Duct Tape V: Piccolo Meets What he Thought he Never Would
by Ryoken
"What in the world is going on?" Tien said. It was the fourth time that night that the lights had gone out, come back on, and three or more people were duct taped. The only ones not duct taped were Ryoken's sister, Mineeve, and Piccolo. "We've got to find out who's doing this! It's got to stop! If not, we'll all be screaming and hairless," Bulma said. "For the same strange reason, I think she has a point," Goku responded. Everyone nodded, trying not to think of them being hairless and screaming. Just then, the lights went out for the fifth time. But this time was different. The ripping sound of duct tape was not heard. A muffled low scream sounded followed by a falling someone on the ground. Then the lights came on. Everyone was unharmed, no one was duct taped. One of them was missing. Piccolo. "Hey, where's Piccolo?" Mineeve asked. Silence. "PICCOLO, WHERE ARE YOU?!" Gohan yelled at the top of his lungs. No answer. "LET HIM GO!!!!" Nothing. The lights went out, and the sound of dust tape ripping had returned. The lights came on and Gohan was duct taped. But then something odd happened. Through the wall, red seeping blood (or what seemed like blood at the time) came out and spelled in big bold letters the word "NEVER!". "Never? Why in the world would the person duct taping us never let him go?" Mineeve pondered. "You'll never keep him there wherever you are, we'll find a way to bring him back!" Goku yelled. All of a sudden, the red blood seeped back into the wall and came out again, this time it said "Yes I shall, and there is nothing you can do to take him from me. He will stay here for all eternity!" Then Mineeve's eyes popped right open! To the wall, she said, "Is this a joke Ryoken?" Everyone stared at her, wide-eyed. Could it be true that Ryoken was still alive after being crushed on the rocks? She did disappear, but why would she be acting to be dead? The blood seeped back into the wall and came out saying, "This is no joke, I will keep him here beside me forever. There is no way that he can come back unless I take him back." Mineeve then said, "There may not be a way to get him back here with my powers, but I can make you bring him back by telling everyone your secret." " It does not matter to me now if they know it, for I have been cursed all my life!" "What what might that curse be?" "I" was all it said as it seeped back into the wall. " 'I' what Ryoken?" She said. Then a thump was heard and from the hall and Piccolo emerged. "Piccolo, you're alright!" Gohan said. " Yeah, I guess. Hard landing though. What happened?" "You mean you don't remember?" "I don't remember a thing," he said as Gohan flew himself onto him. (audience either says "awwwwww..." or "WHAT?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!) "You mean you don't where you went?" "No, not a clue." "Hmm....RYOKEN!!!!!!!!" Mineeve shouted to the wall. Instead of red dripping blood coming out, black words appeared on the wall. "What do you want now? Can't you just leave me alone?" "Where are you Ryoken, dear sister?" " I'm not falling for this foolish trick, I know it all too well. I am NOT coming out!!" " RYOKEN YOU COME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!!!" "NO!!" Mineeve stumbled backwards at the size of the letters. "Ok, that went well," she said. "Ryoken, what were you saying earlier? 'I' what?" Nothing happened.
by Ryoken
"What in the world is going on?" Tien said. It was the fourth time that night that the lights had gone out, come back on, and three or more people were duct taped. The only ones not duct taped were Ryoken's sister, Mineeve, and Piccolo. "We've got to find out who's doing this! It's got to stop! If not, we'll all be screaming and hairless," Bulma said. "For the same strange reason, I think she has a point," Goku responded. Everyone nodded, trying not to think of them being hairless and screaming. Just then, the lights went out for the fifth time. But this time was different. The ripping sound of duct tape was not heard. A muffled low scream sounded followed by a falling someone on the ground. Then the lights came on. Everyone was unharmed, no one was duct taped. One of them was missing. Piccolo. "Hey, where's Piccolo?" Mineeve asked. Silence. "PICCOLO, WHERE ARE YOU?!" Gohan yelled at the top of his lungs. No answer. "LET HIM GO!!!!" Nothing. The lights went out, and the sound of dust tape ripping had returned. The lights came on and Gohan was duct taped. But then something odd happened. Through the wall, red seeping blood (or what seemed like blood at the time) came out and spelled in big bold letters the word "NEVER!". "Never? Why in the world would the person duct taping us never let him go?" Mineeve pondered. "You'll never keep him there wherever you are, we'll find a way to bring him back!" Goku yelled. All of a sudden, the red blood seeped back into the wall and came out again, this time it said "Yes I shall, and there is nothing you can do to take him from me. He will stay here for all eternity!" Then Mineeve's eyes popped right open! To the wall, she said, "Is this a joke Ryoken?" Everyone stared at her, wide-eyed. Could it be true that Ryoken was still alive after being crushed on the rocks? She did disappear, but why would she be acting to be dead? The blood seeped back into the wall and came out saying, "This is no joke, I will keep him here beside me forever. There is no way that he can come back unless I take him back." Mineeve then said, "There may not be a way to get him back here with my powers, but I can make you bring him back by telling everyone your secret." " It does not matter to me now if they know it, for I have been cursed all my life!" "What what might that curse be?" "I" was all it said as it seeped back into the wall. " 'I' what Ryoken?" She said. Then a thump was heard and from the hall and Piccolo emerged. "Piccolo, you're alright!" Gohan said. " Yeah, I guess. Hard landing though. What happened?" "You mean you don't remember?" "I don't remember a thing," he said as Gohan flew himself onto him. (audience either says "awwwwww..." or "WHAT?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!) "You mean you don't where you went?" "No, not a clue." "Hmm....RYOKEN!!!!!!!!" Mineeve shouted to the wall. Instead of red dripping blood coming out, black words appeared on the wall. "What do you want now? Can't you just leave me alone?" "Where are you Ryoken, dear sister?" " I'm not falling for this foolish trick, I know it all too well. I am NOT coming out!!" " RYOKEN YOU COME OUT THIS INSTANT!!!!!" "NO!!" Mineeve stumbled backwards at the size of the letters. "Ok, that went well," she said. "Ryoken, what were you saying earlier? 'I' what?" Nothing happened.
