Ode to Cube
by IN.DO.GU.TSU

Parody of Skavoovie And The Epitones' "Coffee Connection"



Cogito Ergo Sum
The ship where I was made
Got a ferocious beast
The crew could sell and trade
But Rachel and Huey, they took the fall
With Pilot Kirk, and Captain Hall
It was up to me and Darth to save them all

I couldn't change a thing
The crewmen, they would fight
Because I couldn't speak
To set relations right
It was their hate, that did them in
And OD-10 exposed their sin
Only Darth and I remained when the screen said "Fin"

Of fate, it's an ironic twist
Darth always seemed like he was pissed
But the two of us stopped that cyber-terrorist

I make coffee
I make coffee

Who knew a harmless trip
Could become a nightmare?
So Darth's plan was, he'd shoot the behemoth while I go to the game room and hack "Captain Square"
A one-on-one with the CPU
On a planet known as "Kill you"
In case I died, before the fight I pressed F2

The incident has left us vexed
But nothing bad could happen next
Ian Kelley translated this chapter's text

I make coffee
I make coffee
I make coffee
I make coffee

The culprit spoke out
The crew wasn't behind this, I had no doubt
To punish the humans for causing a rout
Cause they just argue and pout
It wasn't Hall that I saw on TV
But a broken record with the same story
It was 0D-10 who caused a massive scare!
Anyone for "Captain Square?"

Its cathodes crashed
Its diodes burned
The mainframe's totalled
A lesson learned
Don't succumb to hate and fear
Do anything to spread good cheer
I'll play Akira next, cause his quest has a Gear

Well, you can take your dark
And you can take your light
And stage a war between them
But which side is right?

I make coffee
I make coffee
I make coffee
I make coffee