Megavolt looked up as his partner in.. the not-so-criminal
things he did, offered him a hand... well, more like a leaf. Reginald
Bushroot pulled Megavolt to his boots, and proceeded to brush himself off.
"Why are you running?" He asked again. "Is it Darkwing? Is there a storm on the way?"
"No.. Um..." Megavolt searched his memory for the right words to phrase this in as he reached down to pick up and cradle his battery. "Well, to make a long story short,"
"Uhuh?"
"The other day I was at the zoo, talking to the giraffes. You see, when I was little I was liberating my giraffe brethren, this was before I became aware of the slavery holding my bright friends. Plus giraffes are good listeners. And they have purple tongues! But I was sit.. no... what was I doing? Standing.. no.... swimming.. no....Yeah, I was sitting, sitting in a tree, and talking to the giraffes. So this vixen girl walks in, apparently she works there, but anyway, she wasn't scared of me at all! She even yelled at me and told me to leave! So, so I told her off! No.. wait... yeah, I did... I think.... I don't remember, anyway, it's not important, so she said someone called Darkwing Duck, and I really didn't feel like dealing with him because giraffes, as we all know, are not very good listeners, so they weren't really helpful.. they kept walking away.. so.. I decided to leave.. but I ran into Darkwing anyway..... he gives me his whole 'I am the terror' spiel, and I fry him. Then leave. So, I get home and Egove is mad at me still, because I was mean to Cir Kit... speaking of that stupid toaster, he's still at the zoo... hopefully someone will turn him in, a night in the lost and found should do him good.... so Egove is still mad a me, and he's yelling at me, and I finally just ignore him and go to sleep.. or is it he ignores me and he goes to sleep? I don't remember. So, I woke up today, and decided to go back to the zoo, and I was about to go back to my favorite tree.. when I hear screaming and yelling. Well, given the fact that I'm a supervillian, and not in disguise...... I figure that they are yelling about me, so I turn around, all ready for a fight... but nobody's there.. So I follow my keen sense of hearing, and find a huge crowd by the lions' place. I'm just about to investigate, when a little puppy turns and sees me.. and she just has to go and scream.. and then everyone screams, and runs, and screams, and runs, and screams and runs.... well, I somehow managed to get.. no.. wait, everyone moved out of my way, that's how I managed it... so, I get to the railing and I look in and there's a swan girl under a tree, she's been hit by a lion.. and then there's the fox girl from the other day, and there is a big lion about ready to tear her limb from limb! My kind of guy! But hey, she stood up to me, so I figured I owed her something for given me a laugh... so I made my way into the enclosure.. and... wait.. then what... don't tell me! Don't give me any hints!............ Okay tell me.. NO! Wait! I got it! Hah! All on my own.... So, I go to zap her.. but I guess my zap malfunctioned because I woke up a minute or so later.. I guess..on my back.. and I'm blind! No.. no.. wait, I wasn't blind the smoke just made my goggles all fogged up. So I can't see, and I stand up, and that swan girl wakes up.. and I tell her just to leave.. and so she does.. and all the sudden I hear this growling.. like a demonic sound.. and I turn, and there's the vixen girl! But she's not a vixen girl anymore! She's part fox part lion! I guess my malfunction combined the two of them.. so now she has this really cool mane! But she's ... I don't know.. you know how my brain got fried? I guess her's did too, and she didn't look like she knew who she was, or where she was or what she was... I don't even know what she was! So she attacked me, and left, and then I left..... and I ran back into the swan girl.... and she shot me... and then I ran here.. and ran into you... but I was really running because I just kind of realized that this whole thing is my fault...... Did I mention giraffes are really good listeners?"
Bushroot just stared. Megavolt looked up from his battery to his baffled friend.
"Oh," He said simply, running a leafy hand through his petals.
"Well I have to go..." Megavolt stumbled forwards. "Rech...ar....ge...." Bushroot stepped forward, and caught Megavolt and his battery as he tumbled forward.
"Need some help?"
"Just a little..."
"Why are you running?" He asked again. "Is it Darkwing? Is there a storm on the way?"
"No.. Um..." Megavolt searched his memory for the right words to phrase this in as he reached down to pick up and cradle his battery. "Well, to make a long story short,"
"Uhuh?"
"The other day I was at the zoo, talking to the giraffes. You see, when I was little I was liberating my giraffe brethren, this was before I became aware of the slavery holding my bright friends. Plus giraffes are good listeners. And they have purple tongues! But I was sit.. no... what was I doing? Standing.. no.... swimming.. no....Yeah, I was sitting, sitting in a tree, and talking to the giraffes. So this vixen girl walks in, apparently she works there, but anyway, she wasn't scared of me at all! She even yelled at me and told me to leave! So, so I told her off! No.. wait... yeah, I did... I think.... I don't remember, anyway, it's not important, so she said someone called Darkwing Duck, and I really didn't feel like dealing with him because giraffes, as we all know, are not very good listeners, so they weren't really helpful.. they kept walking away.. so.. I decided to leave.. but I ran into Darkwing anyway..... he gives me his whole 'I am the terror' spiel, and I fry him. Then leave. So, I get home and Egove is mad at me still, because I was mean to Cir Kit... speaking of that stupid toaster, he's still at the zoo... hopefully someone will turn him in, a night in the lost and found should do him good.... so Egove is still mad a me, and he's yelling at me, and I finally just ignore him and go to sleep.. or is it he ignores me and he goes to sleep? I don't remember. So, I woke up today, and decided to go back to the zoo, and I was about to go back to my favorite tree.. when I hear screaming and yelling. Well, given the fact that I'm a supervillian, and not in disguise...... I figure that they are yelling about me, so I turn around, all ready for a fight... but nobody's there.. So I follow my keen sense of hearing, and find a huge crowd by the lions' place. I'm just about to investigate, when a little puppy turns and sees me.. and she just has to go and scream.. and then everyone screams, and runs, and screams, and runs, and screams and runs.... well, I somehow managed to get.. no.. wait, everyone moved out of my way, that's how I managed it... so, I get to the railing and I look in and there's a swan girl under a tree, she's been hit by a lion.. and then there's the fox girl from the other day, and there is a big lion about ready to tear her limb from limb! My kind of guy! But hey, she stood up to me, so I figured I owed her something for given me a laugh... so I made my way into the enclosure.. and... wait.. then what... don't tell me! Don't give me any hints!............ Okay tell me.. NO! Wait! I got it! Hah! All on my own.... So, I go to zap her.. but I guess my zap malfunctioned because I woke up a minute or so later.. I guess..on my back.. and I'm blind! No.. no.. wait, I wasn't blind the smoke just made my goggles all fogged up. So I can't see, and I stand up, and that swan girl wakes up.. and I tell her just to leave.. and so she does.. and all the sudden I hear this growling.. like a demonic sound.. and I turn, and there's the vixen girl! But she's not a vixen girl anymore! She's part fox part lion! I guess my malfunction combined the two of them.. so now she has this really cool mane! But she's ... I don't know.. you know how my brain got fried? I guess her's did too, and she didn't look like she knew who she was, or where she was or what she was... I don't even know what she was! So she attacked me, and left, and then I left..... and I ran back into the swan girl.... and she shot me... and then I ran here.. and ran into you... but I was really running because I just kind of realized that this whole thing is my fault...... Did I mention giraffes are really good listeners?"
Bushroot just stared. Megavolt looked up from his battery to his baffled friend.
"Oh," He said simply, running a leafy hand through his petals.
"Well I have to go..." Megavolt stumbled forwards. "Rech...ar....ge...." Bushroot stepped forward, and caught Megavolt and his battery as he tumbled forward.
"Need some help?"
"Just a little..."
