Things I would do if I weren't an idiot:

My homework, instead of this list.

Go driving with my dad, and not forget to turn the wheel when I'm turning corner.

Somehow bribe the guy I like to go out with me.

Take back my offer of paying whoever gets his e-mail for me a dollar, and ask him for it myself.

Stop liking the guy that I like.

Have some idea what I'm going to do when I grow up, besides acting, writing, and other impossible careers to succeed in.

Bawl my eyes out and get it over with so that it doesn't come out one of these days when I'm at school.

Get over my fear of driving.

Stop being paranoid whenever I eat an orange, just because I usually choke on them.

Go use the better computer in the basement. (Wait, that's what I'd do if I weren't lazy, not an idiot.)

Get the terms, 'lazy' and 'idiot' straight.

Study for my finals next week.

Stop writing this stupid, unentertaining list.

Turn off the radio so I could concentrate on what I'm doing.

Get speed-dial so I don't have to memorize everyone's phone numbers.

Give up on reaching Mags, and do the Latin project myself.

Never, ever post this on ff.net, because I'm going to get flamed.





Yeah, like these are ever going to happen…