Yo SDS and 18 here today, another mental fic for you to enjoy:

Interviewer SDS: So Rini I know your thick so well do some easy questions first. So Rini how do you like being in the 21st century instead of the 30th?

Rini: Well as I'm stuck with that baka Serena - I wish I was home and also I sometimes wish I could stay here because no-one likes me in the future!

Interviewer SDS: OK, What is your view on the outers?

Rini: Outer what?

Interviewer SDS: Outer Senshi

Rini: Who?

Interviewer SDS: Uranus, Neptune, Saturn and Pluto

Rini: ahhh.. the *outer* senshi well Uranus and Neptune are *sniggers* LESBIANS!

Interviewer SDS: *Gets irritated* ok, what about the other outers?

Rini: Plutos my friend, but she went dead, and so did Saturn - but they came back, but then I had to go back, and I haven't really seen them since.
Everyone wents dead

Interviewer SDS: Including you hopefully

Rini: I wents dead but darien saved me

Rini: "RAIN OR SHINE - I'M HAPPIEST WHEN I'M WITH TUXEDO MASK"

Interviewer SDS: "Rain or shine I want to kill you" now to the next question

Rini: That's not nice

Interviewer SDS: Your not nice. ok on to the next question

Rini: *cries* mummy - its Emerald in disguse *points at SDS*

Interviewer SDS: *SDS goes Super Duper Saiyan* come near me and I'll hit you with my KameHameHa!

Rini: *sniffs* okay

Interviewer SDS: On to the next question, finally.
Who is your favourite out of all the other Sailor Soldiers?

Rini: I'm my favourite! Oh the other soliders...I get the question now!

Interviewer SDS: *sighs*

Rini: Was this on my SATs paper?

Interviewer SDS: You won't get to do your next SATs if you don't answer the question!

Rini: Oh oh i know! n= x + 1? nonono
Sailor Saturn - because shes Hotaru (shhhs its a secret) and she has a pointy stick!

Interviewer SDS: *sighs* uh...ok then...to the next question...
So Rini, What do you think of the Sailor Starlights?

Rini: Who the hell are they?

Interviewer SDS: Doesn't matter, I should have thought you're stupid.
Let's have an easier question.
Who out of all the Sailor Soliders do you hate the most?

Rini: Sailor Moon because shes an idiot!

Interviewer SDS: Like mother, like daughter.
Why are you so stupid?

Rini: Something about me getting dropped on the head by Darien, why is the sun shiny?

Interviewer SDS: I'm the one asking the questions

Rini: Bitch!

Interviewer SDS: You wanna die?

Rini: Bring it on pussy!

Interviewer SDS: *Goes Super Duper Saiyan and gets in KameHameHa position*

Rini: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!

Interviewer SDS: Kaaammmeee Hammmeeee HAAAA!!!

Rini: *explodes into little pieces*

Interviewer SDS: Thank you for listening to our exclusive Rini Interview.
Now I have to go incase Gaylaxia comes to get our Plants.
We'll interview more of the Sailor Senshi soon, so keep um...tuned?
*Little helper goes around the stuidio picking up the pieces of Rini*