Why You Don't Ignore Girls!
There was a little boy and his name was Sean. He was a foolish little boy, for he did not mind his mummy. His mummy forewarned him to listen to the girls on the Internet, or else something horrid will happen to him. This, of course was only a joke, so Sean thought, and he didn't listen. Little did he know she was not kidding.
The next day Sean was on the ever-famous AOL Instant Messenger. He saw a girl online, but to his dismay he didn't know who it was. The girl told him her name was Darcie. He knew who this little girl was, but instead of talking to her like his mummy warned he got off line. Well, this certainly put the girl in dismay. Not to mention the anger bottling up inside her now.
Later that day little foolish Sean got online again. Little did Sean know the girl was already online. She tried to talk to him , but he did not say one word to her and got off. She was so frustrated with this boy. Suddenly in walks Elaine, the girlfriend. Darcie suddenly bursts out crying "I'm going to kill your boyfriend, I'm going to kill him!" Elaine backs up. "Wait a minute", she says "what are you doing killing my boyfriend?!" Darcie goes on to tell what happened earlier. Elaine agreed by saying, "If you must, you must."
The next day Darcie and Elaine were up at the crack of dawn getting ready for what was to happen later in the day. When they found Sean, he was with another girl named lynn and a boy named Eric. Sean looked up and saw Darcie running at him with a crowbar, all the while Elaine was screaming, "NO! NO! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Sean managed to get out a feeble response. "NO, what are you doing to me? What did I do to you?" "What did you do to me?" Darcie exclaimed, "You ignored me that's what! And now you shall never be able to ignore someone again!" All the while lynn and Eric were doubled over in laughter with the stupidity Sean showed.
A few days later, the grave digger, Heath, was spotted digging a grave for the poor foolish Sean who didn't listen to mummy, while the girlfriend, Elaine, went temporally insane over the loss of her boyfriend, and Darcie was throne into the nuthouse.
There was a little boy and his name was Sean. He was a foolish little boy, for he did not mind his mummy. His mummy forewarned him to listen to the girls on the Internet, or else something horrid will happen to him. This, of course was only a joke, so Sean thought, and he didn't listen. Little did he know she was not kidding.
The next day Sean was on the ever-famous AOL Instant Messenger. He saw a girl online, but to his dismay he didn't know who it was. The girl told him her name was Darcie. He knew who this little girl was, but instead of talking to her like his mummy warned he got off line. Well, this certainly put the girl in dismay. Not to mention the anger bottling up inside her now.
Later that day little foolish Sean got online again. Little did Sean know the girl was already online. She tried to talk to him , but he did not say one word to her and got off. She was so frustrated with this boy. Suddenly in walks Elaine, the girlfriend. Darcie suddenly bursts out crying "I'm going to kill your boyfriend, I'm going to kill him!" Elaine backs up. "Wait a minute", she says "what are you doing killing my boyfriend?!" Darcie goes on to tell what happened earlier. Elaine agreed by saying, "If you must, you must."
The next day Darcie and Elaine were up at the crack of dawn getting ready for what was to happen later in the day. When they found Sean, he was with another girl named lynn and a boy named Eric. Sean looked up and saw Darcie running at him with a crowbar, all the while Elaine was screaming, "NO! NO! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Sean managed to get out a feeble response. "NO, what are you doing to me? What did I do to you?" "What did you do to me?" Darcie exclaimed, "You ignored me that's what! And now you shall never be able to ignore someone again!" All the while lynn and Eric were doubled over in laughter with the stupidity Sean showed.
A few days later, the grave digger, Heath, was spotted digging a grave for the poor foolish Sean who didn't listen to mummy, while the girlfriend, Elaine, went temporally insane over the loss of her boyfriend, and Darcie was throne into the nuthouse.
