It's MY Ring!!! MINE, Y'Hear Me???
A/N: There's a bit of bad grammar Elvish in here, whatever words seem really strange are translated at the bottom of the story.
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Sissy the fairy god-freshman surveyed her work. Which looked rather more like damage to the average Joe, but, hey! She'd spent valuable gerbil-dust on this working!
Imp, Angel, Eponine, Remy, and Shea lay sprawled across the grass on the hilltop. The sun shone brightly, the sky was robin's egg blue, obscured just right by fluffy white clouds. There were a few trees dotting the hill.
The first to wake was Imp, who sat up, rubbing his eyes and moaning. He looked around him with a dazed expression, unable to see Sissy the fairy god-freshman, for invisibility was her pride talent, aside from mucking up dimensions. His eyes lit on Shea, and he quickly scrambled up a tree to hide. Eponine woke up next, jumping up immediately. She looked around, and up in the trees, seeing Imp there. She waved to him, and he called quietly to her.
"Don't tell Shea where I am!"
Eponine nodded and then looked at the unconscious people on the ground. "What the hell…?" she muttered. Then she spotted Remy, and found herself sitting very quickly. VERY quickly. "Reeeeeemmmmmyyyyy…"
Angel woke, and saw Eponine sitting on the ground in a trance, staring at Remy. He walked over and shook her. "Reeeemmmmm- Yah! What the hell?!? I, I mean, what in the name of, of… Eru!!!"
"Where are we?" he asked her. Remy began to wake up, which was good because now he wouldn't wake to Eponine's moon-sized eyes staring at him. Eep.
"I know not…" she said sadly. "Mayhap we've been given hallucinogens?"
"But I hid them so well!" cried Imp forlornly, not noticing Shea beginning to wake up.
Eponine and Angel blinked at him.
"I thought there was something that smelled… OFF in your room!" Angel accused.
So despondent Imp about his lost drugs that he didn't even have the grace to look ashamed. Remy stood up, as did Shea.
"Where're we? Where're we, where'rewe, where'rewe???" said Shea.
Before anyone could reply, Sissy the fairy god-freshman giggled and waved her magic wand. A small, frantic squeak emitted, along with a bit of gray dust and a disgruntled Jedi master. She whispered something to him, he shook his head, and she whacked him over the head with her wand. He shrugged, his eyes slightly crossed, and walked over to Shea, who stared at him with wide open eyes, somewhat like what Eponine had looked like a few minutes earlier.
Then Sissy the fairy god-freshman realized she was no longer invisible. She jumped, then ran to hide behind a tree. A pop noise was heard, and Sissy the fairy god-freshman disappeared.
"Ummm, right. 'Kay then." Eponine poked Shea. "Sheeeeaaaa, wake up!"
For this Obi-wan was the younger Obi-wan, and Shea had to be shoved to wake from her trance. However, apparently Eponine shoved too hard, and Shea fell on her face.
"Whoops."
Shea was distracted from her anger by Obi-wan, who stared wide-eyed at the sky and was of no help whatsoever in explaining the situation. Meanwhile, Imp had fallen out of the tree, and was standing with Eponine and Angel. Remy stood a few feet back, watching it all.
Finally, Remy spoke. "What are you doing here?"
"Lookit the pretty floooowerssss…" As Obi-wan was staring at the sky, this made about as much sense to the high schoolers as Dr. Seuss' rhymes.
"Yeah. Whatever you say, I see the flowers," Shea said indignantly, standing next to Obi-wan.
Sissy the fairy god-freshman popped into sight, and ran over to the young Jedi master. "Can't trust you to do anything right, can I?" She muttered something in German. "Ooh, what'd you say?" Imp asked.
"Nothing," Sissy said quickly. She grabbed Obi-wan's arm, then quickly released it at the murderous glare Shea was sending her way. "Since SOMEONE," she shook her wand at Obi-wan, who was still muttering at the sky, "Has decided to go all kooky on me, I guess I have to explain it myself. In a few minutes, a bunch of very odd, um, people are going to come running up that hill. They have a very valuable object. VERY VALUABLE, you hear me???… No? Oh, what do I care? I'm bored." She seized Obi-wan's arm again, telling Shea, "It's alright, dear, he's really rather dull." Then she popped away with him, calling, "Alannnnnaaaaa???"
"Well. That was… odd." Angel could say no more, because he was cut off by a calling voice.
"RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!"
Nine, um, people were running up the hill. One was wearing long grey robes, and had long white hair and beard. Five were unusually short, and four of them were barefoot. One was very tall, and had long, golden hair. Two looked like normal men, except that they seemed very rugged.
The group ran past, and Eponine and Shea noticed something very familiar about it. Then they were off after the group, both yelling different things.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!" Eponine yelled.
"ARAGORN!!!!" Shea yelled.
"WAAAAIIIT!!!" the guys yelled behind them.
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*Eru: God
~*~ Wow, that really sucked. I kinda got stuck, so I'll end this chapter here and figure out what to do next in the meantime. Yeah… Wow, this sucked, they'll get better, I promise!
A/N: There's a bit of bad grammar Elvish in here, whatever words seem really strange are translated at the bottom of the story.
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Sissy the fairy god-freshman surveyed her work. Which looked rather more like damage to the average Joe, but, hey! She'd spent valuable gerbil-dust on this working!
Imp, Angel, Eponine, Remy, and Shea lay sprawled across the grass on the hilltop. The sun shone brightly, the sky was robin's egg blue, obscured just right by fluffy white clouds. There were a few trees dotting the hill.
The first to wake was Imp, who sat up, rubbing his eyes and moaning. He looked around him with a dazed expression, unable to see Sissy the fairy god-freshman, for invisibility was her pride talent, aside from mucking up dimensions. His eyes lit on Shea, and he quickly scrambled up a tree to hide. Eponine woke up next, jumping up immediately. She looked around, and up in the trees, seeing Imp there. She waved to him, and he called quietly to her.
"Don't tell Shea where I am!"
Eponine nodded and then looked at the unconscious people on the ground. "What the hell…?" she muttered. Then she spotted Remy, and found herself sitting very quickly. VERY quickly. "Reeeeeemmmmmyyyyy…"
Angel woke, and saw Eponine sitting on the ground in a trance, staring at Remy. He walked over and shook her. "Reeeemmmmm- Yah! What the hell?!? I, I mean, what in the name of, of… Eru!!!"
"Where are we?" he asked her. Remy began to wake up, which was good because now he wouldn't wake to Eponine's moon-sized eyes staring at him. Eep.
"I know not…" she said sadly. "Mayhap we've been given hallucinogens?"
"But I hid them so well!" cried Imp forlornly, not noticing Shea beginning to wake up.
Eponine and Angel blinked at him.
"I thought there was something that smelled… OFF in your room!" Angel accused.
So despondent Imp about his lost drugs that he didn't even have the grace to look ashamed. Remy stood up, as did Shea.
"Where're we? Where're we, where'rewe, where'rewe???" said Shea.
Before anyone could reply, Sissy the fairy god-freshman giggled and waved her magic wand. A small, frantic squeak emitted, along with a bit of gray dust and a disgruntled Jedi master. She whispered something to him, he shook his head, and she whacked him over the head with her wand. He shrugged, his eyes slightly crossed, and walked over to Shea, who stared at him with wide open eyes, somewhat like what Eponine had looked like a few minutes earlier.
Then Sissy the fairy god-freshman realized she was no longer invisible. She jumped, then ran to hide behind a tree. A pop noise was heard, and Sissy the fairy god-freshman disappeared.
"Ummm, right. 'Kay then." Eponine poked Shea. "Sheeeeaaaa, wake up!"
For this Obi-wan was the younger Obi-wan, and Shea had to be shoved to wake from her trance. However, apparently Eponine shoved too hard, and Shea fell on her face.
"Whoops."
Shea was distracted from her anger by Obi-wan, who stared wide-eyed at the sky and was of no help whatsoever in explaining the situation. Meanwhile, Imp had fallen out of the tree, and was standing with Eponine and Angel. Remy stood a few feet back, watching it all.
Finally, Remy spoke. "What are you doing here?"
"Lookit the pretty floooowerssss…" As Obi-wan was staring at the sky, this made about as much sense to the high schoolers as Dr. Seuss' rhymes.
"Yeah. Whatever you say, I see the flowers," Shea said indignantly, standing next to Obi-wan.
Sissy the fairy god-freshman popped into sight, and ran over to the young Jedi master. "Can't trust you to do anything right, can I?" She muttered something in German. "Ooh, what'd you say?" Imp asked.
"Nothing," Sissy said quickly. She grabbed Obi-wan's arm, then quickly released it at the murderous glare Shea was sending her way. "Since SOMEONE," she shook her wand at Obi-wan, who was still muttering at the sky, "Has decided to go all kooky on me, I guess I have to explain it myself. In a few minutes, a bunch of very odd, um, people are going to come running up that hill. They have a very valuable object. VERY VALUABLE, you hear me???… No? Oh, what do I care? I'm bored." She seized Obi-wan's arm again, telling Shea, "It's alright, dear, he's really rather dull." Then she popped away with him, calling, "Alannnnnaaaaa???"
"Well. That was… odd." Angel could say no more, because he was cut off by a calling voice.
"RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!"
Nine, um, people were running up the hill. One was wearing long grey robes, and had long white hair and beard. Five were unusually short, and four of them were barefoot. One was very tall, and had long, golden hair. Two looked like normal men, except that they seemed very rugged.
The group ran past, and Eponine and Shea noticed something very familiar about it. Then they were off after the group, both yelling different things.
"LEGOLAS!!!!!" Eponine yelled.
"ARAGORN!!!!" Shea yelled.
"WAAAAIIIT!!!" the guys yelled behind them.
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*Eru: God
~*~ Wow, that really sucked. I kinda got stuck, so I'll end this chapter here and figure out what to do next in the meantime. Yeah… Wow, this sucked, they'll get better, I promise!
