid or something!? This pass is fake!" and with that said the guard tazered the child.
"AHHHAHHAAHAHAAAHHH!" the electricity wore off. "I hoped I wouldn't have to do this, but you've left me no choice." Said the kid menacinly. " LET ME IN THERE'S AN ALEIN IN THERE THAT WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND HURT MADONNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Kid, go away before I have to shock you again."
"Okay, I was saving this for the alein, but now I really have no choice." He took out a little black metal ball. He dropped it and it hovered infront of him. Suddenly sharp red spines poked out of the ball. Then, without warning the ball flew at the guard faster than a bullet and hit him in the neck. "Well, I still have 100 more." Then the strang boy steeped over the guard and walked inside.
Did you like it? No? WELL THEN TOO BAD! Ahem um sorry about that. I just want more people to…REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!
