Oh yes, us Felloshipiacs,
Never mind me, I am whacked,
Ranger fans gave me a smack
'Cause I made Strider look bad (I know, it doesn't rhyme)
Poor Fellowshipiacs!
Aragorn the ranger, he is really quite alright,
He saved my favorite hobbits from the evil Nazgul blight,
His eyes are kinda sparkly and his hair is dark as night
So all you Strider fans, I think Strider is grand,
So please don't flame tonight!
Oh yes, us Fellowshipiacs,
Saruman has orc attacks,
Things are falling through the cracks
Sauron plays the Sax,
For Fellowshipiacs!
There was a dude named Gimli who was really kinda short
So are all my Hobbits, but that's nothing to report
Oh, when it comes to shortness, those hobbits do fall short,
And Gimli has a beard, You might think that is weird,
Which Hobbits can't support!
For we are Fellowshipiacs,
Boromir has fashion class,
The Balrog (SP?) may not pass,
Trolls do have a lot of mass,
We're Fellowshippy- Please pass the salmon dippy- Fellowshipiacs!
(I think I'm almost done)
Ahem. Dear Strider Fans- I'm sorry you didn't like my Strider verse. Thing is, someone asked me for an anti-Strider verse, and that was the best I could think of. Don't worry, I will get around to making fun of the rest of the characters in due time. If you wanted a pro-strider verse, all you had to do was ask! I apologize for anyone I may have offended, but, please don't take me seriously. Don't forget to laugh now and then! Because you made me cry, you really did... :( I am still taking requests. Got a least favorite character? A favorite character? Words that rhyme with Fellowshipiacs? You're on! I promise a better one next time. :) I'm a sensitive soul, so be careful, flamers. You might make me cry again.
Never mind me, I am whacked,
Ranger fans gave me a smack
'Cause I made Strider look bad (I know, it doesn't rhyme)
Poor Fellowshipiacs!
Aragorn the ranger, he is really quite alright,
He saved my favorite hobbits from the evil Nazgul blight,
His eyes are kinda sparkly and his hair is dark as night
So all you Strider fans, I think Strider is grand,
So please don't flame tonight!
Oh yes, us Fellowshipiacs,
Saruman has orc attacks,
Things are falling through the cracks
Sauron plays the Sax,
For Fellowshipiacs!
There was a dude named Gimli who was really kinda short
So are all my Hobbits, but that's nothing to report
Oh, when it comes to shortness, those hobbits do fall short,
And Gimli has a beard, You might think that is weird,
Which Hobbits can't support!
For we are Fellowshipiacs,
Boromir has fashion class,
The Balrog (SP?) may not pass,
Trolls do have a lot of mass,
We're Fellowshippy- Please pass the salmon dippy- Fellowshipiacs!
(I think I'm almost done)
Ahem. Dear Strider Fans- I'm sorry you didn't like my Strider verse. Thing is, someone asked me for an anti-Strider verse, and that was the best I could think of. Don't worry, I will get around to making fun of the rest of the characters in due time. If you wanted a pro-strider verse, all you had to do was ask! I apologize for anyone I may have offended, but, please don't take me seriously. Don't forget to laugh now and then! Because you made me cry, you really did... :( I am still taking requests. Got a least favorite character? A favorite character? Words that rhyme with Fellowshipiacs? You're on! I promise a better one next time. :) I'm a sensitive soul, so be careful, flamers. You might make me cry again.
