Chapter 2
Tree's Company
On a small blue and white orb, a father suddenly burst out in wails of
joy and pride, again not sure why he did. His father-in-law
inexplicably smirked just a bit more. Several thousand miles above
them, two young people woke up in the same bed...
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Ayeka blinked. Tenchi blinked back. Two sets of eyes roamed around as
the bodies they were attached to remained perfectly still as they
roamed over eachother. Tenchi, and more importantly, Ayeka noticed a
mutual state of undress, which was thankfully muted by the presence of
rumpled sheets. They also noticed that Ayeka was comfortably pressed
into Tenchi's side, both arms wrapped around his bicep, and a leg
wrapped around his hips.
After that cursory examination, they again locked eyes. Tenchi smiled
nervously and started to sweat. "Pardon me." He apologized, as he
managed to extract his arm from her grip. She seemed to be relunctant
to let go, but then realized what she was doing, and loosened her grip.
The leg was a little trickier, as it seemed to be adhering to his
pelvic region by something... sticky. Unsure how to actually get her
shapely... ahem... off of him, he decided to throw caution to the wind.
He gripped her knee firmly, yet gently, and jerked the leg off of him.
Finally free, but it had two unpleasant side effects. First, it felt
rather like ripping off a large band-aid, and considering what Ayeka's
leg had been stuck to... Tenchi wasn't crying. No, absolutely not. He
just had something in his eye, that's all.
The other effect, which Tenchi was in no position to register at the
moment, was that the momentum of Tenchi prying Ayeka loose from him
caused her to flip right off the bed. One last indignity to drive the
First Princess of Jurai from an extreme fluster, to righteous outrage.
She stood bolt upright, took one look at the painfully uncomfortable,
(yet oddly handsome,) boy in her bed, and...
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Ryoko sighed. Sure, she was glad Ayeka wasn't 'interrogating' her
anymore, but after her all-too-brief taste of freedom, she found
herself dipping into boredom. Ryoko really needed something to distract
her, what with hanging upside-down in a forcefield. Even some more
electric shock therapy. Then she could fake another orgasm for Ayeka.
The look on her face, priceless!
Not that she had to fake with Tenchi, not at all! Ryoko began purring
as her mind replayed the events of last night.
Azaka and Kamidaki were good soldiers for their princess. They would
not abandon their posts for all the gold on Jurai. It helped that they
were cybernetic tree-stumps and were programmed to obey Ayeka, No
Matter What. Still, when Ryoko started smiling and quietly giggling,
they could be seen almost imperceptibly inching away from her. They
shared one thought. Scary!
But then their thoughts were interrupted by and ear-splitting
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Followed by an Earth-
shattering, had they been on Earth "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Ryoko smiled
more. "Yeah, Tenchi! Give it to her!" She was confident that her
beloved was going to rescue her. She had no idea that Ayeka had already
gotten it, so to speak.
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Tenchi was, at that moment, crouching behind a sturdy budoir. Well it
had to be, because if it wasn't, poor Tenchi was effectively what he
and Ayeka had been done. "Uh, can't we talk about this?" Tenchi called
out from his hiding place. "Philanderer!" A corner of the dresser was
blown away. "Defiler! Lothario!" Again, more shattered budoir bits.
Tenchi thanked his ancestors that Ayeka seemed to have a rather bad
aim.
He looked around from his refuge, to see Ayeka apparently calming down,
though she was breathing a little heavily. He tried not to stare, since
she was still rather lightly dreassed. "A-are you still mad?" He asked.
To be honest, she was feeling sufficiently vented. Yes, she was feeling
better now. Surely this young, (and let's not forget oddly handsome,)
young man had some explanation for his unseemly behavior.
Of course, that thought went straight out the window when she saw a
pair of her royal undergarments resting atop the lad's head. Nevermind
that it was her own blast that had freed them from the confines of
their drawer, and had caused them to land on his head.
Not that this occured to the princess. No, alll she could think about
were the stories her friend Asahi had told her about evil men, known as
perverts, who would steal women's undergarments, and wear them on their
heads. (Asahi had, of course, heard these stories from her delightfully
overprotective father, who in turn, actually did such things during his
frat-boy days at the Academy, but neither Ayeka nor Asahi were aware of
this.)
So don't be surprised that Ayeka turned a rather angry shade of red.
But Tenchi certainly was. "ENEMY OF WOMEN!!!" She screamed, before her
dresser was completely atomized. Tenchi, his survival instincts in
perfect working order, managed to toss himself out one of the
bedchamber's windows, and into some rather pleasant bushes. Pleasant
looking, not pleasant to fall into mostly nude. He decided then and
there to join a monastary. No intercourse meant no crazy women trying
to kill him.
Tenchi scrambled out of the underbrush, and was greeted by a cheery
giggle. "Did you get it?" Tenchi nodded his head. During all the...
hubbub, he remembered to slip the crown off, probably when she licked
his nose. He blushed red at the memory, then realized that he was
flashing a little girl. Blushing into the purple spectrum, he adjusted
his shirt, currently his only article of clothing, to cover all his
interesting bits. "She, uh, wasn't sleeping very soundly." He
explained. Tenchi wanted to slap himself, but of course, that would
only embarrass himself further.
Tenchi handed Sasami the tiara. The blue-haired little girl giggled as
she donned it. "Woohoo! Look at me! I'm Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!"
Sasami skipped off, leaving poor, cold, and naked Tenchi to ask, "Okay,
what now?"
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Ryoko was worried. Aside from Ayeka's scream, and a series of
explosions, nothing had happened that she could see or hear. Azaka and
Kamidaki had debated rushing off to their princess' rescue, but orders
were orders, and the Dangerous and Evil criminal, Ryoko, had to be
guarded. Aside from that, Her Most Royal Majesty had not called them.
Ryoko had to snort derisively at their so-called logic. It never
occured to them that they could just take her with them to wherever
that spoiled, bratty little snob was. She wished they would, that way
she could watch Tenchi kick Princess Stuck-up's skinny butt while he
rescued her from these tin- uh... wood-plated soldiers!
It was an enjoyably fantasy, but it was shattered when Ayeka, fully
dressed by now, came storming by, looking rather put out. Princesses
are never pissed, you see.
A few minutes later, said princess stalked back, armed with a BFG, (Big
what Ayeka and Tenchi had just been doing Gun.) After Ayeka rounded a
corner, Ryoko started to sweat.
Not from fear or nervousness, though those emotions were present, but
more from mental effort.
~Ryo-Ohki, wake up!~ She silently called out to her partner. ~Ryo-Ohki,
I need you!~
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In a small lake nestled in a mountain in Okayama, something meowed.
From underwater. Nobuyuki was not aware of this, though he was standing
on the edge of the lake, since it came from deep water. The next meow
was audible from the surface, though unrecognizable as such. The third
meow was drowned out by the rush of displaced water. Meow number four,
though, was heard, but Nobuyuki was too shellshocked from being soaked
by a tidal wave, to appreciate the sound coming from Ryo-Ohki.
The fifth and last Meow was lost to the vacuum of space, as the living
spaceship exited Earth's atmosphere at incredible speeds.
So all in all, Nobuyuki Masaki had no idea that he had been witness to
the ressurectiona and ascension of a meowing spaceship. Well, he would
find out later, so it doesn't matter.
--------------------------------------------------
Back on Ryu-oh, Tenchi was wandering about listlessly, Sasami was
playing with her new toy, Ryoko was still upside down, patiently
waiting for her partner, and Ayeka was playing a dangerous game of cat-
and-mouse.
In less than two and a half minutes, it was going to get REALLY crazy.
Author's Notes: Woohoo! A third chapter! Tenchi may be a Man now, but
he's still a weenie. One more thing! Ayeka's friend (and Sasami's too!)
Asahi was first introduced in the manga continuation of the OAV, No
Need for Tenchi! She was the daughter of the royal ship-carver, who
scarred her for life by telling her what monsters boys were. She
developed a psychosomatic response to males that can best be described
as an allergy. One more thing! It's been a long time since I've seen
the OAV, so things might be a smidge, or more, different. One more
thing! Now you might be saying, 'Hey, this looks more like a divergence
than an alternate universe!' Let me just say, you will find out just
how it is an AU in upcoming chapters. On more thing! About my writing
style, I'm one of those who usually just sits down and writes, no
planning involoved. I don't have any pre-readers either, and I do my
own proofreading and editing. I have a certain sense of pride about
that. ^_^
Tree's Company
On a small blue and white orb, a father suddenly burst out in wails of
joy and pride, again not sure why he did. His father-in-law
inexplicably smirked just a bit more. Several thousand miles above
them, two young people woke up in the same bed...
--------------------------------------------------
Ayeka blinked. Tenchi blinked back. Two sets of eyes roamed around as
the bodies they were attached to remained perfectly still as they
roamed over eachother. Tenchi, and more importantly, Ayeka noticed a
mutual state of undress, which was thankfully muted by the presence of
rumpled sheets. They also noticed that Ayeka was comfortably pressed
into Tenchi's side, both arms wrapped around his bicep, and a leg
wrapped around his hips.
After that cursory examination, they again locked eyes. Tenchi smiled
nervously and started to sweat. "Pardon me." He apologized, as he
managed to extract his arm from her grip. She seemed to be relunctant
to let go, but then realized what she was doing, and loosened her grip.
The leg was a little trickier, as it seemed to be adhering to his
pelvic region by something... sticky. Unsure how to actually get her
shapely... ahem... off of him, he decided to throw caution to the wind.
He gripped her knee firmly, yet gently, and jerked the leg off of him.
Finally free, but it had two unpleasant side effects. First, it felt
rather like ripping off a large band-aid, and considering what Ayeka's
leg had been stuck to... Tenchi wasn't crying. No, absolutely not. He
just had something in his eye, that's all.
The other effect, which Tenchi was in no position to register at the
moment, was that the momentum of Tenchi prying Ayeka loose from him
caused her to flip right off the bed. One last indignity to drive the
First Princess of Jurai from an extreme fluster, to righteous outrage.
She stood bolt upright, took one look at the painfully uncomfortable,
(yet oddly handsome,) boy in her bed, and...
--------------------------------------------------
Ryoko sighed. Sure, she was glad Ayeka wasn't 'interrogating' her
anymore, but after her all-too-brief taste of freedom, she found
herself dipping into boredom. Ryoko really needed something to distract
her, what with hanging upside-down in a forcefield. Even some more
electric shock therapy. Then she could fake another orgasm for Ayeka.
The look on her face, priceless!
Not that she had to fake with Tenchi, not at all! Ryoko began purring
as her mind replayed the events of last night.
Azaka and Kamidaki were good soldiers for their princess. They would
not abandon their posts for all the gold on Jurai. It helped that they
were cybernetic tree-stumps and were programmed to obey Ayeka, No
Matter What. Still, when Ryoko started smiling and quietly giggling,
they could be seen almost imperceptibly inching away from her. They
shared one thought. Scary!
But then their thoughts were interrupted by and ear-splitting
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Followed by an Earth-
shattering, had they been on Earth "KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" Ryoko smiled
more. "Yeah, Tenchi! Give it to her!" She was confident that her
beloved was going to rescue her. She had no idea that Ayeka had already
gotten it, so to speak.
--------------------------------------------------
Tenchi was, at that moment, crouching behind a sturdy budoir. Well it
had to be, because if it wasn't, poor Tenchi was effectively what he
and Ayeka had been done. "Uh, can't we talk about this?" Tenchi called
out from his hiding place. "Philanderer!" A corner of the dresser was
blown away. "Defiler! Lothario!" Again, more shattered budoir bits.
Tenchi thanked his ancestors that Ayeka seemed to have a rather bad
aim.
He looked around from his refuge, to see Ayeka apparently calming down,
though she was breathing a little heavily. He tried not to stare, since
she was still rather lightly dreassed. "A-are you still mad?" He asked.
To be honest, she was feeling sufficiently vented. Yes, she was feeling
better now. Surely this young, (and let's not forget oddly handsome,)
young man had some explanation for his unseemly behavior.
Of course, that thought went straight out the window when she saw a
pair of her royal undergarments resting atop the lad's head. Nevermind
that it was her own blast that had freed them from the confines of
their drawer, and had caused them to land on his head.
Not that this occured to the princess. No, alll she could think about
were the stories her friend Asahi had told her about evil men, known as
perverts, who would steal women's undergarments, and wear them on their
heads. (Asahi had, of course, heard these stories from her delightfully
overprotective father, who in turn, actually did such things during his
frat-boy days at the Academy, but neither Ayeka nor Asahi were aware of
this.)
So don't be surprised that Ayeka turned a rather angry shade of red.
But Tenchi certainly was. "ENEMY OF WOMEN!!!" She screamed, before her
dresser was completely atomized. Tenchi, his survival instincts in
perfect working order, managed to toss himself out one of the
bedchamber's windows, and into some rather pleasant bushes. Pleasant
looking, not pleasant to fall into mostly nude. He decided then and
there to join a monastary. No intercourse meant no crazy women trying
to kill him.
Tenchi scrambled out of the underbrush, and was greeted by a cheery
giggle. "Did you get it?" Tenchi nodded his head. During all the...
hubbub, he remembered to slip the crown off, probably when she licked
his nose. He blushed red at the memory, then realized that he was
flashing a little girl. Blushing into the purple spectrum, he adjusted
his shirt, currently his only article of clothing, to cover all his
interesting bits. "She, uh, wasn't sleeping very soundly." He
explained. Tenchi wanted to slap himself, but of course, that would
only embarrass himself further.
Tenchi handed Sasami the tiara. The blue-haired little girl giggled as
she donned it. "Woohoo! Look at me! I'm Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!"
Sasami skipped off, leaving poor, cold, and naked Tenchi to ask, "Okay,
what now?"
--------------------------------------------------
Ryoko was worried. Aside from Ayeka's scream, and a series of
explosions, nothing had happened that she could see or hear. Azaka and
Kamidaki had debated rushing off to their princess' rescue, but orders
were orders, and the Dangerous and Evil criminal, Ryoko, had to be
guarded. Aside from that, Her Most Royal Majesty had not called them.
Ryoko had to snort derisively at their so-called logic. It never
occured to them that they could just take her with them to wherever
that spoiled, bratty little snob was. She wished they would, that way
she could watch Tenchi kick Princess Stuck-up's skinny butt while he
rescued her from these tin- uh... wood-plated soldiers!
It was an enjoyably fantasy, but it was shattered when Ayeka, fully
dressed by now, came storming by, looking rather put out. Princesses
are never pissed, you see.
A few minutes later, said princess stalked back, armed with a BFG, (Big
what Ayeka and Tenchi had just been doing Gun.) After Ayeka rounded a
corner, Ryoko started to sweat.
Not from fear or nervousness, though those emotions were present, but
more from mental effort.
~Ryo-Ohki, wake up!~ She silently called out to her partner. ~Ryo-Ohki,
I need you!~
--------------------------------------------------
In a small lake nestled in a mountain in Okayama, something meowed.
From underwater. Nobuyuki was not aware of this, though he was standing
on the edge of the lake, since it came from deep water. The next meow
was audible from the surface, though unrecognizable as such. The third
meow was drowned out by the rush of displaced water. Meow number four,
though, was heard, but Nobuyuki was too shellshocked from being soaked
by a tidal wave, to appreciate the sound coming from Ryo-Ohki.
The fifth and last Meow was lost to the vacuum of space, as the living
spaceship exited Earth's atmosphere at incredible speeds.
So all in all, Nobuyuki Masaki had no idea that he had been witness to
the ressurectiona and ascension of a meowing spaceship. Well, he would
find out later, so it doesn't matter.
--------------------------------------------------
Back on Ryu-oh, Tenchi was wandering about listlessly, Sasami was
playing with her new toy, Ryoko was still upside down, patiently
waiting for her partner, and Ayeka was playing a dangerous game of cat-
and-mouse.
In less than two and a half minutes, it was going to get REALLY crazy.
Author's Notes: Woohoo! A third chapter! Tenchi may be a Man now, but
he's still a weenie. One more thing! Ayeka's friend (and Sasami's too!)
Asahi was first introduced in the manga continuation of the OAV, No
Need for Tenchi! She was the daughter of the royal ship-carver, who
scarred her for life by telling her what monsters boys were. She
developed a psychosomatic response to males that can best be described
as an allergy. One more thing! It's been a long time since I've seen
the OAV, so things might be a smidge, or more, different. One more
thing! Now you might be saying, 'Hey, this looks more like a divergence
than an alternate universe!' Let me just say, you will find out just
how it is an AU in upcoming chapters. On more thing! About my writing
style, I'm one of those who usually just sits down and writes, no
planning involoved. I don't have any pre-readers either, and I do my
own proofreading and editing. I have a certain sense of pride about
that. ^_^
