6:11 PM 1/13/02
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week:
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [standing in Bulma's lab w/Veggie & Goku] Hi! We're back!
And I just wrote my first and ONLY Tenchi fic. Which was no bigger
than 14.3KB!
Vegeta: [hooked up to Bulma's brain chemical level machine] (flatly)
Good for you.
Chuquita: HEY! I just thought somebody'd like to know. Hey, this is a
new fic in't it? (to Goku) Say, Son-San, would you mind doing the honors
& recapping our viewing audiance about Veggie's little dilemma here?
Goku: (happily) YUP! I mean, NOPE! I mean, SURE!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Oh brother.
Goku: Me & Chu-sama were looking through a doctor book she found and we
think Veggie has a psychological disorder called "Deniasmackaphobia", which
basically says that its caused by a brain chemical inbalance and someone who
has it is afraid of getting too emotionally attached to his (glances at
Veggie, grinning) big buddy and is afraid of being hurt or (fake-sniffle)
being rejected and even though he loves his big buddy so much his fear makes
him put up a kind of 'touch love' forcefield so he hits me instead of hugs
me. [rubs Veggie on the head] Isn't that right little buddy 'o mine who loves
me but is afraid I won't love him back even though I already do!
Vegeta: (growls) CUT THAT OUT!
Chuquita: To continue where Son-San left off...Veggie & I got into an
arguement about weither he had this 'phobia' or not so I dared him to come
with us back to Bulma's lab to test his brain levels. If he has it, I win.
If he doesn't, then he's just a little werido who likes to smack Son-San
around when he tries to make nice with him.
Vegeta: (grumbles) You could've just said I would win if it doesn't.
Chuquita: Well it's more fun my way.
Vegeta: To YOU maybe...
Chuquita: ALRIGHT! LET THE TESTING BEGIN!
Summary: Goku accidently breaks Veggie's leg, causing it to end up in a cast.
Being unable to train w/a broken leg, Veggie is forced to stay in bed until
it heals. The doctor perscribes Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi to do everything they
can to keep the prince comfortable while his leg gets better. But what
happens when Veggie starts abusing his power over them? And what'll he do
when he gets better and no longer gets any special treatment? How far will he
go to pretend he's still in pain? Find out!
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" OOOH! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! " Vegeta pouted as he sat on the couch, his
right leg wrapped up in a cast.
" Veggie I'm sorry I really am! " Goku pleaded with him.
" Hmmph. " Vegeta stubbornly turned his head the other way, " Sorry isn't going to fix
my leg and get me back to training IS IT! " he yelled.
" I said I'm sorry little Veggie. I really really am sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that
hard little buddy! " Goku sniffled.
" WELL YOU _DID_! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" You leave Goku alone! " Bulma yelled at the ouji, " It's your own fault for challanging
him to a fight in the first place! "
Goku walked over to where Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Dr. Buffalowings where standing, " Veggie's
mad at me. " said sadly, " I don't want him mad at me. I like him. "
" He has absolutely NO reason to be mad at you. If anything it's YOU who should be mad at
him for dragging you outside to fight him at 3 o'clock in the morning! " Chi-Chi said bluntly,
then glared at Vegeta, " He isn't worth it, the little obsessive creep. "
" VEGGIE IS _NOT_ A CREEP! He's just misunderstood. " Goku smiled, correcting her.
" Ugh... " Chi-Chi shook her head.
" Dr. B do you think he'll be alright? " Bulma asked.
" He'll be just fine. " Dr. Buffalowings answered her, " But he's going to need a lot of
rest so that leg will heal properly. You'll have to get him up to his bed and he's also going to
need a lot of special care. "
" That's the last thing Vegeta needs, to be SPOILED some more. " Bulma grumbled, " How
long are we gonna have to spoil him for? "
" Until the leg gets better. Everyone heals at a different speed. And when his leg
finishes healing you can call me on the phone to come over so I can take it off him. " Dr. Buffalowings
said as he picked up his briefcase and headed towards the frontdoor, " Goodbye then. "
" Goodbye! " Bulma waved along with Goku.
" Hey, that guy didn't take care of Veggie at all. " Goku complained.
" That's because that is OUR job, Goku. " Bulma answered, " We have to take care of him
until his leg heals enough to have that cast taken off. "
" You mean we gotta be Veggie's SERVANTS?! " Goku whined, shocked.
A wide, goofy grin engulfed the ouji's face, " Kaka-chan gets to be _MY_ personal
servant/slave/maid! ALL _MINE_! "
" He is NOT, because, he's coming home with me. " Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " Get your
coat Goku and meet me in the car. " she ordered her husband.
" Sorry Veggie. " Goku said, still saddened by the accident he had caused.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Chi-Chi, who was packing her own things up. He looked down at
his leg & smirked, " OHHHHHHH!!! " he wailed in pain.
Goku's head jolted up, " VEGGIE! "
" Vegeta are you alright?! " Bulma said, worried as she ran over to him. Goku zipped after
her. Chi-Chi stood there in the doorway, annoyed.
" Veggie? Veggie it's your leg in't it? It must hurt so bad. " Goku sniffled as he rubbed
the cast, " You're poor little Veggie-toes must be squshed all because I CARELESSLY _TWISTED_ AND
POUNDED AND MASHED AND-- "
" --SHUDDAP! " Vegeta snapped at him, then, noticing the surprised look on Goku & Bulma's
faces, coughed slightly, " I meant, go back to part where you were humbly begging for my
forgiveness, Kakarrot. " he said more calmly.
" You HAM! You're making this up! You're not really in PAIN! " Chi-Chi shouted at him,
" YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP GOKU HERE SO YOU CAN FEED OFF HIS KINDESS AND GET YOUR BUTT PAMPERED
LIKE YOU'RE KING OF THE WORLD! "
" Chi-Chi, the doctor DID say he would experiance a lot of pain. " Bulma said, conserned.
" SPONTANIOUSLY!? " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Oh my poor lil-lil buddy Veggie! " Goku sniffled as he hugged Vegeta. He turned his
head towards Chi-Chi, " Please lemmie stay with him, who's gonna carry him up the stairs? Who's
gonna tuck his little Veggie-self into bed? Who's gonna be able to wake up at 5:00am in the
morning to check if he's alright? " he cried. Vegeta smiled, pleased. Goku let go of him &
walked over to Chi-Chi and took her hands. The ouji glared at him from the sudden lack of
attention.
" Chi-chan, I'm the one who broke Veggie's leg so I have to be responsible for him until
he gets better. Right Veggie? " Goku glanced over at Vegeta, who grinned again. Chi-Chi stared
back at Goku, then sighed in defeat.
" Alright, we'll both stay here and take care of him as long as you like. " Chi-Chi sighed,
then warned, " But as soon as that cast comes off he isn't going to get ONE chore out of me! "
" YAY! " Goku laughed happily, then rushed over to Vegeta & picked him up under the arms,
holding him face to face, " Isn't that GREAT little buddy! I get to stay and take care of you! "
he swung the ouji around, then lost his grip, sending Vegeta hurtling into the wall.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! " he
screamed as he fell to the floor.
" Great, there goes the other leg. " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" I wish he'd break his big fat mouth instead. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Awwww! Don't you look cozy! " Goku said as he stared at the ouji, who was laying on his
back on his bed.
" The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji is NOT to be considered "cozy"! " Vegeta growled
at Goku in the tone he only used when he boasted about the fact that he was royalty.
" I'm sorry Veggie. " Goku answered, then grinned, " But you DO look awful comfortable in
there! "
" You will bow for my forgiveness Kakarrot. Now BOW before your prince! " Vegeta ordered.
" But Veggie, I never had to bow to you before? " Goku said, confused.
" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the PAIN! IT HURTS SOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD! " Vegeta whined, tugging
at his leg.
" I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! " Goku bowed, " Please get better Veh-GEE! "
" Aww, Kaka-chAAAn! Look how GUILTY you are! " Vegeta squealed happily, " It just makes me
BUBBLE inside to see your thrid-class self at my feet! " he giggled.
" Huh? " Goku looked at him questionably.
Vegeta turned pale, " Uhh, I, I mean, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEG!!! "
Chi-Chi & Bulma stared at Vegeta skeptically.
" Here. " Bulma said, dropping a small bell on Vegeta's lap.
" OHHHHHHHH--what's this for? " Vegeta paused from moaning.
" To keep you under control. " Bulma answered, " Whenever you need something, just ring
this little bell and one of us will be up to check on you. "
" And attend to my needs? " Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Yes. "
" And fufill whatever desire I wish? "
" Yes. "
" EEE!! " he squealed excitedly, grabbing the bell, " It's a SERVANT SUMMONER! "
" GAH! " Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi fell to the ground, animé style.
" Urg! VEGETA! " Bulma gritted her teeth as Vegeta playfully jingled the little bell.
She groaned, " Fine. FINE. Call it what you want! I'm going downstairs. " she said, heading for
the stairs.
" *DING DING DING*! "
Bulma glared at the grinning ouji over her shoulder, " Yes, Vegeta? "
" Nothing, just testing it. " Vegeta smirked at her.
" Something tells me, that this is going to be a LONG day. " Bulma said to herself as
she continued down the stairs.
" Come on Goku. " Chi-Chi said as she left the room. Goku grinned & followed her.
" *DING DING DING*! "
" Whadda you want! " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at Vegeta.
" I want Kakarrot to stay here with me. " Vegeta nodded.
" But Veggie! I wanna go eat! " Goku whined.
" *sniffle* *DING DING DING*! "
Goku sighed, " Oh-kay Veggie. "
" Little buddy, I don't see how a tub of ice-cream is gonna help your leg get better. "
Goku raised an eyebrow as he scooped another blob of chocolate ice cream out of the gallon &
stuck the spoonful in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji swallowed the ice cream & licked his lips.
" Hmm? OH! It's a, uh, an old saiyajin remedy for, uh, broken limbs. " Vegeta lied,
then pointed to his mouth, " Now keep scoopin Kakarrot. "
" Whatever you say little buddy. " Goku said, then sniffed the ice cream. He shoved
another spoonful into the ouji's mouth. Then, as he was swallowing, Goku lifted the tub over
his head & started devouring the ice cream wildly. He let out a loud, obnoxious belch, causing
Vegeta's eyes to pop wide-open.
" I LOVE ICE CREAM! " Goku grinned happily, " Don't you Veggie! "
" ... " Vegeta glared at him.
" What! I said I was hungry. " Goku answered, " You wouldn't want me to STARVE now would
you little buddy? " he giggled, rubbing Vegeta on the head.
" WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT GUILT OF YOURS! " Vegeta shouted.
" Huh? Guilt? "
" YES _GUILT_! JUST A COUPLE MINUTES AGO YOU WERE BOWING AT MY FEET, humbly I might add,
AND NOW YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR STUPID KAKO-SELF! "
" Silly little buddy! " Goku chirped, " I do the craziest things when I'm hungry, and
now that we're both all chock-fulla choc-olate, I don't feel that bad anymore! "
" Yeah well you better get back to servanting me in a hurry or I'll make you feel
REAL BAD! " Vegeta mumbled to himself.
" Whatsat little buddy? " Goku asked, happy as ever.
" Nothing. " Vegeta crossed his arms, then felt REAL pain on his foot & screamed, " AHH!
IT HURTS FOR REAL THIS TIME! " he wailed, then sweatdropped to see Goku playfully trying to
squeeze the cast on Vegeta's foot with his hand, " Errrrr...YOU STOP THAT! "
" Eh?! " Goku was taken aback. He giggled nervously, " Sorry little buddy. "
" I WISH YOU WERE STILL STARVING! THEN I'D GET SOME RESPECT OUTTA YA! "
" Oh I'm still gonna take care of ya Veggie! " Goku smiled at him, " As long as your
little Veggie foot is in that cast you can consider me your personal caretaker! "
" I like servant better. " Vegeta answered him.
" ...oh-kay, I, I GUESS "servant" would work too... " Goku trailed off uneasily, then
perked up again, " So if there's anything you want you just name it! "
" Good... " Vegeta smirked, rubbing his hands together, " I will. "
" Ohhhh, so...tired...the pain...feel...so weak...can't..go on...UGH! " Goku flopped
onto the floor.
" HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LYING THERE IN PAIN AND MISERY! YOU'RE MY SERVANT! SMILE WHY
DON'TCHA! AND NONE OF THOSE GOOFY BAKAYARO GRINS OF YOURS! " Vegeta barked at him, " I'm talking
about those cute little smiles you make when you're content! "
" But I'm not content...I'm in pain...and I can't feel my arms... " Goku whimped as his
body lay nearly lifeless on the floor.
" I DON'T CARE NOW GET UP! " Vegeta yelled.
" But Veggie, I washed the windows, organized your clothes, cleaned your room, dusted
the TV, cooked ya several batches of muffins-- "
" --which were VERY yummy, " Vegeta said happily, patting his stomach.
" --without giving me ANY, brushed your hair, tuned the radio, fixed the broken lightbulb,
and I've been doing all of this non-stop without a break! I think I deserve one! " Goku pouted.
" A..break? " Vegeta said curiously.
" Umm-hmm. " Goku nodded pleadingly, " I think I wanna go home now Veggie. " he said,
getting up, " At first it was really fun playing butler to you but now it's time for me to get
Chi-chan and go home-- "
" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! "
" Ahh, Veggie! Veggie what happened to it? Is it ok? " Goku said in a panicy voice as he
rushed over to the bed.
" Ohhhh, Kaka-chan! It hurts SO! " Vegeta pretended dramatically, " But, you go ahead,
you go home with Chi-Chi. I'll--OHHHH--be fine.. " he said in a weak voice.
" Veggie-veggie! You're not in any condition for me to leave you yet! " Goku clasped the
ouji's right hand, " I'm sorry for wanting to leave, it was so selfish of me, after all I have
two legs and all you have right now is one and you can't even walk with one! " he sniffled,
then grinned stupidly, " You'd have to hop! Like a lil bunny rabbit! Hop-hop-hop! "
" MMPH! " Vegeta growled under his breath at Goku's sudden change of tone.
" But seriously, I said I'll do anything for you till your leg heals, I'm in your debt
because of it, so now I have to pay it off. " he said, returning to a worried voice, ::Besides,
there can't possibly be anything else left for me to do, I've done all his chores AND fed him
already:: Goku snickered inside his head.
" Oh yes, I've saved the VERY BEST for last! " Vegeta giggled maniacally.
" Heh, really? You shouldn't have... " Goku said uneasily.
" Kakarrot! Help me to the closet! " Vegeta ordered.
" That's it! That's EASY! " Goku said cheerfully as he lifted the ouji onto his back &
piggyback rode him to the closet, " Here we are Veggie! " he said, setting him down. Vegeta
painfully limped over to the closet door.
" To tell the truth Kakarrot, that wasn't the what I wanted you to do. It's just more
suspenseful if I'm over here with you. " Vegeta cleared his throat, then put his hand around
the door to the closet & opened it, revealing dozens of clothes. He spread the clothes apart to
reveal a door in the back of the closet.
" BEHOLD! THE CLOSET'S..uh..CLOSET! " Vegeta announced loudly.
" You...want me to clean that too? " Goku said, feeling queasy of all the work he had
been doing.
" No Kakarrot, infact, I have something inside this special closet for you. " Vegeta
smirked as Goku's eyes widened with excitement.
" EEEE! VEGGIE GOT A GIFT JUST FOR MEEEEE! " Goku squealed.
" Yes, Veggie got you a gift. " Vegeta snickered, " I was going to give it to you to
wear for when after I became ruler of the universe and you became one of my most prized
servants, buuut, now's a good as time as ever! " he said, then flung open the door to the
secret closet. Goku's jaw dropped to the floor, " Isn't it adorable! "
" NO. No no no no no no no! " Goku waved his arms in shock & disqust, " That is the
last straw that broke the camel's back Veggie! No no NO! " he shrieked.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Vegeta collapsed to his knees, " MY LEEEEEEEEEEEG! " he sobbed,
" If only my BELOVED big buddy hadn't SNAPPED IT IN TWO maybe I would be able to get up and
train the way I normally do again! " he put his hands over his face & pretended to cry softly.
" But, but, but, " Goku beggingly looked back & forth between the sobbing Vegeta & the
contents of the 'secret closet', " I CAN'T wear that! It's utter humiliation! It's, it's
self-confidence suicide to put that on! " his face turned a pale green color, " I WON'T WALK
AROUND PLAYING SERVANT TO YOU IN A FRENCH MAID UNIFORM! "
" I can't believe I'm going to be playing servant to you in a french maid uniform. "
Goku said flatly from behind the bathroom door.
" Oh! Come on out Ka-KEE! I wanna see how it looks on you! " A huge grin covered
Vegeta's face, " If you're gonna be my number 1 servant you're gonna have to look like one! "
" I can't...I can't show my face in this uniform! " Goku whined from inside. Vegeta
snarled, frustrated.
" YOU COME OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KI-BLAST THE DOOR DOWN! " Vegeta snapped
at him, " NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR DEBT TO ME FOR ALMOST DESTROYING MY LEG! "
" Alright... " Goku said quietly, then slowly opened the door; his head hanging down.
" AWWWWW! LOOK HOW CUTE YOU LOOK! " Vegeta clasped his hands together, " Just the way
I pictured it too! "
Goku glared at the floor, too embarassed to look up, " You know Veggie, you remember
how I said I would do anything earlier, well, this is kinda crossing that "anything" line. "
he hesitated.
" THERE IS NO _LINE_ WHEN YOU SAY ANYTHING! ANYTHING MEANS EVERYTHING! " Vegeta
shouted, then smiled, " Now carry me back to my bed. " he held his arms out.
Goku sighed, " Oh-kay little buddy, but you're not getting a piggyback ride this time,
not w/me in THIS gettup anyway. " he said, picking Vegeta up in his arms & plopping him onto
the bed.
" Why thank you Kaka-chan! " Vegeta said, pleased.
" You're welcome Veggie. " Goku said sadly.
" A-hem! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at him, " What did I tell you about the nickname
stuff! "
" *sigh*. You're welcome, Prince Vegeta-sama. " Goku cringed as he spat it out.
" Oh, and, by the way Kakarrot. When you answer your prince, I'd like you to do it
with a smile on your face like I mentioned before. " Vegeta pointed out, then put his fingers
on either of Goku's cheeks & made it look like the bigger saiyajin was smiling, " See! Like
that! "
Goku groaned.
" I can't believe I'm making that short little jerk, cookies! " Chi-Chi grumbled as
she continued to beat the batter in the bowl with a wooden spoon, " He doesn't deserve these
cookies! AND WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING WITH GOKU ALL THIS TIME! HE'S KEPT MY POOR BABY IN THERE
FOR OVER 2 HOURS NOW! " she continued to rant.
" Relax Chi-Chi, I'm sure they're fine. " Bulma said, trying to calm her down.
Chi-Chi stopped beating for a moment & narrowed her eyes at Bulma, " You don't believe
a word you just said, do you? " she said flatly.
" ...no. " Bulma sweatdropped, then went back to folding Vegeta's pajamas, " I should
buy him a wheelchair so he could come downstairs and do this himself! "
" A wheelchair... " Chi-Chi mused as she saw herself pushing Vegeta in a wheelchair off
a cliff, Goku cheering her on, " Heh-heh-heh, yes, a wheelchair. " she cackled maniacally.
Bulma raised an eyebrow at Chi-Chi, then went back to her work.
" That stupid little prince. Prince of the jerks! That's what he is! " Chi-Chi grumbled
to herself, then noticed a small jar next to her. She picked it up & read the label, " Mexican
super-hot ahh-my-tongue's-on-fire hot sauce. " she read outloud, then grinned evilly, opened
the bottle & put a few drops in the batter, " Vegeta likes the extreme, maybe I'll just spice
his stupid cookies up a bit. " she snickered, then paused, " Oh what the hey! " she said, then
dumped the entire contents into the bowl, " As long as it's in my hand, why not go all the way! "
" Oh Ve-gee-tah! " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice as she climbed up the stairs to
Vegeta's room. She snickered, " I brought a nice fresh batch of cookies for you! " she said,
then opened the door and gasped, " WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!? "
Vegeta was laying on his belly on the bed with a big doofy grin on his face while a
depressed Goku, wearing a french-maid uniform massaged the ouji's shoulders.
" GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi roared angrily.
A expression of pure relief crossed Goku's face as he looked up, " CHI-CHAN! " he
squealed with excitement, " OH CHI-CHI I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN! " he sniffled
happily, then ran over to her, only to trip over his feet & land face-first onto the floor,
" Heh-heh, " he laughed nervously, " Heels. " he pointed to his shoes.
Vegeta, realizing the massaging at stopped, glanced to his left only to see Chi-Chi
snarling at him, enraged.
" VEGETA! YOU---WHAT KIND OF OUTFIT IS THAT YOU PUT ON GOKU! " she screamed, walking
up to him.
" Ahh! COOKIES! " Vegeta gasped with delight as he swiped the whole tray from her.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" They look delicious don't they Kaka-chan? " he picked up one of the cookies &
sniffed it. Chi-Chi chuckled deviously as she waited for Vegeta to take a bite out of one of
the jalapaño tinted cookies.
" Can I have a cookie Veggi--err, Prince Vegeta-sama? " Goku asked meekly, to Chi-Chi's
surprise.
" Well, you did give me one of the most GLORIOUS massages I've ever had, so, YES
Kakarrot, you may have a cookie. " Vegeta smiled, handing one to Goku. Goku stared at the
cookie, drool starting to drip down the side of his mouth.
Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " AHH! GOKU NO! DON'T EAT THAT IT'S-- "
" Mmm! YUMMY! " Goku had already finished the cookie off in one bite. Chi-Chi waited
in nervous anxiety of what would follow, " Now what is it you wanted to tell me Chi-Chi? " he
asked her.
" Goku--you shouldn't eat--those cookies... " Chi-Chi trailed off nervously.
" *GASP*! YOU DIDN'T _POISON_ THEM DID YOU! " Goku shrieked in horror. Vegeta, who's
cheeks where now stuffed as fat as a chipmunk's, turned a pale green. He froze, waiting to
swallow.
" NO I didn't POISON them Goku! I don't intend to _kill_ Vegeta! " Chi-Chi rolled her
eyes, " Yet... "
" Then, why didn't you want me to eat them? " Goku asked.
" I..I put hot sauce in those cookies... " Chi-Chi stammered.
" Hot... " Goku said.
" ...sauce?! " Vegeta gulped. Both saiyajin's faces suddenly turned bright red & steam
flew out their ears.
" AHH! HOT! HOT HOT HOT! " Goku yelped, " WATER WATER WATER! " he ran into the bathroom,
then dunked his head in the sink & poured water out into his mouth like a waterfountain.
" WAH FA ME! I CAT MOF!! " Vegeta wobbled his body back & forth.
" I'M COMING LITTLE BUDDY! I'M COMIN I'M COMIN! " Goku cried as he grabbed a bucket of
water, ran into the bedroom & doused Vegeta with the water, drenching him along with the bed. To
Goku's surprise, the ouji still showed signs of dehydration, " What happened?! "
" YOU MISSED MY MOUTH YOU IDIOT! " Vegeta screamed.
" OH! I'M SORRY VEGGIE I'M SORRY! I'LL GET MORE WATER! " Goku said, getting ready to
run back into the bathroom.
" NO! NO MORE BUCKETS! " Vegeta yelled, frightened.
Chi-Chi groaned, " Ugh, here! " she said, holding a glass of water out to Vegeta, " Out
of the kindess of my heart I'm going to end your suffering for the moment. "
" Gee, thanks. " Vegeta remarked sarcastically, then grabbed the glass & glugged the
water down. He sighed as smoke came out his mouth from the jalapañoes.
" Now that we're all situated, " Chi-Chi said calmly as Goku came back into the room & sat
down on the bed next to Vegeta, " How about if you tell me WHY MY GOKU IS DRESSED UP LIKE SOME
FRENCH MAID! " she growled, grabbing Vegeta by the collar.
" I'm in debt to him Chi-chan. " Goku sighed sadly, " I broke his leg so now I have to
care for him until he gets well. "
" Well then, what if we do 'an eye for an eye' and he can break one of your legs BECAUSE
I THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS SCREWY!! "
Goku gasped, " I would never DREAM of having Veggie break my leg like that! He loves me!"
" Goku, people who love you don't force you to do their chores and bake them things and
wear, wear, whatever kind of clothes those are! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" But Veggie would do the same thing for me, right Veggie? " Goku smiled at Vegeta.
" It's Prince Vegeta-sama. " Vegeta corrected him.
" Oh! Right, Pri-- "
" SEE! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! " Chi-Chi shouted, " HE'S USING YOU! "
" He is not and I'm just going to have to wait until Veggie heals to go back to normal
oh-kay Chi-Chi? He's my responsibility now till that cast comes off. " Goku nodded.
Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " Yeah, well he better heal QUICKLY or I'll HEAL him MYSELF! "
Vegeta chuckled nervously, " Heh-heh-heh... "
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11:21 PM 1/15/02
END OF PART ONE
Goku: (observing) Hmm, _I_ seem to be on the "pain" side of this relationship this
time around.
Chuquita: Go figure. When you write stories with the same characters long enough you eventually
can't control the way they react to things anymore. I didn't even know this was gonna be a
"Veggie-fun" "Goku-pain" fic.
Goku: (murmuring) Haven't seen one of those in a while...in your fics, I mean.
Chuquita: [walks over to Vegeta, who's still hooked up to the head device] So, how's our lil
guinia pig doing.
Vegeta: Weet weet weet weet WEEET!
All: ? [sweatdrop]
Vegeta: (grumbling) I hate it when you do that.
Chuquita: Hee, I can't resist, you should know me by now. [rips a piece of paper out of the
helmet] Ahh, the results.
Goku: (squeals) OOH! WHATSIT SAY! WHATSIT SAY!
Chuquita: Hmm...(frowns)
Vegeta: (grinning victoriously) HA! I WON! I TOLD YOU SO!
Chuquita: (grins) We HAVE a chemical inbalance!
Goku: YAY!
Vegeta: (shocked) Huh?...
Chuquita: That explains a lot.
Vegeta: I HAVE NO SUCH MENTAL INBALANCE!
Chuquita: Hey, computers don't lie Vedge-head.
Goku: OOHEY! LET'S FIX VEGGIE!
Chuquita: (confused) What?
Goku: Let's fix Veggie's inbalance!
Chuquita: Not a bad idea Son-San...
Vegeta: FIX IT?!
Chuquita: (to audiance) Join us next time when we find out what happens when Veggie's brain gets
balanced out, plus, part 2 of Break a Leg!
Goku: BYE EVERYBODY!
Vegeta: (whimpers) Help me...
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week:
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: [standing in Bulma's lab w/Veggie & Goku] Hi! We're back!
And I just wrote my first and ONLY Tenchi fic. Which was no bigger
than 14.3KB!
Vegeta: [hooked up to Bulma's brain chemical level machine] (flatly)
Good for you.
Chuquita: HEY! I just thought somebody'd like to know. Hey, this is a
new fic in't it? (to Goku) Say, Son-San, would you mind doing the honors
& recapping our viewing audiance about Veggie's little dilemma here?
Goku: (happily) YUP! I mean, NOPE! I mean, SURE!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Oh brother.
Goku: Me & Chu-sama were looking through a doctor book she found and we
think Veggie has a psychological disorder called "Deniasmackaphobia", which
basically says that its caused by a brain chemical inbalance and someone who
has it is afraid of getting too emotionally attached to his (glances at
Veggie, grinning) big buddy and is afraid of being hurt or (fake-sniffle)
being rejected and even though he loves his big buddy so much his fear makes
him put up a kind of 'touch love' forcefield so he hits me instead of hugs
me. [rubs Veggie on the head] Isn't that right little buddy 'o mine who loves
me but is afraid I won't love him back even though I already do!
Vegeta: (growls) CUT THAT OUT!
Chuquita: To continue where Son-San left off...Veggie & I got into an
arguement about weither he had this 'phobia' or not so I dared him to come
with us back to Bulma's lab to test his brain levels. If he has it, I win.
If he doesn't, then he's just a little werido who likes to smack Son-San
around when he tries to make nice with him.
Vegeta: (grumbles) You could've just said I would win if it doesn't.
Chuquita: Well it's more fun my way.
Vegeta: To YOU maybe...
Chuquita: ALRIGHT! LET THE TESTING BEGIN!
Summary: Goku accidently breaks Veggie's leg, causing it to end up in a cast.
Being unable to train w/a broken leg, Veggie is forced to stay in bed until
it heals. The doctor perscribes Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi to do everything they
can to keep the prince comfortable while his leg gets better. But what
happens when Veggie starts abusing his power over them? And what'll he do
when he gets better and no longer gets any special treatment? How far will he
go to pretend he's still in pain? Find out!
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" OOOH! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! " Vegeta pouted as he sat on the couch, his
right leg wrapped up in a cast.
" Veggie I'm sorry I really am! " Goku pleaded with him.
" Hmmph. " Vegeta stubbornly turned his head the other way, " Sorry isn't going to fix
my leg and get me back to training IS IT! " he yelled.
" I said I'm sorry little Veggie. I really really am sorry. I didn't mean to hit you that
hard little buddy! " Goku sniffled.
" WELL YOU _DID_! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" You leave Goku alone! " Bulma yelled at the ouji, " It's your own fault for challanging
him to a fight in the first place! "
Goku walked over to where Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Dr. Buffalowings where standing, " Veggie's
mad at me. " said sadly, " I don't want him mad at me. I like him. "
" He has absolutely NO reason to be mad at you. If anything it's YOU who should be mad at
him for dragging you outside to fight him at 3 o'clock in the morning! " Chi-Chi said bluntly,
then glared at Vegeta, " He isn't worth it, the little obsessive creep. "
" VEGGIE IS _NOT_ A CREEP! He's just misunderstood. " Goku smiled, correcting her.
" Ugh... " Chi-Chi shook her head.
" Dr. B do you think he'll be alright? " Bulma asked.
" He'll be just fine. " Dr. Buffalowings answered her, " But he's going to need a lot of
rest so that leg will heal properly. You'll have to get him up to his bed and he's also going to
need a lot of special care. "
" That's the last thing Vegeta needs, to be SPOILED some more. " Bulma grumbled, " How
long are we gonna have to spoil him for? "
" Until the leg gets better. Everyone heals at a different speed. And when his leg
finishes healing you can call me on the phone to come over so I can take it off him. " Dr. Buffalowings
said as he picked up his briefcase and headed towards the frontdoor, " Goodbye then. "
" Goodbye! " Bulma waved along with Goku.
" Hey, that guy didn't take care of Veggie at all. " Goku complained.
" That's because that is OUR job, Goku. " Bulma answered, " We have to take care of him
until his leg heals enough to have that cast taken off. "
" You mean we gotta be Veggie's SERVANTS?! " Goku whined, shocked.
A wide, goofy grin engulfed the ouji's face, " Kaka-chan gets to be _MY_ personal
servant/slave/maid! ALL _MINE_! "
" He is NOT, because, he's coming home with me. " Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " Get your
coat Goku and meet me in the car. " she ordered her husband.
" Sorry Veggie. " Goku said, still saddened by the accident he had caused.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Chi-Chi, who was packing her own things up. He looked down at
his leg & smirked, " OHHHHHHH!!! " he wailed in pain.
Goku's head jolted up, " VEGGIE! "
" Vegeta are you alright?! " Bulma said, worried as she ran over to him. Goku zipped after
her. Chi-Chi stood there in the doorway, annoyed.
" Veggie? Veggie it's your leg in't it? It must hurt so bad. " Goku sniffled as he rubbed
the cast, " You're poor little Veggie-toes must be squshed all because I CARELESSLY _TWISTED_ AND
POUNDED AND MASHED AND-- "
" --SHUDDAP! " Vegeta snapped at him, then, noticing the surprised look on Goku & Bulma's
faces, coughed slightly, " I meant, go back to part where you were humbly begging for my
forgiveness, Kakarrot. " he said more calmly.
" You HAM! You're making this up! You're not really in PAIN! " Chi-Chi shouted at him,
" YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP GOKU HERE SO YOU CAN FEED OFF HIS KINDESS AND GET YOUR BUTT PAMPERED
LIKE YOU'RE KING OF THE WORLD! "
" Chi-Chi, the doctor DID say he would experiance a lot of pain. " Bulma said, conserned.
" SPONTANIOUSLY!? " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Oh my poor lil-lil buddy Veggie! " Goku sniffled as he hugged Vegeta. He turned his
head towards Chi-Chi, " Please lemmie stay with him, who's gonna carry him up the stairs? Who's
gonna tuck his little Veggie-self into bed? Who's gonna be able to wake up at 5:00am in the
morning to check if he's alright? " he cried. Vegeta smiled, pleased. Goku let go of him &
walked over to Chi-Chi and took her hands. The ouji glared at him from the sudden lack of
attention.
" Chi-chan, I'm the one who broke Veggie's leg so I have to be responsible for him until
he gets better. Right Veggie? " Goku glanced over at Vegeta, who grinned again. Chi-Chi stared
back at Goku, then sighed in defeat.
" Alright, we'll both stay here and take care of him as long as you like. " Chi-Chi sighed,
then warned, " But as soon as that cast comes off he isn't going to get ONE chore out of me! "
" YAY! " Goku laughed happily, then rushed over to Vegeta & picked him up under the arms,
holding him face to face, " Isn't that GREAT little buddy! I get to stay and take care of you! "
he swung the ouji around, then lost his grip, sending Vegeta hurtling into the wall.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!! " he
screamed as he fell to the floor.
" Great, there goes the other leg. " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" I wish he'd break his big fat mouth instead. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Awwww! Don't you look cozy! " Goku said as he stared at the ouji, who was laying on his
back on his bed.
" The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji is NOT to be considered "cozy"! " Vegeta growled
at Goku in the tone he only used when he boasted about the fact that he was royalty.
" I'm sorry Veggie. " Goku answered, then grinned, " But you DO look awful comfortable in
there! "
" You will bow for my forgiveness Kakarrot. Now BOW before your prince! " Vegeta ordered.
" But Veggie, I never had to bow to you before? " Goku said, confused.
" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, the PAIN! IT HURTS SOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD! " Vegeta whined, tugging
at his leg.
" I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! " Goku bowed, " Please get better Veh-GEE! "
" Aww, Kaka-chAAAn! Look how GUILTY you are! " Vegeta squealed happily, " It just makes me
BUBBLE inside to see your thrid-class self at my feet! " he giggled.
" Huh? " Goku looked at him questionably.
Vegeta turned pale, " Uhh, I, I mean, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEG!!! "
Chi-Chi & Bulma stared at Vegeta skeptically.
" Here. " Bulma said, dropping a small bell on Vegeta's lap.
" OHHHHHHHH--what's this for? " Vegeta paused from moaning.
" To keep you under control. " Bulma answered, " Whenever you need something, just ring
this little bell and one of us will be up to check on you. "
" And attend to my needs? " Vegeta's eyes widened.
" Yes. "
" And fufill whatever desire I wish? "
" Yes. "
" EEE!! " he squealed excitedly, grabbing the bell, " It's a SERVANT SUMMONER! "
" GAH! " Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi fell to the ground, animé style.
" Urg! VEGETA! " Bulma gritted her teeth as Vegeta playfully jingled the little bell.
She groaned, " Fine. FINE. Call it what you want! I'm going downstairs. " she said, heading for
the stairs.
" *DING DING DING*! "
Bulma glared at the grinning ouji over her shoulder, " Yes, Vegeta? "
" Nothing, just testing it. " Vegeta smirked at her.
" Something tells me, that this is going to be a LONG day. " Bulma said to herself as
she continued down the stairs.
" Come on Goku. " Chi-Chi said as she left the room. Goku grinned & followed her.
" *DING DING DING*! "
" Whadda you want! " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at Vegeta.
" I want Kakarrot to stay here with me. " Vegeta nodded.
" But Veggie! I wanna go eat! " Goku whined.
" *sniffle* *DING DING DING*! "
Goku sighed, " Oh-kay Veggie. "
" Little buddy, I don't see how a tub of ice-cream is gonna help your leg get better. "
Goku raised an eyebrow as he scooped another blob of chocolate ice cream out of the gallon &
stuck the spoonful in Vegeta's mouth. The ouji swallowed the ice cream & licked his lips.
" Hmm? OH! It's a, uh, an old saiyajin remedy for, uh, broken limbs. " Vegeta lied,
then pointed to his mouth, " Now keep scoopin Kakarrot. "
" Whatever you say little buddy. " Goku said, then sniffed the ice cream. He shoved
another spoonful into the ouji's mouth. Then, as he was swallowing, Goku lifted the tub over
his head & started devouring the ice cream wildly. He let out a loud, obnoxious belch, causing
Vegeta's eyes to pop wide-open.
" I LOVE ICE CREAM! " Goku grinned happily, " Don't you Veggie! "
" ... " Vegeta glared at him.
" What! I said I was hungry. " Goku answered, " You wouldn't want me to STARVE now would
you little buddy? " he giggled, rubbing Vegeta on the head.
" WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT GUILT OF YOURS! " Vegeta shouted.
" Huh? Guilt? "
" YES _GUILT_! JUST A COUPLE MINUTES AGO YOU WERE BOWING AT MY FEET, humbly I might add,
AND NOW YOU'RE BACK TO YOUR STUPID KAKO-SELF! "
" Silly little buddy! " Goku chirped, " I do the craziest things when I'm hungry, and
now that we're both all chock-fulla choc-olate, I don't feel that bad anymore! "
" Yeah well you better get back to servanting me in a hurry or I'll make you feel
REAL BAD! " Vegeta mumbled to himself.
" Whatsat little buddy? " Goku asked, happy as ever.
" Nothing. " Vegeta crossed his arms, then felt REAL pain on his foot & screamed, " AHH!
IT HURTS FOR REAL THIS TIME! " he wailed, then sweatdropped to see Goku playfully trying to
squeeze the cast on Vegeta's foot with his hand, " Errrrr...YOU STOP THAT! "
" Eh?! " Goku was taken aback. He giggled nervously, " Sorry little buddy. "
" I WISH YOU WERE STILL STARVING! THEN I'D GET SOME RESPECT OUTTA YA! "
" Oh I'm still gonna take care of ya Veggie! " Goku smiled at him, " As long as your
little Veggie foot is in that cast you can consider me your personal caretaker! "
" I like servant better. " Vegeta answered him.
" ...oh-kay, I, I GUESS "servant" would work too... " Goku trailed off uneasily, then
perked up again, " So if there's anything you want you just name it! "
" Good... " Vegeta smirked, rubbing his hands together, " I will. "
" Ohhhh, so...tired...the pain...feel...so weak...can't..go on...UGH! " Goku flopped
onto the floor.
" HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING LYING THERE IN PAIN AND MISERY! YOU'RE MY SERVANT! SMILE WHY
DON'TCHA! AND NONE OF THOSE GOOFY BAKAYARO GRINS OF YOURS! " Vegeta barked at him, " I'm talking
about those cute little smiles you make when you're content! "
" But I'm not content...I'm in pain...and I can't feel my arms... " Goku whimped as his
body lay nearly lifeless on the floor.
" I DON'T CARE NOW GET UP! " Vegeta yelled.
" But Veggie, I washed the windows, organized your clothes, cleaned your room, dusted
the TV, cooked ya several batches of muffins-- "
" --which were VERY yummy, " Vegeta said happily, patting his stomach.
" --without giving me ANY, brushed your hair, tuned the radio, fixed the broken lightbulb,
and I've been doing all of this non-stop without a break! I think I deserve one! " Goku pouted.
" A..break? " Vegeta said curiously.
" Umm-hmm. " Goku nodded pleadingly, " I think I wanna go home now Veggie. " he said,
getting up, " At first it was really fun playing butler to you but now it's time for me to get
Chi-chan and go home-- "
" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! "
" Ahh, Veggie! Veggie what happened to it? Is it ok? " Goku said in a panicy voice as he
rushed over to the bed.
" Ohhhh, Kaka-chan! It hurts SO! " Vegeta pretended dramatically, " But, you go ahead,
you go home with Chi-Chi. I'll--OHHHH--be fine.. " he said in a weak voice.
" Veggie-veggie! You're not in any condition for me to leave you yet! " Goku clasped the
ouji's right hand, " I'm sorry for wanting to leave, it was so selfish of me, after all I have
two legs and all you have right now is one and you can't even walk with one! " he sniffled,
then grinned stupidly, " You'd have to hop! Like a lil bunny rabbit! Hop-hop-hop! "
" MMPH! " Vegeta growled under his breath at Goku's sudden change of tone.
" But seriously, I said I'll do anything for you till your leg heals, I'm in your debt
because of it, so now I have to pay it off. " he said, returning to a worried voice, ::Besides,
there can't possibly be anything else left for me to do, I've done all his chores AND fed him
already:: Goku snickered inside his head.
" Oh yes, I've saved the VERY BEST for last! " Vegeta giggled maniacally.
" Heh, really? You shouldn't have... " Goku said uneasily.
" Kakarrot! Help me to the closet! " Vegeta ordered.
" That's it! That's EASY! " Goku said cheerfully as he lifted the ouji onto his back &
piggyback rode him to the closet, " Here we are Veggie! " he said, setting him down. Vegeta
painfully limped over to the closet door.
" To tell the truth Kakarrot, that wasn't the what I wanted you to do. It's just more
suspenseful if I'm over here with you. " Vegeta cleared his throat, then put his hand around
the door to the closet & opened it, revealing dozens of clothes. He spread the clothes apart to
reveal a door in the back of the closet.
" BEHOLD! THE CLOSET'S..uh..CLOSET! " Vegeta announced loudly.
" You...want me to clean that too? " Goku said, feeling queasy of all the work he had
been doing.
" No Kakarrot, infact, I have something inside this special closet for you. " Vegeta
smirked as Goku's eyes widened with excitement.
" EEEE! VEGGIE GOT A GIFT JUST FOR MEEEEE! " Goku squealed.
" Yes, Veggie got you a gift. " Vegeta snickered, " I was going to give it to you to
wear for when after I became ruler of the universe and you became one of my most prized
servants, buuut, now's a good as time as ever! " he said, then flung open the door to the
secret closet. Goku's jaw dropped to the floor, " Isn't it adorable! "
" NO. No no no no no no no! " Goku waved his arms in shock & disqust, " That is the
last straw that broke the camel's back Veggie! No no NO! " he shrieked.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Vegeta collapsed to his knees, " MY LEEEEEEEEEEEG! " he sobbed,
" If only my BELOVED big buddy hadn't SNAPPED IT IN TWO maybe I would be able to get up and
train the way I normally do again! " he put his hands over his face & pretended to cry softly.
" But, but, but, " Goku beggingly looked back & forth between the sobbing Vegeta & the
contents of the 'secret closet', " I CAN'T wear that! It's utter humiliation! It's, it's
self-confidence suicide to put that on! " his face turned a pale green color, " I WON'T WALK
AROUND PLAYING SERVANT TO YOU IN A FRENCH MAID UNIFORM! "
" I can't believe I'm going to be playing servant to you in a french maid uniform. "
Goku said flatly from behind the bathroom door.
" Oh! Come on out Ka-KEE! I wanna see how it looks on you! " A huge grin covered
Vegeta's face, " If you're gonna be my number 1 servant you're gonna have to look like one! "
" I can't...I can't show my face in this uniform! " Goku whined from inside. Vegeta
snarled, frustrated.
" YOU COME OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL KI-BLAST THE DOOR DOWN! " Vegeta snapped
at him, " NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR DEBT TO ME FOR ALMOST DESTROYING MY LEG! "
" Alright... " Goku said quietly, then slowly opened the door; his head hanging down.
" AWWWWW! LOOK HOW CUTE YOU LOOK! " Vegeta clasped his hands together, " Just the way
I pictured it too! "
Goku glared at the floor, too embarassed to look up, " You know Veggie, you remember
how I said I would do anything earlier, well, this is kinda crossing that "anything" line. "
he hesitated.
" THERE IS NO _LINE_ WHEN YOU SAY ANYTHING! ANYTHING MEANS EVERYTHING! " Vegeta
shouted, then smiled, " Now carry me back to my bed. " he held his arms out.
Goku sighed, " Oh-kay little buddy, but you're not getting a piggyback ride this time,
not w/me in THIS gettup anyway. " he said, picking Vegeta up in his arms & plopping him onto
the bed.
" Why thank you Kaka-chan! " Vegeta said, pleased.
" You're welcome Veggie. " Goku said sadly.
" A-hem! " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at him, " What did I tell you about the nickname
stuff! "
" *sigh*. You're welcome, Prince Vegeta-sama. " Goku cringed as he spat it out.
" Oh, and, by the way Kakarrot. When you answer your prince, I'd like you to do it
with a smile on your face like I mentioned before. " Vegeta pointed out, then put his fingers
on either of Goku's cheeks & made it look like the bigger saiyajin was smiling, " See! Like
that! "
Goku groaned.
" I can't believe I'm making that short little jerk, cookies! " Chi-Chi grumbled as
she continued to beat the batter in the bowl with a wooden spoon, " He doesn't deserve these
cookies! AND WHAT'S HE BEEN DOING WITH GOKU ALL THIS TIME! HE'S KEPT MY POOR BABY IN THERE
FOR OVER 2 HOURS NOW! " she continued to rant.
" Relax Chi-Chi, I'm sure they're fine. " Bulma said, trying to calm her down.
Chi-Chi stopped beating for a moment & narrowed her eyes at Bulma, " You don't believe
a word you just said, do you? " she said flatly.
" ...no. " Bulma sweatdropped, then went back to folding Vegeta's pajamas, " I should
buy him a wheelchair so he could come downstairs and do this himself! "
" A wheelchair... " Chi-Chi mused as she saw herself pushing Vegeta in a wheelchair off
a cliff, Goku cheering her on, " Heh-heh-heh, yes, a wheelchair. " she cackled maniacally.
Bulma raised an eyebrow at Chi-Chi, then went back to her work.
" That stupid little prince. Prince of the jerks! That's what he is! " Chi-Chi grumbled
to herself, then noticed a small jar next to her. She picked it up & read the label, " Mexican
super-hot ahh-my-tongue's-on-fire hot sauce. " she read outloud, then grinned evilly, opened
the bottle & put a few drops in the batter, " Vegeta likes the extreme, maybe I'll just spice
his stupid cookies up a bit. " she snickered, then paused, " Oh what the hey! " she said, then
dumped the entire contents into the bowl, " As long as it's in my hand, why not go all the way! "
" Oh Ve-gee-tah! " Chi-Chi said in a sing-song voice as she climbed up the stairs to
Vegeta's room. She snickered, " I brought a nice fresh batch of cookies for you! " she said,
then opened the door and gasped, " WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!? "
Vegeta was laying on his belly on the bed with a big doofy grin on his face while a
depressed Goku, wearing a french-maid uniform massaged the ouji's shoulders.
" GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi roared angrily.
A expression of pure relief crossed Goku's face as he looked up, " CHI-CHAN! " he
squealed with excitement, " OH CHI-CHI I'D NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN! " he sniffled
happily, then ran over to her, only to trip over his feet & land face-first onto the floor,
" Heh-heh, " he laughed nervously, " Heels. " he pointed to his shoes.
Vegeta, realizing the massaging at stopped, glanced to his left only to see Chi-Chi
snarling at him, enraged.
" VEGETA! YOU---WHAT KIND OF OUTFIT IS THAT YOU PUT ON GOKU! " she screamed, walking
up to him.
" Ahh! COOKIES! " Vegeta gasped with delight as he swiped the whole tray from her.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" They look delicious don't they Kaka-chan? " he picked up one of the cookies &
sniffed it. Chi-Chi chuckled deviously as she waited for Vegeta to take a bite out of one of
the jalapaño tinted cookies.
" Can I have a cookie Veggi--err, Prince Vegeta-sama? " Goku asked meekly, to Chi-Chi's
surprise.
" Well, you did give me one of the most GLORIOUS massages I've ever had, so, YES
Kakarrot, you may have a cookie. " Vegeta smiled, handing one to Goku. Goku stared at the
cookie, drool starting to drip down the side of his mouth.
Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " AHH! GOKU NO! DON'T EAT THAT IT'S-- "
" Mmm! YUMMY! " Goku had already finished the cookie off in one bite. Chi-Chi waited
in nervous anxiety of what would follow, " Now what is it you wanted to tell me Chi-Chi? " he
asked her.
" Goku--you shouldn't eat--those cookies... " Chi-Chi trailed off nervously.
" *GASP*! YOU DIDN'T _POISON_ THEM DID YOU! " Goku shrieked in horror. Vegeta, who's
cheeks where now stuffed as fat as a chipmunk's, turned a pale green. He froze, waiting to
swallow.
" NO I didn't POISON them Goku! I don't intend to _kill_ Vegeta! " Chi-Chi rolled her
eyes, " Yet... "
" Then, why didn't you want me to eat them? " Goku asked.
" I..I put hot sauce in those cookies... " Chi-Chi stammered.
" Hot... " Goku said.
" ...sauce?! " Vegeta gulped. Both saiyajin's faces suddenly turned bright red & steam
flew out their ears.
" AHH! HOT! HOT HOT HOT! " Goku yelped, " WATER WATER WATER! " he ran into the bathroom,
then dunked his head in the sink & poured water out into his mouth like a waterfountain.
" WAH FA ME! I CAT MOF!! " Vegeta wobbled his body back & forth.
" I'M COMING LITTLE BUDDY! I'M COMIN I'M COMIN! " Goku cried as he grabbed a bucket of
water, ran into the bedroom & doused Vegeta with the water, drenching him along with the bed. To
Goku's surprise, the ouji still showed signs of dehydration, " What happened?! "
" YOU MISSED MY MOUTH YOU IDIOT! " Vegeta screamed.
" OH! I'M SORRY VEGGIE I'M SORRY! I'LL GET MORE WATER! " Goku said, getting ready to
run back into the bathroom.
" NO! NO MORE BUCKETS! " Vegeta yelled, frightened.
Chi-Chi groaned, " Ugh, here! " she said, holding a glass of water out to Vegeta, " Out
of the kindess of my heart I'm going to end your suffering for the moment. "
" Gee, thanks. " Vegeta remarked sarcastically, then grabbed the glass & glugged the
water down. He sighed as smoke came out his mouth from the jalapañoes.
" Now that we're all situated, " Chi-Chi said calmly as Goku came back into the room & sat
down on the bed next to Vegeta, " How about if you tell me WHY MY GOKU IS DRESSED UP LIKE SOME
FRENCH MAID! " she growled, grabbing Vegeta by the collar.
" I'm in debt to him Chi-chan. " Goku sighed sadly, " I broke his leg so now I have to
care for him until he gets well. "
" Well then, what if we do 'an eye for an eye' and he can break one of your legs BECAUSE
I THINK THIS WHOLE THING IS SCREWY!! "
Goku gasped, " I would never DREAM of having Veggie break my leg like that! He loves me!"
" Goku, people who love you don't force you to do their chores and bake them things and
wear, wear, whatever kind of clothes those are! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" But Veggie would do the same thing for me, right Veggie? " Goku smiled at Vegeta.
" It's Prince Vegeta-sama. " Vegeta corrected him.
" Oh! Right, Pri-- "
" SEE! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! " Chi-Chi shouted, " HE'S USING YOU! "
" He is not and I'm just going to have to wait until Veggie heals to go back to normal
oh-kay Chi-Chi? He's my responsibility now till that cast comes off. " Goku nodded.
Chi-Chi glared at Vegeta, " Yeah, well he better heal QUICKLY or I'll HEAL him MYSELF! "
Vegeta chuckled nervously, " Heh-heh-heh... "
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11:21 PM 1/15/02
END OF PART ONE
Goku: (observing) Hmm, _I_ seem to be on the "pain" side of this relationship this
time around.
Chuquita: Go figure. When you write stories with the same characters long enough you eventually
can't control the way they react to things anymore. I didn't even know this was gonna be a
"Veggie-fun" "Goku-pain" fic.
Goku: (murmuring) Haven't seen one of those in a while...in your fics, I mean.
Chuquita: [walks over to Vegeta, who's still hooked up to the head device] So, how's our lil
guinia pig doing.
Vegeta: Weet weet weet weet WEEET!
All: ? [sweatdrop]
Vegeta: (grumbling) I hate it when you do that.
Chuquita: Hee, I can't resist, you should know me by now. [rips a piece of paper out of the
helmet] Ahh, the results.
Goku: (squeals) OOH! WHATSIT SAY! WHATSIT SAY!
Chuquita: Hmm...(frowns)
Vegeta: (grinning victoriously) HA! I WON! I TOLD YOU SO!
Chuquita: (grins) We HAVE a chemical inbalance!
Goku: YAY!
Vegeta: (shocked) Huh?...
Chuquita: That explains a lot.
Vegeta: I HAVE NO SUCH MENTAL INBALANCE!
Chuquita: Hey, computers don't lie Vedge-head.
Goku: OOHEY! LET'S FIX VEGGIE!
Chuquita: (confused) What?
Goku: Let's fix Veggie's inbalance!
Chuquita: Not a bad idea Son-San...
Vegeta: FIX IT?!
Chuquita: (to audiance) Join us next time when we find out what happens when Veggie's brain gets
balanced out, plus, part 2 of Break a Leg!
Goku: BYE EVERYBODY!
Vegeta: (whimpers) Help me...
