Disclaimer: I do not own the song…nor do I own JTHM

This is a song for one of my chars

Twitch C. the illusionary

Child of Johnny C.

And Devi D.



Knives are a girls best friend

(Tune of diamonds are a girl's best friend)



A kiss on the hand may be quite continental

But knives they are a girl's best friend

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat

Or help you feed the neighbors son (SQUEE!)

The men grew cold and girls grew old

They all lost their pulse in the end

But square cut or pear shaped these cut don't lose their shape

Knives are a girl's best friend!

Because we're living in a hostile world

And I am a hostile girl

(Oh ah come and get me boys!)

(Black tie white face)



There may come a time when this lass need a lawyer

But knives are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a

Heart felt employer lies bleeding to death

(Get him out of my sight or else no dice!)

Knives are a knives are a knives are a

Because that's when those assholes go back to their maker

Knives are a…Knives are a…knives are a

GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!!



WAHAHAHAA!!! LIKE SOME BAD BRAODWAY MUSICAL I RETURN!!

Ha ha view its spellchecked glory!

Now nothing stands in the way of world domination