My gosh, we're Felloshipiacs,
Gollum's falling down the cracks,
'Cause he wants his knick-nack back
While Frodo takes the flak,
We're Fellowshipiacs!
Oh Legolas the elf dude, I can say that I'm not done
'Cause making fun of Legolas is quite a bit of fun!
A fugitive from Fangirls, he's always on the run,
Yes, he's got pretty hair, say us maidens in dispair,
It just can't be outdone!
Because we're Fellowshipiacs,
Strider's following your tracks,
Hobbits hate the mushroom tax,
Gimli just wants to relax
We're Fellowshipiacs!
The Frodo hobbit's really cute, his eyes are really sweet
No matter what your girlfriends say you like his furry feet,
You want rid of Samwise- you know you can't compete...
We think that you're insane, but friend, it's rather plain-
You're a fangirl! That's concrete!
So be a Fellowshipiac
Sauron's teeth are full of plaque
And he used to run the track
In Mordor High, way back
We're Fellowshipiacs!
So follow through the mountains with a guy called Aragorn
And much to Arwen's distaste he looks at Ranger porn,
He once saw poor Galadriel, nude as the day she's born!
Ranger, shut those eyes! Or Arwen shall despise!
And Boromir broke his horn!
Oh yes, we're Felloshipiacs!
Sauron broke his power mac
Fanfiction.net is back
Bring broken makes me quack...
Like Fellowshippy- May-o-naise is zippy- Fellowshipiacs!
(I'm still not done yet!)
A/N- Thanks to Vale for the words that rhyme with Aragorn, thanks to Cinda for the gollum/knick-nacks thingy... thanks to all of you who reviewed! BTW, there's only one person writing this, but I'm an insane fangirl, so that means I have enough insanity for at least five people. Keep the suggestions coming- and if I forgot you, just say it louder! Pippin and Merry aren't really stupid- Okay, okay, so they are... sometimes. They're adorable nonetheless though!!!! I want a hobbit of my own! (Runs off crying) Stick with it, my fangirl buddies! We'll track Legolas and Frodo down one of these days! Woo-hoo!
Gollum's falling down the cracks,
'Cause he wants his knick-nack back
While Frodo takes the flak,
We're Fellowshipiacs!
Oh Legolas the elf dude, I can say that I'm not done
'Cause making fun of Legolas is quite a bit of fun!
A fugitive from Fangirls, he's always on the run,
Yes, he's got pretty hair, say us maidens in dispair,
It just can't be outdone!
Because we're Fellowshipiacs,
Strider's following your tracks,
Hobbits hate the mushroom tax,
Gimli just wants to relax
We're Fellowshipiacs!
The Frodo hobbit's really cute, his eyes are really sweet
No matter what your girlfriends say you like his furry feet,
You want rid of Samwise- you know you can't compete...
We think that you're insane, but friend, it's rather plain-
You're a fangirl! That's concrete!
So be a Fellowshipiac
Sauron's teeth are full of plaque
And he used to run the track
In Mordor High, way back
We're Fellowshipiacs!
So follow through the mountains with a guy called Aragorn
And much to Arwen's distaste he looks at Ranger porn,
He once saw poor Galadriel, nude as the day she's born!
Ranger, shut those eyes! Or Arwen shall despise!
And Boromir broke his horn!
Oh yes, we're Felloshipiacs!
Sauron broke his power mac
Fanfiction.net is back
Bring broken makes me quack...
Like Fellowshippy- May-o-naise is zippy- Fellowshipiacs!
(I'm still not done yet!)
A/N- Thanks to Vale for the words that rhyme with Aragorn, thanks to Cinda for the gollum/knick-nacks thingy... thanks to all of you who reviewed! BTW, there's only one person writing this, but I'm an insane fangirl, so that means I have enough insanity for at least five people. Keep the suggestions coming- and if I forgot you, just say it louder! Pippin and Merry aren't really stupid- Okay, okay, so they are... sometimes. They're adorable nonetheless though!!!! I want a hobbit of my own! (Runs off crying) Stick with it, my fangirl buddies! We'll track Legolas and Frodo down one of these days! Woo-hoo!
