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Switch
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 3
SHOUNEN AI ALERT!
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"Relena, you had better have a really good explaination for this."
Duo awoke from nightmares to find Heero's colbalt-blue eyes staring intently at his. Again Duo hoped he hadn't shed any more clothing during the right, and judging from the look on Heero's face he was still in Relena's body.
"Now, Heero, trust me you know I do, just a second--" Heero's face was suddenly only an inch or two from Duo's and the American half-expected to feel Heero's strong fingers around his neck.
Before Heero could do so, Duo sprang backwards with his hands and pushed off the wall, landing gracefully in a crouch by the door. He was glad his reflexes seemed like they usually did. "This is going to sound stupid and unbeleivable, Heero, but you've gotta listen to me."
"Talk fast." The Japanese boy's expressionless face didn't move a muscle.
"Uh, hai. Ano...I'm not actually Relena. I really am Duo." //Great start, Maxwell.//
"Faster." Duo realized that Heero was probably being tempted to kill him with his bare hands.
"I'm serious. It was a freak accident, Relena and I switched bodies last night...it sounds weird, but...I didn't want to sleep alone, and I didn't want to tell you in case we were back to normal by morning..."
"So you slept with me. Relena! How could you? I should kill you right now!"
"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!" Duo bellowed. "I'm _not Relena!_ Bakayarou!" //Whoops, shouldn't have insulted him...//
Fearing for his safety, Duo called out for the one person who might be able to help him. "_RELENA!!!_"
Surprisingly enough Relena appeared at the door several seconds later, still in Duo's body and creatively dressed in a pair of khakis and a white collared shirt.
Duo only stared for a moment. "What the hell am I _wearing?!?_"
Relena glared at Heero and Duo-in-her-body. "What do you want?"
Heero frowned at his lover-technically Relena.
"Tell him." Duo insisted. "Tell Heero what happened last night."
"Nothing happened last night, what are you talking about?" Relena said sweetly.
"Relena, my voice doesn't _do_ that. And you can't make it. Just tell him."
"Duo, what's she talking about?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Who, me?" Relena glanced around the room. "Oh."
The real Duo tapped "her" foot exectantly.
"Um, I guess there's no point it hiding it if Duo already told you. Something weird happened to me and Duo last night."
Heero looked dangerously close to homicide.
Relena continued, "For some reason I woke up in Duo's body, and he's in mine, and wedon'tknowhowithappenedorhowtoswitchback." She finished the end of the sentence in one breath.
"Hn." Heero sat down suddenly on the bed.
Duo winced. "Relena, can I braid my hair?"
Relena started out of her wistful reverie. "Uh, you already did."
"No, I mean MY hair." Duo looked longingly at the freshly-brushed chestnut mane hanging down Relena's back.
Relena actually seemed to consider this option. "Are we telling the others about the body-switching thing?"
"I guess so." Duo shrugged. "It doesn't really matter..."
Relena looked reluctant. "Oh."
"What's wrong?" Duo inquired. "You want to keep it under wraps?"
"Somewhat."
"Sa, ojousan..." Duo saw Heero's eyes flicker momentarily when he called Relena 'ojousan,' "any particular reason?"
"Hai." Relena sighed heavily.
Duo was starting to get a little worried. "Why?"
"I think I may know how this happened. And how to fix it."
"I'm all ears!" Eagerly Duo swung the blonde braid over his shoulder and grinned at Heero, who might or might not have been dead or unconscious, judging from his glazed, unfocused eyes.
"Ne, do you know of that 'frozen star' phenomenon that you were supposed to investigate with Zechs and Noin?" Relena looked pained.
"Hai..."
"I think it might have something to do with the alignments of that star and the ones around it, causing some kind of reality disturbance."
Duo looked impressed. "You sound like some kinda scientist. What exactly does this have to do with us?"
"That, and the fact that I wished upon that star right before this happened."
Duo's emerald eyes goggled. "You wished you were _me?_"
Relena's indigo ones widened considerably. "Are you kidding? No!"
Neither of the two pilots spoke.
Relena looked wistfully at the Japanese boy lying back on the bed. "I wished that Heero was mine."
This made Heero sit up and take notice. "Relena..." his voice held a dangerous edge.
"God, Heero! When you make a wish like that you don't expect it to come _true!_"
"Well, what do you want us to do about it?!" Duo exploded.
"I thought that...well, if that's what caused it, when the stars either collide or move away from each other we'll return to normal. I hope."
"Relena, for Kami's sake, where do you come _up_ with this stuff?!" the enraged American sputtered.
"I'm SORRY, Duo! I _apologize!_ I didn't mean for this to happen! I thought...I thought that if that was why it happened this is a logical explanation to return things to normal!"
"It makes sense..." came Heero's emotionless voice.
"What the hell are you talking about? NONE of it makes sense!" Duo complained, moving over to sit in Heero's lap. The blue-eyed boy decided to let Duo stay there for the time being.
Relena didn't even bat an eye.
"Baka! So what, you don't want everyone to find out about the idiotic thing you did and the mess you got us into? Fine. After you check out the crystal star hopefully everything will go back."
"When _I_ check it out?" she asked incredoulously.
Duo looked exasperated. "Yes, you! This is your fault and your responsibility, and I know for a fact that you set me up on that mission in the first place. Now you're me, so it's yours."
Poor Relena had nothing to say to this.
Duo, _almost_ ready to let up on Relena considering everything she'd been through, jumped to his feet and grabbed a brush, then braided Relena's newly-washed chestnut hair into the loose plait people knew him so well for. Relena make no arguement. Duo then removed the gold cross from around Relena's neck and put it around his own, tucking it under his shirt.
Duo looked worriedly at Relena, despite everything that had just happened. "Ojousan, are you okay? Gonna pass out again?"
"No, I'm fine." Relena heaved a sigh. "I'd better get ready for that mission. Dorothy'll come too I'm sure."
"Hai. I'll keep things stable on the homefront while you're gone." Duo winked cheerfully at Relena. "Come on, Heero, ojousan. I'm sure we can fix this." He tried to look optimistic for both their sakes but failed miserably.
Finally Relena pointed out, "Duo, if you're going downstairs in my body but on something more than boxers and a t-shirt..."
"Ah! Hai desu." Duo grinned and ushered both Relena and Heero out. "I'll be down in a second."
As he pulled on a pair of black slacks and a red longsleeved shirt from his closet--regardless of the fact that they didn't fit him too well anymore--Duo wondered vaguely if sending poor Relena out into space was the right decision after all. //She brought it on herself,// thought the American. //It's her responsibility to get us both out of this.//
//And fast.//
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SO SORRY! This one's not done yet, I'll post it when I do. Comments, flames, etc, can be sent to duoxheero@nothingisforever.cjb.net , I'd love to hear from you!
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Switch
~By Shimegami-chan
Part 3
SHOUNEN AI ALERT!
http://nothingisforever.cjb.net
"Relena, you had better have a really good explaination for this."
Duo awoke from nightmares to find Heero's colbalt-blue eyes staring intently at his. Again Duo hoped he hadn't shed any more clothing during the right, and judging from the look on Heero's face he was still in Relena's body.
"Now, Heero, trust me you know I do, just a second--" Heero's face was suddenly only an inch or two from Duo's and the American half-expected to feel Heero's strong fingers around his neck.
Before Heero could do so, Duo sprang backwards with his hands and pushed off the wall, landing gracefully in a crouch by the door. He was glad his reflexes seemed like they usually did. "This is going to sound stupid and unbeleivable, Heero, but you've gotta listen to me."
"Talk fast." The Japanese boy's expressionless face didn't move a muscle.
"Uh, hai. Ano...I'm not actually Relena. I really am Duo." //Great start, Maxwell.//
"Faster." Duo realized that Heero was probably being tempted to kill him with his bare hands.
"I'm serious. It was a freak accident, Relena and I switched bodies last night...it sounds weird, but...I didn't want to sleep alone, and I didn't want to tell you in case we were back to normal by morning..."
"So you slept with me. Relena! How could you? I should kill you right now!"
"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!" Duo bellowed. "I'm _not Relena!_ Bakayarou!" //Whoops, shouldn't have insulted him...//
Fearing for his safety, Duo called out for the one person who might be able to help him. "_RELENA!!!_"
Surprisingly enough Relena appeared at the door several seconds later, still in Duo's body and creatively dressed in a pair of khakis and a white collared shirt.
Duo only stared for a moment. "What the hell am I _wearing?!?_"
Relena glared at Heero and Duo-in-her-body. "What do you want?"
Heero frowned at his lover-technically Relena.
"Tell him." Duo insisted. "Tell Heero what happened last night."
"Nothing happened last night, what are you talking about?" Relena said sweetly.
"Relena, my voice doesn't _do_ that. And you can't make it. Just tell him."
"Duo, what's she talking about?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Who, me?" Relena glanced around the room. "Oh."
The real Duo tapped "her" foot exectantly.
"Um, I guess there's no point it hiding it if Duo already told you. Something weird happened to me and Duo last night."
Heero looked dangerously close to homicide.
Relena continued, "For some reason I woke up in Duo's body, and he's in mine, and wedon'tknowhowithappenedorhowtoswitchback." She finished the end of the sentence in one breath.
"Hn." Heero sat down suddenly on the bed.
Duo winced. "Relena, can I braid my hair?"
Relena started out of her wistful reverie. "Uh, you already did."
"No, I mean MY hair." Duo looked longingly at the freshly-brushed chestnut mane hanging down Relena's back.
Relena actually seemed to consider this option. "Are we telling the others about the body-switching thing?"
"I guess so." Duo shrugged. "It doesn't really matter..."
Relena looked reluctant. "Oh."
"What's wrong?" Duo inquired. "You want to keep it under wraps?"
"Somewhat."
"Sa, ojousan..." Duo saw Heero's eyes flicker momentarily when he called Relena 'ojousan,' "any particular reason?"
"Hai." Relena sighed heavily.
Duo was starting to get a little worried. "Why?"
"I think I may know how this happened. And how to fix it."
"I'm all ears!" Eagerly Duo swung the blonde braid over his shoulder and grinned at Heero, who might or might not have been dead or unconscious, judging from his glazed, unfocused eyes.
"Ne, do you know of that 'frozen star' phenomenon that you were supposed to investigate with Zechs and Noin?" Relena looked pained.
"Hai..."
"I think it might have something to do with the alignments of that star and the ones around it, causing some kind of reality disturbance."
Duo looked impressed. "You sound like some kinda scientist. What exactly does this have to do with us?"
"That, and the fact that I wished upon that star right before this happened."
Duo's emerald eyes goggled. "You wished you were _me?_"
Relena's indigo ones widened considerably. "Are you kidding? No!"
Neither of the two pilots spoke.
Relena looked wistfully at the Japanese boy lying back on the bed. "I wished that Heero was mine."
This made Heero sit up and take notice. "Relena..." his voice held a dangerous edge.
"God, Heero! When you make a wish like that you don't expect it to come _true!_"
"Well, what do you want us to do about it?!" Duo exploded.
"I thought that...well, if that's what caused it, when the stars either collide or move away from each other we'll return to normal. I hope."
"Relena, for Kami's sake, where do you come _up_ with this stuff?!" the enraged American sputtered.
"I'm SORRY, Duo! I _apologize!_ I didn't mean for this to happen! I thought...I thought that if that was why it happened this is a logical explanation to return things to normal!"
"It makes sense..." came Heero's emotionless voice.
"What the hell are you talking about? NONE of it makes sense!" Duo complained, moving over to sit in Heero's lap. The blue-eyed boy decided to let Duo stay there for the time being.
Relena didn't even bat an eye.
"Baka! So what, you don't want everyone to find out about the idiotic thing you did and the mess you got us into? Fine. After you check out the crystal star hopefully everything will go back."
"When _I_ check it out?" she asked incredoulously.
Duo looked exasperated. "Yes, you! This is your fault and your responsibility, and I know for a fact that you set me up on that mission in the first place. Now you're me, so it's yours."
Poor Relena had nothing to say to this.
Duo, _almost_ ready to let up on Relena considering everything she'd been through, jumped to his feet and grabbed a brush, then braided Relena's newly-washed chestnut hair into the loose plait people knew him so well for. Relena make no arguement. Duo then removed the gold cross from around Relena's neck and put it around his own, tucking it under his shirt.
Duo looked worriedly at Relena, despite everything that had just happened. "Ojousan, are you okay? Gonna pass out again?"
"No, I'm fine." Relena heaved a sigh. "I'd better get ready for that mission. Dorothy'll come too I'm sure."
"Hai. I'll keep things stable on the homefront while you're gone." Duo winked cheerfully at Relena. "Come on, Heero, ojousan. I'm sure we can fix this." He tried to look optimistic for both their sakes but failed miserably.
Finally Relena pointed out, "Duo, if you're going downstairs in my body but on something more than boxers and a t-shirt..."
"Ah! Hai desu." Duo grinned and ushered both Relena and Heero out. "I'll be down in a second."
As he pulled on a pair of black slacks and a red longsleeved shirt from his closet--regardless of the fact that they didn't fit him too well anymore--Duo wondered vaguely if sending poor Relena out into space was the right decision after all. //She brought it on herself,// thought the American. //It's her responsibility to get us both out of this.//
//And fast.//
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SO SORRY! This one's not done yet, I'll post it when I do. Comments, flames, etc, can be sent to duoxheero@nothingisforever.cjb.net , I'd love to hear from you!
