A/N: Tee hee! This is one of those ideas that is more or less an inside
joke. I think you can enjoy it tho. Which is why its on the site!
Disclaimer: Why yes, I DO own Harry Potter. Thanks for asking! *Sighz*
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It was a fine Saturday morning and everyone in the Gryffindor Common was content. Everyone except Teva and Sam. All their friends were sitting and laughing but Teva and Sam were both frowning at pieces of paper. Finally, Teva lost it and crumbled up her piece of paper. She then threw it on the ground and got up and started jumping up and down on it.
"I... HATE... WRITER'S... BLOCK!!!" she screamed in between jumps. Her friends all except Sam looked up in shock.
Sam looked up then sighed. "I KNOW. I'm having such trouble with my story," she sighed mournfully and turned back to the paper. Teva finally stopped and sat down breathing hard and glaring at the mangled bit of white that USED to be a piece of paper.
"Dude," said Zimbie. "What's wrong Teva?"
"Nothing," Teva said still glaring at the bit of paper.
"Dude," said Zimbie again. "I'm soooooo losted." At this everyone burst into laughter, even Teva.
"Oh Zim," Teva laughed. "What else is new?"
Just then the portrait to the Common Room opened and in walked... the strangest creature any of them had ever seen.
It was short, no taller than three feet. The thing was a pure black color and it had bright blue eyes that had no white and were only blue. Its six arms were clasped tightly around the handle of a massive wooden hammer that was polished and thrown over its shoulder. The little thing walked slowly over to Teva and Sam.
"IDEA!" it shrieked in a piercing little voice.
"What?" said Sam blankly.
"IDEA!!" squawked the critter. When it saw the still blank looks on Sam and Teva's faces, it lifted the wooden hammer.
"IDEA!!!" squeaked the critter. It swung the hammer at Sam and knocked her from her chair. "IDEA!!!!" squealed the critter as it swung the hammer again and knocked Teva from her chair. Their friends immediately got up and ran over to the critter intending to shake it by the neck. The critter looked up and saw them coming closer. "Idea..." it squeaked softly and then vanished in a puff of purple smoke.
While their friends gaped Sam and Teva got up from the ground. Teva and Sam looked at each other and a sly smile crept over their features. "I've... got an idea!" said Sam.
"ME TOO!!" shrieked Teva happily. They sat down and began to scribble at the speed of light. Their friends looked at them oddly for a moment then returned to what they were doing.
Far away, the critter stood looking into a crystal ball. "Idea," it squeaked in a self-satisfied voice.
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A/N: Yes I know. I'm nutso. *smiles* This story is dedicated to the Idea Critter who has been responsible for so many wonderful ideas of mine. Its also dedicated to my friend Sam Wishowi (GO READ HER FICS!) because she really likes to be in other ppl's fics. Tee hee! Now, if you'll excuse me, the nice men in white coats have been waiting for me to finish this. So, I'll have to go now! *smiles insanely*
They're coming to take me away, ho ho...
Disclaimer: Why yes, I DO own Harry Potter. Thanks for asking! *Sighz*
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It was a fine Saturday morning and everyone in the Gryffindor Common was content. Everyone except Teva and Sam. All their friends were sitting and laughing but Teva and Sam were both frowning at pieces of paper. Finally, Teva lost it and crumbled up her piece of paper. She then threw it on the ground and got up and started jumping up and down on it.
"I... HATE... WRITER'S... BLOCK!!!" she screamed in between jumps. Her friends all except Sam looked up in shock.
Sam looked up then sighed. "I KNOW. I'm having such trouble with my story," she sighed mournfully and turned back to the paper. Teva finally stopped and sat down breathing hard and glaring at the mangled bit of white that USED to be a piece of paper.
"Dude," said Zimbie. "What's wrong Teva?"
"Nothing," Teva said still glaring at the bit of paper.
"Dude," said Zimbie again. "I'm soooooo losted." At this everyone burst into laughter, even Teva.
"Oh Zim," Teva laughed. "What else is new?"
Just then the portrait to the Common Room opened and in walked... the strangest creature any of them had ever seen.
It was short, no taller than three feet. The thing was a pure black color and it had bright blue eyes that had no white and were only blue. Its six arms were clasped tightly around the handle of a massive wooden hammer that was polished and thrown over its shoulder. The little thing walked slowly over to Teva and Sam.
"IDEA!" it shrieked in a piercing little voice.
"What?" said Sam blankly.
"IDEA!!" squawked the critter. When it saw the still blank looks on Sam and Teva's faces, it lifted the wooden hammer.
"IDEA!!!" squeaked the critter. It swung the hammer at Sam and knocked her from her chair. "IDEA!!!!" squealed the critter as it swung the hammer again and knocked Teva from her chair. Their friends immediately got up and ran over to the critter intending to shake it by the neck. The critter looked up and saw them coming closer. "Idea..." it squeaked softly and then vanished in a puff of purple smoke.
While their friends gaped Sam and Teva got up from the ground. Teva and Sam looked at each other and a sly smile crept over their features. "I've... got an idea!" said Sam.
"ME TOO!!" shrieked Teva happily. They sat down and began to scribble at the speed of light. Their friends looked at them oddly for a moment then returned to what they were doing.
Far away, the critter stood looking into a crystal ball. "Idea," it squeaked in a self-satisfied voice.
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A/N: Yes I know. I'm nutso. *smiles* This story is dedicated to the Idea Critter who has been responsible for so many wonderful ideas of mine. Its also dedicated to my friend Sam Wishowi (GO READ HER FICS!) because she really likes to be in other ppl's fics. Tee hee! Now, if you'll excuse me, the nice men in white coats have been waiting for me to finish this. So, I'll have to go now! *smiles insanely*
They're coming to take me away, ho ho...
