When we last left our heroes they were in different sections of one of the most loved theme parks of all time. As we find them now, they are still quite seperated. Touga, Akio, and Saionji are now standing in line at the tea-cup ride, because Saionji has decided that he wants to ride something 'really scary'. Utena and Anthy wandered away from the guys when Utena saw more prizes she needed to win in order to prove that she's not some sissy girl. Wakaba has been throwing up in a ladies' room outside of Fantasy Land for thirty minutes...several employees of the park including Roger Rabbit, Pluto, and The Little Mermaid herself have been in to check on her and see if they can figure out what's wrong, but all Wakaba does is stop her unending upchucking for a moment to mumble something which sounds like 'Heal The World'. Juri and Miki have been standing in a line that consists almost entirely of children under the age of ten and their parents for about an hour and twenty minutes. The line is so long that they don't even know what they're standing in line FOR, it just seems like a good idea to go along with the crowd. No one has seen or heard from Mitsuru or the strange man ( michael jackson! ) in the Pooh Bear/Batman costume for a very long time...
So...now that we are updated, on with the story! Why don't we start with our favorite group of incredibly attractive (no matter how insane, conceited, deceitful, or slutty) males?
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"Oh gosh! I am...well I am just SOOOOooOOOO excited! This ride looks REALLY exciting!" Saionji squeals as he hops gleefully up and down next to Touga and Akio while the three boys stand in line at the Tea-Cup ride.
"Oh yes, exciting...if you're an extremely old lady..." Touga says disdainfully as he looks around for some way to escape this hell. He had hoped to get Akio alone on that cute ride with the heart shaped tunnel and the swan boats, but NO Saionji has to tag along and ruin any romantic potential this park might hold. Sometimes he could be such a loser.
"I am just quivering with anticipation..." Akio mumbles insincerely as he looks around for some way to escape this hell. He had hoped to get Touga alone on that cute ride with the heart shaped tunnel and the swan boats, but NO Saionji has to tag along and ruin any romantic potential this park might hold. Sometimes he could be such a loser.
Touga looks to Akio just as Akio looks to Touga, with odd expressions on each of their faces both boys ask simultaneously,"Did you just say something?" then they answer each other at the same time with,"No." before looking away.
Saionji hasn't noticed the tension between his two chaperones because he is about to pee his pants with excitement as he watches those giant pastel Tea-Cups spin in death defying circles. Those five years olds that are laughing happily as the cups spin must have nerves of STEEL! This is a scary looking ride! Forget all that Space Mountain crap, you'd never see all those chickens that are standing in line for Space Mountain EVER ride the Tea-Cups! They're too scared! Well, you wouldn't catch Saionji being a sissy...he rode the Dumbo Ride over and over again without being scared and he would do it on this ride, too. Then maybe Anthy would see that he has what it takes to Revolutionize the World and she would leave Utena forever!
Saionji looks at the long line ahead of them in anxious delight,"I just can't WAIT!" he squeaks as he clenches his fists together in anticipation.
Touga and Akio both sneak looks at each other before casting forlorn gazes out to the swan shaped boats that sail in and out of the Tunnel of Love.
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Juri and Miki, in the meantime, have reached the head of the line. It looks as though all of this waiting has led them to what looks like a big, cartoon-like house. They look around as the line moves through corridors of the house and, finally, they find themselves facing a giant black mouse in a tuxedo.
"What th-" Juri starts, but before she can finish she and Miki are ushered up to meet the mouse by two faceless drones of Disney World.
:::::::Author's note: I am going to take some creative liberties here because, although I know that in Disney World none of the costumed characters can really talk, it will be much funnier if this one does...I hope...so stop complaining!:::::::::::::::
"Haha! Hello! I'm Mickey!" Mickey Mouse says as he waves at the two strange youths who have been brought in to greet him.
The blue-haired boy looks worried, and confused as he says,"You're name is Miki? But...I'M Miki! How can you be Miki, if I am Miki? Obviously you're not thinking clearly..."
Juri looks from the mouse to her companion and raises an eyebrow in interest.
"Well, my name's Mickey...Mickey Mouse! Haha! I wouldn't make up something like that!" The smiling Mickey mask bobs up and down in an affirmative gesture as the giant mouse wiggles his hands in a giddy, happy way.
"No...I don't suppose you would, but it does raise some interesting questions..." Miki begins, but is stopped when the whole room seems to shift beneath his feet and everyone but he and Mickey Mouse seems to fade into the background.
"What's happening?" Miki gasps as he falls to his knees on the red carpet. He looks up to see that the whole room has disappeared and that he and Mickey seem to be floating in a grey void.
Mickey Mouse's eyes have turned huge and red light seems to be shining from them. His once happy, friendly smile has turned into a big ugly frown as he glares at our Miki menacingly. On his shoulder appears an equally evil looking Chu-Chu, and the two creatures seem to be condemning Miki with their eyes as he cowers before them.
In a huge, booming, echoing voice, Mickey Mouse declares,"You have treated my friend Chu-Chu horribly and inhumanely and you will....PAY!" Lightening appears, streaking behind the giant mouse in a jagged, threatening line. Thunder rages from somewhere in the nothingness and the young boy is so scared that he desperately cries out for help.
"HELP?" Mickey Mouse bellows,"Who will help you? You are in MY world now, sissy boy, and I am about to pass judgement on you!"
"Please don't! I'm sorry Chu-Chu! I'll never poke you with long pointy sticks again....and I'm sorry I stuck your tail in the toaster the other day....and I apologize for the time I put tape over your mouth, tied you to a string and hung you on the Christmas tree at the Ohtori Academy Christmas Ball! I'll never do anything like that again! I promise! Just please don't hurt me!!" Miki is now crying uncontrollably as he begs for leniency from the two mice.
The Gods are not feeling merciful however, and Mickey Mouse isn't either, now with a big evil grin he points one of his four big white gloved fingers at the boy cowering before him and proclaims:
"I have heard quite enough! Now you will listen to me! I, Mickey Mouse, God of all things Disney, hereby sentence you to a lifetime of being a goat in the Animal Kingdom petting zoo, where you will be fondled and poked by millions of inconsiderate, snot nosed children for the rest of your days! From this moment on, the identity of Miki Kauru will cease to exist, your friends will not ever remember having known you and only YOU will remember ever having been human! This is your sentence...to be carried out starting NOW!"
A ray of light shoots from Mickey Mouse's big fat finger and hits our poor Miki, who screams in agony before disapearing from view.
The world changes back to normal, and it is just Mickey Mouse and Juri now. Juri looks a little confused, as though something happened that she missed, but just shakes it off and she shakes hands automatically with the guy in the big fake mouse costume. She doesn't seem to notice that Mickey Mouse's smile looks a little more sinister than would befit a childhood icon as she exits the house and walks onward to look for the rest of the Ohtori Academy group.
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"MAKE IT STOP! WE WANT TO GET OFF! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP IT!" Touga and Akio have abandoned all pretenses and are holding onto each other for dear life as the Tea-Cup they are riding in takes another hair pin turn. They have both been shrieking like little girls from the moment the ride went into motion. Several children who are still standing in line are laughing at them, but several OTHER children have started to cry. Saionji has a "cup" all to himself and is laughing gleefully as the ride continues to turn faster and faster. This is even BETTER than the Dumbos!
Sadly, all good things must come to an end, as do amusement park rides. The tea cups spin slower and slower until, finally, they stop spinning altogether. Touga and Akio however, don't notice that the ride is over because they are still yelling, and crying, and clinging to each other for support as though they are in a lear jet instead of a giant, pink teacup. Abruptly they realize their mistake and stop screaming. Akio opens one eye and looks around at all the people who have gathered to stare at the two idots. Touga sniffles a couple of times, and wipes his teary eyes on the back of his hand before he notices that they are being gawked at. Both men quickly let go of each other and sit up straight and tall as though they have never cried like sissies in their entire lives.
Saionji, on the other hand is doing great! That ride had been so fun! In his elation he quickly steps out of his teacup, minding that it has come to a complete stop first, and takes a step toward Akio and Touga.
"Hey guys! Wasn't that gre-oh my...I don't feel so good..." And with that Saionji leans over the edge of Touga and Akio's cup and vomits right into the dean of Ohtori Academy's lap.
Horrified at what he has done, Saionji goes very pale and steps back from the mess. Akio's eyes have gone very large in his disgust at having been puked on. With as much dignity as he can muster under the circumstances, Akio demands that someone bring him a towel to help him get cleaned up. He glares at Saionji from where he sits in a puddle of throw up. The green haired one waits around just long enough to produce one hell of a sweat drop before turning tail and running away as fast as he can.
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"Oh look, Miss Utena! How cute!" Anthy claps her hands together and smiles sweetly as she and her betrothed walk aimlessly around the theme park as they have been doing all this time that I have not been writing about them.
"Oh, that's not cute! It's ugly! That's the ugliest thing I have ever seen!" Utena says as she passes the object of Anthy's interest indifferently.
Anthy, in spight of all the screaming five year olds that are pulling and tugging at its fur and ears, seems to think that there is a strange kind of tortured intelligence behind the eyes of the goat at the petting zoo....though she can't for the love of Dios figure out why....
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Okay, folks, that's chapter two....not, as I promised, "Rose of Cinderella's Castle", but I got sidetracked by some zany ideas(obviously). However, if anyone out there cares the next chapter will, in fact, be the one that I previously promised....and it will involve our favorite pink haired heroine! Um....yeah....you can go away now.....or you can review!!! That's always nice.... :)
So...now that we are updated, on with the story! Why don't we start with our favorite group of incredibly attractive (no matter how insane, conceited, deceitful, or slutty) males?
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"Oh gosh! I am...well I am just SOOOOooOOOO excited! This ride looks REALLY exciting!" Saionji squeals as he hops gleefully up and down next to Touga and Akio while the three boys stand in line at the Tea-Cup ride.
"Oh yes, exciting...if you're an extremely old lady..." Touga says disdainfully as he looks around for some way to escape this hell. He had hoped to get Akio alone on that cute ride with the heart shaped tunnel and the swan boats, but NO Saionji has to tag along and ruin any romantic potential this park might hold. Sometimes he could be such a loser.
"I am just quivering with anticipation..." Akio mumbles insincerely as he looks around for some way to escape this hell. He had hoped to get Touga alone on that cute ride with the heart shaped tunnel and the swan boats, but NO Saionji has to tag along and ruin any romantic potential this park might hold. Sometimes he could be such a loser.
Touga looks to Akio just as Akio looks to Touga, with odd expressions on each of their faces both boys ask simultaneously,"Did you just say something?" then they answer each other at the same time with,"No." before looking away.
Saionji hasn't noticed the tension between his two chaperones because he is about to pee his pants with excitement as he watches those giant pastel Tea-Cups spin in death defying circles. Those five years olds that are laughing happily as the cups spin must have nerves of STEEL! This is a scary looking ride! Forget all that Space Mountain crap, you'd never see all those chickens that are standing in line for Space Mountain EVER ride the Tea-Cups! They're too scared! Well, you wouldn't catch Saionji being a sissy...he rode the Dumbo Ride over and over again without being scared and he would do it on this ride, too. Then maybe Anthy would see that he has what it takes to Revolutionize the World and she would leave Utena forever!
Saionji looks at the long line ahead of them in anxious delight,"I just can't WAIT!" he squeaks as he clenches his fists together in anticipation.
Touga and Akio both sneak looks at each other before casting forlorn gazes out to the swan shaped boats that sail in and out of the Tunnel of Love.
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Juri and Miki, in the meantime, have reached the head of the line. It looks as though all of this waiting has led them to what looks like a big, cartoon-like house. They look around as the line moves through corridors of the house and, finally, they find themselves facing a giant black mouse in a tuxedo.
"What th-" Juri starts, but before she can finish she and Miki are ushered up to meet the mouse by two faceless drones of Disney World.
:::::::Author's note: I am going to take some creative liberties here because, although I know that in Disney World none of the costumed characters can really talk, it will be much funnier if this one does...I hope...so stop complaining!:::::::::::::::
"Haha! Hello! I'm Mickey!" Mickey Mouse says as he waves at the two strange youths who have been brought in to greet him.
The blue-haired boy looks worried, and confused as he says,"You're name is Miki? But...I'M Miki! How can you be Miki, if I am Miki? Obviously you're not thinking clearly..."
Juri looks from the mouse to her companion and raises an eyebrow in interest.
"Well, my name's Mickey...Mickey Mouse! Haha! I wouldn't make up something like that!" The smiling Mickey mask bobs up and down in an affirmative gesture as the giant mouse wiggles his hands in a giddy, happy way.
"No...I don't suppose you would, but it does raise some interesting questions..." Miki begins, but is stopped when the whole room seems to shift beneath his feet and everyone but he and Mickey Mouse seems to fade into the background.
"What's happening?" Miki gasps as he falls to his knees on the red carpet. He looks up to see that the whole room has disappeared and that he and Mickey seem to be floating in a grey void.
Mickey Mouse's eyes have turned huge and red light seems to be shining from them. His once happy, friendly smile has turned into a big ugly frown as he glares at our Miki menacingly. On his shoulder appears an equally evil looking Chu-Chu, and the two creatures seem to be condemning Miki with their eyes as he cowers before them.
In a huge, booming, echoing voice, Mickey Mouse declares,"You have treated my friend Chu-Chu horribly and inhumanely and you will....PAY!" Lightening appears, streaking behind the giant mouse in a jagged, threatening line. Thunder rages from somewhere in the nothingness and the young boy is so scared that he desperately cries out for help.
"HELP?" Mickey Mouse bellows,"Who will help you? You are in MY world now, sissy boy, and I am about to pass judgement on you!"
"Please don't! I'm sorry Chu-Chu! I'll never poke you with long pointy sticks again....and I'm sorry I stuck your tail in the toaster the other day....and I apologize for the time I put tape over your mouth, tied you to a string and hung you on the Christmas tree at the Ohtori Academy Christmas Ball! I'll never do anything like that again! I promise! Just please don't hurt me!!" Miki is now crying uncontrollably as he begs for leniency from the two mice.
The Gods are not feeling merciful however, and Mickey Mouse isn't either, now with a big evil grin he points one of his four big white gloved fingers at the boy cowering before him and proclaims:
"I have heard quite enough! Now you will listen to me! I, Mickey Mouse, God of all things Disney, hereby sentence you to a lifetime of being a goat in the Animal Kingdom petting zoo, where you will be fondled and poked by millions of inconsiderate, snot nosed children for the rest of your days! From this moment on, the identity of Miki Kauru will cease to exist, your friends will not ever remember having known you and only YOU will remember ever having been human! This is your sentence...to be carried out starting NOW!"
A ray of light shoots from Mickey Mouse's big fat finger and hits our poor Miki, who screams in agony before disapearing from view.
The world changes back to normal, and it is just Mickey Mouse and Juri now. Juri looks a little confused, as though something happened that she missed, but just shakes it off and she shakes hands automatically with the guy in the big fake mouse costume. She doesn't seem to notice that Mickey Mouse's smile looks a little more sinister than would befit a childhood icon as she exits the house and walks onward to look for the rest of the Ohtori Academy group.
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"MAKE IT STOP! WE WANT TO GET OFF! PLEASE! PLEASE STOP IT!" Touga and Akio have abandoned all pretenses and are holding onto each other for dear life as the Tea-Cup they are riding in takes another hair pin turn. They have both been shrieking like little girls from the moment the ride went into motion. Several children who are still standing in line are laughing at them, but several OTHER children have started to cry. Saionji has a "cup" all to himself and is laughing gleefully as the ride continues to turn faster and faster. This is even BETTER than the Dumbos!
Sadly, all good things must come to an end, as do amusement park rides. The tea cups spin slower and slower until, finally, they stop spinning altogether. Touga and Akio however, don't notice that the ride is over because they are still yelling, and crying, and clinging to each other for support as though they are in a lear jet instead of a giant, pink teacup. Abruptly they realize their mistake and stop screaming. Akio opens one eye and looks around at all the people who have gathered to stare at the two idots. Touga sniffles a couple of times, and wipes his teary eyes on the back of his hand before he notices that they are being gawked at. Both men quickly let go of each other and sit up straight and tall as though they have never cried like sissies in their entire lives.
Saionji, on the other hand is doing great! That ride had been so fun! In his elation he quickly steps out of his teacup, minding that it has come to a complete stop first, and takes a step toward Akio and Touga.
"Hey guys! Wasn't that gre-oh my...I don't feel so good..." And with that Saionji leans over the edge of Touga and Akio's cup and vomits right into the dean of Ohtori Academy's lap.
Horrified at what he has done, Saionji goes very pale and steps back from the mess. Akio's eyes have gone very large in his disgust at having been puked on. With as much dignity as he can muster under the circumstances, Akio demands that someone bring him a towel to help him get cleaned up. He glares at Saionji from where he sits in a puddle of throw up. The green haired one waits around just long enough to produce one hell of a sweat drop before turning tail and running away as fast as he can.
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"Oh look, Miss Utena! How cute!" Anthy claps her hands together and smiles sweetly as she and her betrothed walk aimlessly around the theme park as they have been doing all this time that I have not been writing about them.
"Oh, that's not cute! It's ugly! That's the ugliest thing I have ever seen!" Utena says as she passes the object of Anthy's interest indifferently.
Anthy, in spight of all the screaming five year olds that are pulling and tugging at its fur and ears, seems to think that there is a strange kind of tortured intelligence behind the eyes of the goat at the petting zoo....though she can't for the love of Dios figure out why....
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Okay, folks, that's chapter two....not, as I promised, "Rose of Cinderella's Castle", but I got sidetracked by some zany ideas(obviously). However, if anyone out there cares the next chapter will, in fact, be the one that I previously promised....and it will involve our favorite pink haired heroine! Um....yeah....you can go away now.....or you can review!!! That's always nice.... :)
