4:46 PM 1/16/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from "Peanuts"
Charlie Brown: I've just writen a short story, Linus,
and I want to know what you think of it...
Linus: ...
Linus: ...
Charlie Brown: Well?
Linus: I don't know... I can't read...

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi and welcome back everybody. While you've been gone, Son-San & I
have been hooking Veggie's head-machine up to fix the inbalanced chemicals
in his little vegetable-sized brain. [pats Vegeta on the head] In't that right
Veggie!
Vegeta: (grunting he tries to pull the machine off his head) YOU'LL...NEVER...
TAKE ME ALIVE!
Chuquita: (rolls her eyes) There's one I've heard WAY too many times. [turns
to Goku] Flip the switch Son-San!
Goku: (salutes her) CONSIDER IT FLIPPED! [*flip*]
Vegeta: (shrieks wildly as different colored juices flow in & out of his brain)
Goku: (salivating) Hmm, juices...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Machine: Brain juices--err, CHEMICALS balanced. System complete.
Goku: (giggles) Hee-hee, juices. I love juices.
Chuquita: ENOUGH WITH THE JUICES! [walks over to Veggie] So Veggie, howya feelin?
Vegeta: (groans) (groggily) Huh-wha?...
Goku: [unstraps the ouji from the machine] There we go little buddy!
Vegeta: [looks up at them]
Chuquita: (curiously) So...how do you feel now Vedge?
Vegeta: I...I feel...I feel...WONDERFUL! (squeals happily; w/little hearts above his head)
Chu & Goku: (fall down animé style) WAH!?
Vegeta: (exstatic) I'VE NEVER FELT THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [grabs Chu & hugs her] OH
THANK YOU CHU-CHU!
Chuquita: (raises an eyebrow) "Chu-Chu"??...and why are you hugging me. You're not supposed
to hug the host! Not you in particular anyway! It's not in your nature to--
Vegeta: (happily) YES IT WAS! [pulls her away] All you did was get rid that mean old inbalance
so I can finally be myself!
Chuquita: (confused) But this isn't you. You're not [tries to get out of his grip on her arms]
this kind of touchy-feely person.
Goku: (chuckles) Yeah Veggie, the only touch you give me is when you punch my face in!
Vegeta: (pushes Chu away) (stares at Goku) ...EEE! (w/big sparkily eyes) Oh Kakarrotto-chan!
[takes two steps closer to Goku, who backs up as he does so] (in awe) Come to me my little
Kaka-chan--you sweet, wonderful, understanding creature you.
Goku: (nervous) Uh, Veggie, I really don't think I should--(yelps as Vegeta latches onto his
waist, squeezing him) --ACK!
Vegeta: (staring up at him, still w/big sparkily eyes) Oh Kakay, I love you so much!
Goku: (grins) REALLY little buddy?
Vegeta: (nods) (sweetly) Of COURSE I do. I sleep with a little Kaka-plushie as my teddybear
every night. [snuggles closer] But it's not as cozy as where I am right now!
Goku: (sweatdrops) (to Chu) I'm starting to feel uneasy again. Ya think you could get him off me?
Chuquita: (also sweatdropping) I'll...go get the crowbar. You, uh, stay right there. [runs off]
Goku: ... [looks down at Vegeta, who's sighing dreamily, his eyes closed] (to Chu) WHERE AM I
GONNA GO!?

Summary: Goku accidently breaks Veggie's leg, causing it to end up in a cast.
Being unable to train w/a broken leg, Veggie is forced to stay in bed until
it heals. The doctor perscribes Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi to do everything they
can to keep the prince comfortable while his leg gets better. But what
happens when Veggie starts abusing his power over them? And what'll he do
when he gets better and no longer gets any special treatment? How far will he
go to pretend he's still in pain? Find out!
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" NO NO NO AND NO! "
" But Chi-chan! "
" I SAID _NO_! " Chi-Chi stomped her foot on the ground, " I AM _NOT_ GOING TO BAKE THAT
SHORT LITTLE IDIOT AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MUFFIN! "
" A _BLUEBERRY_ muffin. " Vegeta corrected her, a smirk on his face.
" But Chi-chan, Veggie's leg is hurt really bad! " Goku protested, " He's sick. "
Chi-Chi scoffed at Goku's outfit, " Ha! In more ways than one. "
" WHAT IS _THAT_ SUPPOSED TO MEAN! " Vegeta snarled at her.
" You KNOW what I mean. That ridiculous outfit you're making Goku wear! " she exclaimed.
" I promoted him from peasant to servant? What's wrong with that? " Vegeta shrugged like
it was nothing.
" Ohhh... " Goku sighed sadly.
" WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT! LOOK AT HIM! " Chi-Chi pointed to Goku.
" Hmm, you're right. He's doing far too less work for me. " Vegeta nodded, " Kakarrot, I'm
promoting you again. "
" AGAIN?! " Goku looked horrified.
" Yes, you are now my head butler. " Vegeta snickered, " You will find a light grey suit
in the closet across the hall. Put it on. "
" A _SUIT_! VEGGIE I DON'T WANNA WEAR A-- "
" OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEG! OH IT
HURTS ME SO! I MAY GO ANY MINUTE NOW... " Vegeta trailed of, psudo-sobbing, " Goodbye my little
Kaka-chan! "
" AHH! NO GOODBYE! NO GOODBYE! " Goku waved his arms about in a panic, " I'm goin little
buddy, I'm goin. Really I am! " he backed up, then dashed out of the room.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled, " Perfectly wrapped around my finger. Just the way I
like him. " he looked up to see Chi-Chi glaring at him, then sweatdropped.
" Oh...you're...still here? "
" *icey-glare* "
" Umm, " he paused for a moment, trying to think of something to say, " So, where's my
8 foot tall blueberry muffin! "
Chi-Chi walked over to the foot Vegeta had the cast around & with a skeptical look on
her face squeezed the cast as hard as she could, causing the ouji to wail out in pain.
" AHH! VEGGIE! VEGGIE WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU ALRIGHT! " Goku ran into the room, half-way
into his butler uniform.
" She tried to rip my leg off! " Vegeta wailed, pointing at Chi-Chi, who stared at him
in surprise.
" I...I thought he was lying about the cast. " she glanced at Goku, " I'm sorry, but the
way he was acting--IT'S GOTTA BE FAKE! "
" Well then, little Veggie must be very skilled then to pretend that my blow to his foot
knocked it along with his leg AND KNEE out of alignment. He must have also been faking all the
blood that gushed out of his leg on the way to the hospital. " Goku folded his arms.
" But--but--he was-- " Chi-Chi turned to Vegeta, who looked like he was ready to burst
into tears again, ::You faker::
Vegeta smirked at her, ::You'll never know::
" ERRRRRRR...fine. " Chi-Chi said, trying to maintain calm, " Maybe I'll go make his
highness a giant blueberry muffin after all. " she said, then glared at Vegeta, " A GIANT
BLUEBERRY MUFFIN OF _DEATH_!! " she shouted, then left.
" Mmm. Sounds tasty. " Goku rubbed his stomach.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Muh, maybe you should go down and check on her. You know, make
sure she isn't adding any POISONS to the muffinmix? " he shivered.
" Now why would Chi-Chi do something like that? " Goku asked curiously.
" BECAUSE SHE HATES ME YOU IDIOT! " Vegeta stomped, then yelped as his broken foot
smacked into the edge of the bed, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! PAIN! _REAL_ PAIN! "
he cried loudly.
" OH! LITTLE BUDDY! " Goku gasped, worried.
" KAKARROT--*sob*--GET ME A PILLOW TO *sob* PROP MY---FOOT! PROP IT NOW! " Vegeta ordered
between sobs of pain.
" I got it, here it is! " Goku said as he placed a large, fluffy pillow underneath the
ouji's broken leg, " There. All better. " he lightly patted the leg. Vegeta grinned widely, then
froze all of a sudden.
" WAIT! "
" Huh? "
" I just realized, if I send you downstairs it would leave me in here alone and
unprotected...but I can't risk it if that onna is REALLY going to poison my beautiful muffiney
pastry!.... " Vegeta thought for a moment, " Kakarrot! Your Prince orders you to piggyback him
down the stairs to spy--err, _check_ on Chi-Chi. " he corrected himself.
" YEA! PIGGYBACK TIME! " Goku said happily, then lept onto the ouji's back.
" ACK! KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta roared angrily.
" Yes Veggie? " Goku asked innocently.
" I...MEANT...YOU...GIVE..._ME_ A PIGGYBACK RIDE. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND YOU BIG FAT
BAKAYARO! " Vegeta grunted.
" Oh yeah... " Goku sighed, then hopped off & chucked the ouji onto his back & grabbed
his legs, " Come on Veggie! Let's go! "
" WAIT! KAKARROT! MY ARMS! I--YIPE! " Vegeta yelped as his head smacked into the floor
and bounced upon the stairs as Goku raced down them. He groaned in agony.
Goku looked over his shoulder, " Hey Veggie? What're you doing down there? "
" Ohhhhhhh... " Vegeta groaned, lifting his upper-body to talk, then sighed & fell back
down again.
" You know where I should sit you? Right on the couch. " Goku said as he picked the
dazed Vegeta up & set him on the couch infront of his super-mega-ultra-freakishly-large-what-do
-you-need-a-screen-this-big-for-anyway TV set, " There. Does that feel better little buddy! "
Goku grinned at him, then tugged at the ouji's cheek. Vegeta growled at him, causing Goku to
let go in slight alarm.
Goku grabbed the remote & handed it to Vegeta, " Here ya go Veggie. Now you just sit
tight and watch some nice television while I go check on Chi-Chi for you to make sure she's
not trying to kill you with food-poisonings oh-kay? " he said sweetly.
The ouji nodded, pleased with the extra-caring, spoiling attention Goku was giving him.
He turned the TV on just as Goku left the room.
" Welcome to this edition of, "The Twilight Zone". I'm your host, the guy with the
creepy accent. Today, a tale of ultimate betrayal of companionship, or the betrayal of one's mind.
Take one Victor Krakatoa, one of the richest most value people in southern California. He owns one
of the biggest diamond-mines in the world. A mine, that happens to border a region, of the Twilight
Zone. "
" Oooh. " Vegeta oohed, then peeked over his shoulder. To his dismay, and short stature,
the ouji could see only half-way over the back of the couch, " KakaYY, where are you! " he whined,
then huffed and returned back to television set.
The screen showed a man sitting infront of an open fire in a big cushiony maroon-colored
chair. Another man stood to the side of him.
" George, call Olivia & tell her to fetch me some soup. " the man in the chair said.
'George' nodded and left into the kitchen.
" How's he doing? " a woman infront of a big pot asked George.
" Fine, unfortuantely. " George glared at the man in the chair.
" Don't worry, I'll take care of him. " Olivia responded, then poured some of the soup in
the pot into a bowl, " Here, give this to him. " she smirked.
" Ahh, his fortune will be ours in no time. " George rubbed his hands together, " And who
would think to suspect us, his loyal servants. He trusts me more than any of us too. What perfect
irony. "
Vegeta's eyes widened.
" And soon, my dear, " George said, taking Olivia's hands in his, " Soon this will be all
ours. You shall be a duchess, and I duke. "
Olivia laughed, " And all thanks to Mr. Krakatoa. "
They both took glasses and gave cheers.
" To Mr. Krakatoa! " George snickered, then put his glass down, " I'm going to bring him
the soup now, check and see how he's doing. "
" How ARE you doing? " a voice chirped from behind Vegeta, sending the panicked ouji
leaping upwards into the ceiling. He fell back down onto the couch, dizzy.
" I said, how are you doing? "
Vegeta looked up to see Goku in the butler's uniform staring down at him innocently, " Are
you feeling alright little buddy Veggie? "
" Huh? Yeah, I'm fine. Just fine. " Vegeta said nervously.
" Here, lemmie help you up little buddy, you look like you had a scare. " Goku giggled,
picking him up & setting him upright on the sofa.
Vegeta stared at him nervously, " I, I, I, I, DON'T TOUCH ME! " he screamed, frightened,
pushing Goku away, " Duh--duh don't you come near me! I, I, I kn-know what you're up to! "
" You do Veggie? " Goku said, saddened.
" YOU BET I DO! " Vegeta pointed at him, angry, " YOU TRAITOR! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!
YOU'RE IN ON THE POISONED MUFFIN THING WITH HER! " he sobbed.
" WHA?! " Goku was taken back, " Veggie what are you talking about? "
" YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT KAKARROT....and I thought you loved me,
*sniffle*. "
" But I do. " Goku said, confused, " And I don't understand where you'd get an idea like
that? " he scratched his head.
" HA! Playing the fool, how long have you been doing that Kakarrot? Maybe it was all just
a lie from the start! "
" What??? "
" Tell me Kakarrot, do you knock off ALL your little buddies, or just the RICH ONES! " he
narrowed his eyes at Goku.
" I never knocked off any of my old little buddies, and I'd never do that to you.
Especially to you. " Goku said, conserned, then grinned stupidly, " Little buddies are for hugging,
not for blowing up, you lil silly! " he reached out to give Vegeta a hug. The ouji hesitated, then
let Goku hug him, " See! "
" Mmm, " Vegeta nodded, convinced. A comforted smile on his face.
" Vegeta, your muffin is ready. " Chi-Chi's voice said menacingly from behind them.
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked, pushing Goku away again.
" Chi-chan! Now look what you did, you scared Veggie! " Goku whined.
" Good. " Chi-Chi smirked at Vegeta, " Maybe he'll let us leave. "
" I.... " Vegeta stared at them both, paranoid. He screamed at the top of his lungs,
" ONNA!!!! "
" VEGETA! " Bulma poked her head in the room.
" ONNA! THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME! THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL ALL OUR MONEY! " Vegeta yelled
frantically, " YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING! NOW! "
" ... " Bulma glanced over at Goku & Chi-Chi, hoping to get an answer. Goku just shrugged
& Chi-Chi shook her head.
" Vegeta, why would you think they're trying to POISON you? " Bulma asked calmly.
" ...TV. " Vegeta answered.
Bulma, Goku, & Chi-Chi all sweatdropped.
" Silly impressionable little buddy 'o mine! " Goku giggled.
" And what were you watching? " Bulma went on.
" ...Twilight Zone. "
" VEGETA! " Bulma screamed angrily, " YOU _KNOW_ WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WATCH HORROR SHOWS!
YOU START THINKING 'what if this is happening to me and I don't know it' AND YOU KEEP YOURSELF
AWAKE THE WHOLE NIGHT AND WHEN YOU _DO_ GO TO SLEEP YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES AND WAKE ME UP SO _I_ HAVE
TO HAVE A RESTLESS NIGHT ALSO! IN SHORT--YOU'RE PARANOID! "
" I am NOT paranoid! "
" You are when you watch this stuff! " Bulma pointed at the TV screen.
" Hmmph! " Vegeta folded his arms.
" And now you're probably going to do the same thing tonight. I know it's too late! You've
already seen the majority of it, but I'm NOT going to watch you tonight. "
She turned to Goku, who had a big grin on his face and was holding his arm in the air like
he was in a classroom.
" Goku? " Bulma smirked. Vegeta's eyes widened, a bad premenition.
" EEEEE! " Goku responded through the grin, now starting to shake with excitement.
Vegeta gulped.
" Would you like to watch-- "
" YES! " Goku squealed, interupting.
" --you didn't let me finish the question. " Bulma said flatly.
" That's cuz I already know what you were going to ask me. " Goku grinned.
" And that is... "
" YES I'LL WATCH MY PARANOID LIL VEGGIE FOR YOU TONIGHT! " he said happily, " Veggie's
so entertaining when he's like this. "
" Ka--Kaka-chan...putting ME to sleep? " Vegeta stuttered, then saw a horrible image of
Goku putting him to sleep by holding a mallet above the ouji's head & sending it flying downwards
and smashing his..., " AHH! NO PLEASE DON'T! " he grabbed the sides of his head, trying to shake
the image out of his mind, ::You baka, Kakarrot would never do something like that to you!:: the
little voice in the back of his head scholded him, ::You have him wrapped around your little
finger, remember? Besides, he ADORES you:: Vegeta sighed in relief, agreeing with the little voice,
::Chi-Chi, on the other hand...:: he gulped.
" So, what about that muffin? " Chi-Chi motioned to the 8ft tall blueberry muffin behind
her, " Aren't you going to eat it? You were DYING for a giant muffin earlier. "
Vegeta gulped, " Uhhh, you know what, how about if you give that to Kakarrot. I don't
think I'm very hungry anymore. "
" *gasp of joy* REALLY little buddy! " Goku's eyes widened.
" Eh? Oh, yeah yeah, sure. It's all yours. " Vegeta said quickly, turning his head to
the left. He turned back to Goku & shrieked to find him standing where the muffin had been. Only
crumbs in the muffins place and blueberry filling all over Goku's face, " ...righhhht. "



" OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! This is gonna be SOOOOOOooooOOOOooo much FUN! " Goku said
excitedly as he went through Vegeta's closet for pajamas for the ouji.
" Don't go overboard on this Kakarrot. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes at him, " Remember, the
pain. I'm in PAIN. "
" OOoh! Look at this one it's so CUTE! " Goku said as he held up one pair of night-clothes,
not paying attention to what Vegeta was saying.
" Errr... " Vegeta growled, then let out a wail, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OH MY LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!!!! "
" Veh-GEE! " Goku gasped, zipping over to him, " Oh Veggie are you alright! " he said,
worried, " Poor little buddy and his poor little leg. " he sniffled, rubbing the cast ever-so-slightly.
Vegeta smirked victoriously.
::Ahh, now this is how it SHOULD be:: the ouji thought to himself as Goku gently hugged the
cast, apolizing to it for his most recent neglection, ::That's it Kakarrot, play right into my trap.
I'd like to see that consience of yours escape this one:: he snickered in his head, then pretended to
start wailing again, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YOU MADE IT HURT MORE! "
Goku's eyes widened, " I, I did?! "
Vegeta nodded between crocodile tears, " Kaka-chan make the pain stop! PLEEEHEEHEEASE MAKE IT
STOP! IT THROBS SO! " he bawled dramatically.
" I'm sorry Veggie I'm sorry I'm sorry! " Goku sobbed back, then hugged him, " I don't wanna
see you cry, it'll make ME cry! "
::Interesting fact:: Vegeta throught to himself, then relaxed, enjoying the attention.
" OHhhhh! Veggie Veggie Veggie... " Goku sniffled, then broke back into his trademark grin,
" HEY! I know what'll make that little leg feel all better! " he giggled, then grabbed something from
behind his back & held it up, " FOOTIE PAJAMAS! "
Vegeta's face turned a pale green as he stared at the fluffy, bright pink, footie pajamas, " I
thought I threw those out months ago. "
" Come on Veggie put 'um on! " Goku laughed, then ripped off the ouji's training top & plopped
the top to the pajamas on him, " There! Don't ya feel warm inside already? "
" I think that's the vomit moving its way into my lungs. " Vegeta said sarcastically, staring
down at the top. He glanced at the footie part of the pajamas & realized something, " HA! "
" ? " Goku looked down at him inquizzitively, " Huh? "
" You can't put those on me Kakarrot! The 'footie' won't fit over my cast! " Vegeta smirked,
proud of himself.
" Hmm... " Goku looked down at the cast, then back at the footies and ripped the footie that
on the side where the cast was off, " There, perfect! "
" Perfect he says... " Vegeta grumbled, trailing off.
" Now stand up so I can put these on you. " Goku smiled.
" ...Kakarrot. " Vegeta pointed to his cast, " If I could stand up I wouldn't need you to be
here in the first place.
" Well then, just scoot over here and I'll put them on you. "
" No. "
" Come on! Scoot! "
" NO! "
" I SAID SCOOT! "
" AND I SAID NO! "


" Awwwwwwwww, I love your pj's Veggie. They look so warm and comfortable. " Goku said as Vegeta
sat there in his new pajamas.
" I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! I AM _NOT_ WARM AND COMFORTABLE! " he snapped
at him.
" I meant the pajamas Veggie. " Goku raised an eyebrow.
" Well then, if you love them so much why don't YOU wear them to bed. "
" Aww Veggie, they're too little for me. Besides, you're already wearing them. And they
compliment your eyes very nicely. " he grinned in his attempt to boost the prince's self-esteem.
" I'll compliment your eyes--WITH MY _FIST_! " Vegeta snarled, then paused as the bigger
saiyajin began to sniffle, " Oh, Kakarrot don't do that! " he begged, " Uhhh, you sit right here oh-kay
? " he said, motioning Goku to the edge of the bed. Goku sat down, " I didn't mean that. I wouldn't say
something that mean to my favorite servant/butler/maid/big buddy. "
" You wouldn't? " Goku asked, wiping his eyes.
" NO! Of course not. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then layed his head down on the pillow. He
shivered, remembering what he had seen on TV several hours earlier, " Kuh--Kakarrot? "
" Yes little Veggie? "
" Duh--do me a favor and guard me till I wake up tommorow morning, alright? "
" Guard you, from who? "
" Chi-Chi. " Vegeta answered bluntly.
" Umm, oh-kay little buddy. You take a nice little sleep now, K? " Goku smiled, patting Vegeta
on the head as the prince closed his eyes, " I'll be sitting in the chair right across the room if you
need me. " he said, then sat down & yawned, " Guh-night Veggie. "
" ... "
" Hmm, he must be asleep already. " Goku scratched his head in conclusion, " Oh well! Sweet
dreams little buddy. "


:::" Ohhh. " Vegeta yawned, then opened his eyes. He gasped in shock to see everything in the
bedroom pitchblack except himself and his bed. He nervously looked around, then pulled the covers
closer to his body. He reached for the little bell he had been givin earlier, only to find it ten times
large than before. The ouji grabbed the bell & tried desprately to ring it. One single loud gong came
from the bell.
" KAKARROTTO! " he screamed out towards where the door should be, " THE LIGHTS ARE OUT! FIX
THEM!... " he shouted, then waited for a response, " ...Kakarrot? "
" ... "
" KAKA-CHAN! " Vegeta shouted at the door, then growled, " OHHHHHHhhhhh, OH IT HURTS! " he
faked a sob.
" LIAR! " a voice came from above him.
Vegeta froze, then glanced up to see Goku glaring down at him, levitating above the bed sitting
indian-style; wearing his gi. He shook his head at the ouji.
" You're a big fat liar Veggie. " he narrowed his eyes at Vegeta.
" No--NO I'M NOT! IT REALLY _IS_ BROKEN! " Vegeta protested.
" But it doesn't hurt you. Does it? "
" ... "
" You little meanie! You're using all of us to your advantage without taking any consideration
about OUR needs. Making me dress up in those embrassing outfits, now that's just cruel! "
" I... " Vegeta trailed off.
" You outta be punished for what you did! " Goku shouted down at him.
" _ME_ PUNISHED! WHY YOU! " Vegeta growled, a sudden surge of anger, " _YOU_ ARE THE ONE WHO
IS IN DEBT TO _ME_! "
" HA! Yeah right. " he smirked down at the ouji, then formed a ball of ki in his hand, " I
think YOU need to be taught a lesson! " he said, then chucked the ki down at him.
Vegeta's eyes widened in horror, " You wouldn't... " he gasped as the ki neared his head, " NO!
KAKARROT STOP! DON'T! PLEASE DON'T!!! " he screamed as the bright light from the ki engulfed him and all
went black:::


" AHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed as he sat up in bed in a cold sweat. His body still shivering from
the experiance his mind had just set before him.
" Veggie! Veggie are you oh-kay? "
Vegeta turned to his right to see Goku in the butler's uniform; a worried look on the bigger
saiyajin's face.
" DEMOTED! " Vegeta growled, pointing at him.
" Huh? " Goku looked at him inquizzitively.
" Yuh-yuh-yuh YOU ARE DEMOTED! AS OF NOW! " Vegeta snarled, still shaking, tears running down his
cheeks.
" Demoted! But I didn't do anything! I don't deserve to be demoted! This is an outrage! " Goku
exclaimed, " ...hey Veggie? "
" WHAT! "
" What's demoted? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Demoted, is the opposite of PROmoted. "
" ... " Goku sat there, processing what his little buddy had said for a moment, " AAUGH! " he
yelped suddenly, in realization, " VEGGIE! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME! IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING! AND I'VE
BEEN WATCHING YOU VERY GOOD JUST LIKE I SAID I WOULD DO FOR YOU! AND NOW BECAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DREAM
YOU'RE GONNA DEMOTE ME SO I HAVE TO WEAR THAT...THAT...maid... " he cringed, " COSTUME AGAIN! I'D RATHER
WEAR THIS ITCHY GREY SUIT THAN THAT FRILLY LITTLE...maid COSTUME! " Goku scholded him.
" I, I'm sorry. I take it back. " Vegeta hung his head, still shaking.
" Aww! Veggie! " Goku said happily, then hugged the ouji, " You just had a nightmare didn't you? "
he asked quietly.
Vegeta nodded silently.
" Don't worry Veggie. Nightmares can't hurt you. " Goku whispered, then smiled at him with bloodshot
eyes, " They can make you wet your pants, but they can't do anymore than that. "
" Thank you Kaka-chan. " Vegeta whispered back, " Oh! By the way, Kakarrot? "
" Yeah Veggie? "
" If I told you I was lying about being in pain just to get your attention and have you in my
servitude, would you get mad and ki-blast me for using you? "
" Mmm...yeah, probably. " Goku answered.
" Good, that's all I wanted to know. " Vegeta smiled as his head fell back on the pillow, " Kakarrot
you are demoted as of tommorow morning. " he glared up at the ceiling.
" WAH!? " Goku gulped, " But Veggie, it IS tommorow morning. "
Vegeta snickered, still staring upward, " I know. " he smirked.
Goku frowned, " Rats. "
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11:17 PM 1/19/2002
END OF PART TWO
Chuquita: And a very good job if I do say so myself. [pulls out the little science book from before]
One of the people who reviewed part one, (I think it was "Mango Madness") Asked if Deniasmackaphobia
(the chemical inbalance Veggie has) was based on a real disease. Surprisingly, it is. I found it in...
[flips to the cover of the little science book] "The Merck Manual", 12th edition.
Goku: [from the other room] AHHH! LET GO LET GO LET GOOOOOOHOOOHOOO!!!! (wailing)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) [calling out to where Goku is] I'LL BE RIGHT THERE SON-SAN! [turns back to
audiance] Anyways, the real name for Veggie's "Deniasmackaphobia" disease is called "Hysterical Personality".
Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST LOST ALL FEELING TO MY LOWER BODY! I CAN'T MOVE MY FEET! CHU-SAMA!!!!
Chuquita: (shouting) I SAID I'M COMING!! (to audiance) The word for word info on Deniasmackaphobia, or
Hysterical, is the following, [reading outloud from the book] "This pattern is characterized by dramatic
and attention-seeking behavior, excitability, emotional instability and over-reactivity, self-centeredness...
...Though superficially self-assured, such people have major doubts as to their identity and goals. Their
difficulty in expressing genuine feelings further prevents intimate relationships. Such relationships are
affected by the individual's seemingly insatiable need for affection...behind their behavior lies a child-like
wish for affection and protection." (lets out a sigh) *Whew* And that was the SHORT version too.
Goku: CHUQUITA! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU!
Chuquita: [chucks the book to the ground, grabs the crowbar & runs out of the room] HERE I A--ACK!?
Goku: [on his side on the ground, Veggie still squeezing him tightly] (weakly) Help...me...
Chuquita: (bottom eyelid shakes) ...you're kidding me. [zips over to them] VEGGIE! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING!!!
Vegeta: [glances over at Chu, then grins widely]
Chuquita: ..uh..oh...
Vegeta: (squeals) CHU-CHU'S BACK! [rushes towards her & tackles her to the ground]
Chuquita: AHH! VEGGIE NO!
Vegeta: (squeezes tighter)
Goku: (cheers) I'M FREE! [stands up, then wobbles back & falls down] I'M IN PAIN!
Vegeta: (worried) KAKAY! [pushes Chu to the ground]
Chuquita: Uhh...(sweatdrops)
Vegeta: Oh Kaka-chan are you alright? Can I get you anything?
Goku: A...crutch...would be nice.
Vegeta: (happily) ALRIGHT THEN! OFF I GO! [zips out of the Corner] [pokes his head in the doorway] I'll be
right back my lil Kakay! [zips back]
Goku: TAKE YOUR TIME...(sarcasm) please.
Chuquita: Not like you to be sarcastic.
Goku: (Bluntly) Chu, we're changing Veggie back.
Chuquita: (gawks) WHAT?! If we did that we'd just be getting Veggie sick all over again.
Goku: (w/depressed look on his face) I know...(begs) BUT THAT IS NOT _MY_ VEGGIE!
Chuquita: Well I'm not extatically happy about the resulted Veggie, but I wouldn't wanna impair him all over
again.
Vegeta: [zips back into the room] (cheerfully) I'M BAAACK, how's my lil Kakay?
Goku: (nervously) Uh--heh.
Vegeta: I got your crutch! [hands the crutch to Goku, who wobbles too his feet] And guess what else I got for
us my favorite big buddy 'o mine!
Chuquita: [glances back & forth between them curiously]
Vegeta: [pulls something out of the shopping bag] (giggles) Matching sweaters! Aren't they cute!
Goku: (sweatdrops) ...
Vegeta: And they're so soft too! Go on! Feel one! They're VERY cuddily! [holds out one of the sweaters to Goku, who turns
to Chuquita & narrows his eyes at her]
Chuquita: Heh-heh-heh...