This is based on the National Enquirer. Eheh. Don't take me wrong - I love Pip. All insults in this are just for fun. *huggles Pippy*
SHIRE INSPIRER reports:
WELL, WELL - TOOKLAND DOWN ONE
Reports...reports yes. We are unsure if these sources are reliable but hey, are we REALLY reliable ourselves?
Anywho, it's been said that Peregrin "The Pip-squeak" Took is dead. Seems he managed to start off on this huge "quest" sort of thing (more dirt on that later) but died anyway. What could you expect from that little fart of a Took? Not more than this laugh-it-up story!
Sources say it seems that Tiny Took knocked a skeleton down a well in the deeps of Moria. Lotta clashes and clamour, until a chain hooked onto the little weakling's leg, dragging him down with it. Many curses and "Long live Cheez-its!" were heard during the fall, until a loud ker-plunk reverberated throughout the mines.
"Too bad he couldn't see his own death," said Gimli the dwarf. "He probably would've been one of the witnesses interviewed! Eh. *goes off to chat with the overgrown wallabies*"
More updates soon...we'll get the dirt. Trust us - we're experts.
SHIRE INSPIRER reports:
WELL, WELL - TOOKLAND DOWN ONE
Reports...reports yes. We are unsure if these sources are reliable but hey, are we REALLY reliable ourselves?
Anywho, it's been said that Peregrin "The Pip-squeak" Took is dead. Seems he managed to start off on this huge "quest" sort of thing (more dirt on that later) but died anyway. What could you expect from that little fart of a Took? Not more than this laugh-it-up story!
Sources say it seems that Tiny Took knocked a skeleton down a well in the deeps of Moria. Lotta clashes and clamour, until a chain hooked onto the little weakling's leg, dragging him down with it. Many curses and "Long live Cheez-its!" were heard during the fall, until a loud ker-plunk reverberated throughout the mines.
"Too bad he couldn't see his own death," said Gimli the dwarf. "He probably would've been one of the witnesses interviewed! Eh. *goes off to chat with the overgrown wallabies*"
More updates soon...we'll get the dirt. Trust us - we're experts.
