What goes around comes around. (Thank goodness this fic is fake! *dies*)
NEW AGE OBITUARIES reports:
INSANE AUTHOR FINALLY DIES!
The infamous author, Huskie, has finally been laid to rest. Wow. No more of her crazy stories...*coughYeahRight!cough* Seems she was poked or beaten to death. The body was found in front of a computer at the Hobbiton Internet Café. There were many pock-marks and burns found on the body.
One witness, Peregrin Took, said "She got beaten! Yes yes! *evil laugh*"
Two other witnesses, Meriadoc Brandybuck and Samwise Gamgee both agreed it was death by pointy, firey sticks. But was Huskie beaten or poked?
Frodo Baggins knew the answer. "It seemed like a combination of both. *snicker snicker*"
So far, no suspects have been found, but the witnesses interviewed claimed it was a band of overgrown wallabies. The witnesses interviewed are also to be questioned by the Shirrif.
THE END!
NEW AGE OBITUARIES reports:
INSANE AUTHOR FINALLY DIES!
The infamous author, Huskie, has finally been laid to rest. Wow. No more of her crazy stories...*coughYeahRight!cough* Seems she was poked or beaten to death. The body was found in front of a computer at the Hobbiton Internet Café. There were many pock-marks and burns found on the body.
One witness, Peregrin Took, said "She got beaten! Yes yes! *evil laugh*"
Two other witnesses, Meriadoc Brandybuck and Samwise Gamgee both agreed it was death by pointy, firey sticks. But was Huskie beaten or poked?
Frodo Baggins knew the answer. "It seemed like a combination of both. *snicker snicker*"
So far, no suspects have been found, but the witnesses interviewed claimed it was a band of overgrown wallabies. The witnesses interviewed are also to be questioned by the Shirrif.
THE END!
