Wow! 2nd chapter already? Oh yea! My friend Katie helped write this. Sorries Katie

(several days after Navi-chan was forced to heal ALL the moogles, from the poisin lipstick)



Squall: Okay, back to our quest...

Navi-chan: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! USE THE "PROGRESS" BUTTON TO FIND OUT WHERE WE SHOULD GO NEXT!

Suddenly, the headless chicken comes up for the first time in the entire trip.

Headless Chicken: ...

Britney Spears: Uh... what's the porngress button?

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Navi-chan:HEY! LOOK! DON'T LISTEN TO BRITNEY!

headless Chicken: ...

Pika-chan: *listening to headless chicken* Amen!

Pikachu walks up to the mailman.

Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mailman: ?

Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mailman: What are you?! I must deliver my mail!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mailman: It is sunny outside.

Pikachu: Pika Pika!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pika-chan then talks to the mail man *again*)

Pikachu: Pika Pi CHU!!!!!!!!!!

Mailman: Don't you love writing letters? You can just see the face of the person you are writing too!

Britney Spears: YES!!!! I LOVE writing letters!!! Take me home!

Britney Spears jumps into the mailman's arms and they trot off happily.

Bon Jovi: Well, that takes care of her, thank the Lord.

Navi-chan: Ha ha ha...

(As they slighter quieter groups started off they could hear the mailman yelling...)

Mailman: Let's try to do our best, today!

Squall: (snarling) I'll show you MY best, mister...

Squall pulls out his gunblade.

Navi: HEY!!! LISTEN!!!! Don't do that, you'll get arrested!

Stu: There's no policeman here.

Bon Jovi: Hey, there, youngen!!! Where'd you come from?

Stu: I fell from the sky!

Navi-chan: HEY! WATCH! LOOK! I CAN FALL OUT OF THE SKY TOO!!!!

(Navi-chan flies up to the clouds and then stops swooshing her wings.) Navi- chan: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! CATCH ME PIKA-CHAN!!!!

Pika-chan: *confluzzled* pi pika chu? *doesn't catch Navi-chan*

Navi-chan:...*sweatdrop*...*BOOM!!!*...*owie*....

Squall stuffs Navi into the marmalade jar again.

Squall: That takes care of her. Now what were we doing again?

Headless Chicken: ...

Pika-chan: Pika! Chu Chu! Pi? *LOL*

Headless chicken & Squall: ...........

Navi-chan hasn't JUST figured out how to get out yet so she's trying the old way....pika-chan!

Pikachu: I shocked me, pika.

Navi: STUPID!!!!!!

Fujin: Hey, only I'm supposed to say that!

Bon Jovi: Hey, you're talking normal!

Fujin: (shrugs) She - *points accusingly at Navi* - stole my line.

Navi-chan: Well, HE is running out of time!

Squall: What does that mean?

Navi-chan: Well, since i'm the favorite of ONE (A/N: We know who the other's favorite is!) of the authors, I can ask to have someone *grins evilly*.....

Fujin: What?

Navi: *clock ticks menacingly at Fujin*

Suddenly, Britney Spears comes running back again, looking extremely harassed. Naturally, no one pays any attention to her.

Fujin: Wha...? CONFUSION!

Squall: No way, you're not gonna...

Navi: *nods*

Britney Spears: Huh? What's she gonna do us? ARE WE ALL GONNA DIE????!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Headless Chicken:....

Pikachu: *listening* ...amen...

Navi-chan: ...No...I'm gonna....*Yells*...DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!