Wow! 2nd chapter already? Oh yea! My friend Katie helped write this.
Sorries Katie
(several days after Navi-chan was forced to heal ALL the moogles, from the poisin lipstick)
Squall: Okay, back to our quest...
Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! USE THE "PROGRESS" BUTTON TO FIND OUT WHERE WE SHOULD GO NEXT!
Suddenly, the headless chicken comes up for the first time in the entire trip.
Headless Chicken: ...
Britney Spears: Uh... what's the porngress button?
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Navi-chan:HEY! LOOK! DON'T LISTEN TO BRITNEY!
headless Chicken: ...
Pika-chan: *listening to headless chicken* Amen!
Pikachu walks up to the mailman.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: ?
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: What are you?! I must deliver my mail!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: It is sunny outside.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pika-chan then talks to the mail man *again*)
Pikachu: Pika Pi CHU!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: Don't you love writing letters? You can just see the face of the person you are writing too!
Britney Spears: YES!!!! I LOVE writing letters!!! Take me home!
Britney Spears jumps into the mailman's arms and they trot off happily.
Bon Jovi: Well, that takes care of her, thank the Lord.
Navi-chan: Ha ha ha...
(As they slighter quieter groups started off they could hear the mailman yelling...)
Mailman: Let's try to do our best, today!
Squall: (snarling) I'll show you MY best, mister...
Squall pulls out his gunblade.
Navi: HEY!!! LISTEN!!!! Don't do that, you'll get arrested!
Stu: There's no policeman here.
Bon Jovi: Hey, there, youngen!!! Where'd you come from?
Stu: I fell from the sky!
Navi-chan: HEY! WATCH! LOOK! I CAN FALL OUT OF THE SKY TOO!!!!
(Navi-chan flies up to the clouds and then stops swooshing her wings.) Navi- chan: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CATCH ME PIKA-CHAN!!!!
Pika-chan: *confluzzled* pi pika chu? *doesn't catch Navi-chan*
Navi-chan:...*sweatdrop*...*BOOM!!!*...*owie*....
Squall stuffs Navi into the marmalade jar again.
Squall: That takes care of her. Now what were we doing again?
Headless Chicken: ...
Pika-chan: Pika! Chu Chu! Pi? *LOL*
Headless chicken & Squall: ...........
Navi-chan hasn't JUST figured out how to get out yet so she's trying the old way....pika-chan!
Pikachu: I shocked me, pika.
Navi: STUPID!!!!!!
Fujin: Hey, only I'm supposed to say that!
Bon Jovi: Hey, you're talking normal!
Fujin: (shrugs) She - *points accusingly at Navi* - stole my line.
Navi-chan: Well, HE is running out of time!
Squall: What does that mean?
Navi-chan: Well, since i'm the favorite of ONE (A/N: We know who the other's favorite is!) of the authors, I can ask to have someone *grins evilly*.....
Fujin: What?
Navi: *clock ticks menacingly at Fujin*
Suddenly, Britney Spears comes running back again, looking extremely harassed. Naturally, no one pays any attention to her.
Fujin: Wha...? CONFUSION!
Squall: No way, you're not gonna...
Navi: *nods*
Britney Spears: Huh? What's she gonna do us? ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE????!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Headless Chicken:....
Pikachu: *listening* ...amen...
Navi-chan: ...No...I'm gonna....*Yells*...DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
(several days after Navi-chan was forced to heal ALL the moogles, from the poisin lipstick)
Squall: Okay, back to our quest...
Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! USE THE "PROGRESS" BUTTON TO FIND OUT WHERE WE SHOULD GO NEXT!
Suddenly, the headless chicken comes up for the first time in the entire trip.
Headless Chicken: ...
Britney Spears: Uh... what's the porngress button?
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Navi-chan:HEY! LOOK! DON'T LISTEN TO BRITNEY!
headless Chicken: ...
Pika-chan: *listening to headless chicken* Amen!
Pikachu walks up to the mailman.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: ?
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: What are you?! I must deliver my mail!
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: It is sunny outside.
Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pika-chan then talks to the mail man *again*)
Pikachu: Pika Pi CHU!!!!!!!!!!
Mailman: Don't you love writing letters? You can just see the face of the person you are writing too!
Britney Spears: YES!!!! I LOVE writing letters!!! Take me home!
Britney Spears jumps into the mailman's arms and they trot off happily.
Bon Jovi: Well, that takes care of her, thank the Lord.
Navi-chan: Ha ha ha...
(As they slighter quieter groups started off they could hear the mailman yelling...)
Mailman: Let's try to do our best, today!
Squall: (snarling) I'll show you MY best, mister...
Squall pulls out his gunblade.
Navi: HEY!!! LISTEN!!!! Don't do that, you'll get arrested!
Stu: There's no policeman here.
Bon Jovi: Hey, there, youngen!!! Where'd you come from?
Stu: I fell from the sky!
Navi-chan: HEY! WATCH! LOOK! I CAN FALL OUT OF THE SKY TOO!!!!
(Navi-chan flies up to the clouds and then stops swooshing her wings.) Navi- chan: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CATCH ME PIKA-CHAN!!!!
Pika-chan: *confluzzled* pi pika chu? *doesn't catch Navi-chan*
Navi-chan:...*sweatdrop*...*BOOM!!!*...*owie*....
Squall stuffs Navi into the marmalade jar again.
Squall: That takes care of her. Now what were we doing again?
Headless Chicken: ...
Pika-chan: Pika! Chu Chu! Pi? *LOL*
Headless chicken & Squall: ...........
Navi-chan hasn't JUST figured out how to get out yet so she's trying the old way....pika-chan!
Pikachu: I shocked me, pika.
Navi: STUPID!!!!!!
Fujin: Hey, only I'm supposed to say that!
Bon Jovi: Hey, you're talking normal!
Fujin: (shrugs) She - *points accusingly at Navi* - stole my line.
Navi-chan: Well, HE is running out of time!
Squall: What does that mean?
Navi-chan: Well, since i'm the favorite of ONE (A/N: We know who the other's favorite is!) of the authors, I can ask to have someone *grins evilly*.....
Fujin: What?
Navi: *clock ticks menacingly at Fujin*
Suddenly, Britney Spears comes running back again, looking extremely harassed. Naturally, no one pays any attention to her.
Fujin: Wha...? CONFUSION!
Squall: No way, you're not gonna...
Navi: *nods*
Britney Spears: Huh? What's she gonna do us? ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE????!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Headless Chicken:....
Pikachu: *listening* ...amen...
Navi-chan: ...No...I'm gonna....*Yells*...DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
