This one's not your average funny story, and I only spent two hours on this one, but still I hope you like it.

Duct Tape II: Ryoken must die
By Ryoken

"You know, she really should have thought of a better way to get back at you," Bulma said. She was helping Vegeta out of the duct tape after he'd spent a most uncomfortable night trying to break off the tape to go kill Ryoken. "I . Am going. To kill. RYOKEN!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled as he went super sayian . "Oh no you're not. You're going to bed." "Shut up, woman!!! I will not be ordered around by you!" And he took off into the night. "Oh boy have we got trouble on our hands now." Bulma said wearily and she went into the house to call Krillin what had happened.

"Oh no. I thought this might happen. I hope Ryoken knows what she's getting herself into." Krillin said. "I know what you mean. You won't know where she is, would you? I thought I might call and warn her." "No clue. Sorry." "Okay. See ya later." "Bye."
"Who was that Krillin?" Gohan asked Krillin as he hung up the phone. "Bulma. She said that Vegeta is real pissed off at Ryoken and that he said he was out to get her." "That doesn't sound too good" "True. But she's gotten herself out of worse things." "Yeah. I'm sure she'll be fine." They looked at each other and said, "Let's go find Ryoken." And making sure Chichi didn't her them, they took off to look for Ryoken.

Man, do I ever gotta thank those guys for that duct tape idea, Ryoken thought as she strolled through the forest. Hey, what's that? Feels like Vegeta. I'll bet anything he's looking for me, she thought as she hid behind a tree. I might as well have a little fun, as she watched Vegeta from below. "I know you're here Ryoken! I can sense it! Why don't you come out and fight me like the coward you are!" Vegeta yelled. Coward?! Who the hell does he think he is, the king of Spain or somethin' ?! Coward...Yeah right... "Well?!" I'll show him who's a coward... "I'll count to three and if you don't come out I'll blast you out! One..." ...two... "Three!" And Ryoken came blazing towards Vegeta with great speed and completely knocked the wind of him with one punch. "Now then. What was that you saying about a coward?" Vegeta was too busy trying to get air to answer. "Just as I suspected. See you later coward." Vegeta finally caught his breath. "I am NOT A COWARD!!!!" and he flew up to her with racing speed and wrapped his arms around her. His grip was very tight and strong. Ryoken knew that this was not going to be an easy hold to get out of considering the pain, and she did her best not to let out a scream. "I promised myself that I would get you back for what you did to me, Ryoken and I have only just begun to get my revenge." I swear I will never do this Vegeta ever again. Vegeta quickly let go of Ryoken only to punch her into the ground where she wasn't getting up. Now for phase two of my plan, Vegeta thought as he went looking for something he had apparently dropped.

An hour later...

Vegeta now looked over a vast canyon where a raging river flowed at the bottom. On his back was a badly bruised, beaten, and duct taped Ryoken. This canyon is perfect, Vegeta thought to himself as he started to take Ryoken off his back. "Say goodbye Ryoken!" And he dropped her high above the canyon to the watery grave that awaited her below. "Well, that takes care of that problem." And Vegeta flew off towards home.

THE END

What will happen to our (my) beloved heroine? Will she be able to survive? Or die in the rocks waiting below? Keep reading Duct Tape to find out!