DISCLAIMER: These charming gentlemen (and lass) are property of CLAMP. Were they mine, HOO BOY would there be some changes around here . . .

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Yuuto: . . .

Sorata: G'day, buddy!

Yuuto: Why are you here?

Sorata: I got bored. ^_^

Yuuto: And I'm some sort of amusement to you?

Sorata: Oh, if only you knew. . .*starts chuckling*

Yuuto: . . .please leave, Sorata. I have work to do.

Sorata: Ooo, can I watch? I've always secretly wanted to work for the government.

Yuuto: . . .no, you can't watch, 'specially not now that you've mocked my job.

Sorata: Aw, then I suppose I should get to the point of why I'm here.

Yuuto: *dryly* Oh, IS there a point?

Sorata: You bet your bottom dollar, pal.

Yuuto: . . .well?

Sorata: I've found out your weakness, and decided to come and test it out.

Yuuto: I thought you already knew my weakness.

Sorata: I meant BESIDES the office supplies. (Word up, Katiria)

Yuuto: Really. . .*cocks eyebrow doubtfully*

Sorata: Yep. ^_^

Yuuto: Then bring it on, Sorata. :) I'm waiting.

Sorata: Oh, this is just a warning. Didn't want to surprise you when I use it , that's all.

Yuuto: Bullshit, boy! You just said you came here to test it! HA! I KNEW you were bluffing.

Sorata: No, no-I will be testing it in moments-in fact, an accomplice of mine is out obtaining it.

Yuuto: . . .

Sorata: No, seriously, you'll soon be at my mercy. ^_^

Yuuto: HA HA! I laugh at your threats, "buddy".

Sorata: ^_^

Yuuto: No way I'd EVER be at your mercy. *notices stapler on counter and quickly puts it out of Sorata's reach*

Sorata: *shrugs* Well, your certainty is definitely gonna make things more amusing . . .

Yuuto: HA! HA HA! Look, Sorata, I'm STILL laughing at your threats!

*Awkward Silence*

Yuuto: -HA!

Sorata: *checks watch* Geez, I thought she'd be here by now, it really isn't that hard to obtain a-

Yuuto: -Shut up, Sorata, and get out of here. Your welcome's been worn and I've got paperwork to finish.

Sorata: No, she'll be here soon-

Arashi: *carrying a plastic bag, walks through the door* Sorata-san! I got it!

Sorata: *evil grin* Excellent. . .

Yuuto: *stares intensely at plastic bag* So, within is my weakness?

Arashi: *nods*

Yuuto: How interesting.

Sorata: Surely you know what it is by now.

Yuuto: *half-smiles* I have some hunches, but I don't believe they're correct.

Sorata: We'll see. *rips plastic bag from Arashi and stands proud* Alright, buddy, prepare to BE AT MY MERCY!

Yuuto: *shakes head smiling* The day you hold dominion over me is a dark day.

Sorata: *shrugs and pulls from the bag. . .*

Yuuto: *eyes go wide* YOU HAVE KLONDIKE BARS?!

Sorata: Darn tootin'. What would you do for a Klondike bar, Yuuto? ^_^

Yuuto: *whimpers as he feels his legs go weak*

Arashi: *rises eyebrows* Is it just me, or did the lighting in this room get about eight notches lower?

Sorata: *sadistic smile from ear to ear, gaze fixed on the now-sickly looking civil servant* Yeah, that's right, buddy.

THE END. No joke.