Wail: Pokemon Palooza

A/n – This is a parody, I think that's what it is called, of Pokemon and Scream. Many more will most likely follow, but you're never quite sure with me. I'm kind of random like that. Why am I writing this authors note anyway? I should study for Science which I am currently failing *cough* science sucks *cough*. Oooookay, well I'll shut up now. Thank you for shopping at K-Mart.

One day Ash and Misty were walking on their journey to someplace. They always seem to be going somewhere. Suddenly the guy with the camera, you know who I mean, fell out of the bushes. He staggered to the ground with a gaping hole where his heart had been.

"Holy cr*p!" Ash wailed (a/n-notice how that word is the same as the title) "What's-his-face has no heart. And I'm not talking about metaphorically speaking." Pikachu is dining on flesh and junk (ewww that was not needed) while Misty is silently thinking 'he was kind of hot why did he die, I'd rather Ash died?' Ash thought 'Now that the hunk is dead Misty is all mine' and set to work diabolically planning his next move (I'll try no to include the move, for the sake of all my younger peeps out there).

They left him there and walked on as if nothing had happened, except now Ash was flirting with Misty while she cussed him out in her mumbling. All was happy (or "happy slappy" as some might say) until Ash changed his focus. See he can only focus on one thing at a time, every once in a while he can focus on two like flirting and walking. So he remembered he was a Pokemon dude and thought about Pikachu.

"Where is that little chipmunk anyways?" Ash asked Misty.

"How should I know imbecile, it's your g*dd*mn Pokemon"(she was very pissed off at him). Pikachu seemed to be lost until they heard a wail (there's that word again).

"PPPIIIIKKKKAAAAAaaa…" The two raced after the sound and found a yellow cloth hanging on a tree. Ash pulled it down to find that it was really Pikachu's tail.

"OH MY GOD! Is that? Oh, God it is! MY GOD! Ash I think someone is trying to kill us. This is like that movie scream and the guy in the mask. ASH hold me!" Misty yelled

"Uhhh, ok I'll hold you Misty." His phone rang "Just let me answer my cell." HE flipped out his phone, "Yo sup?"

"Is this Ash?" The scratchy mysteriously Scream movie sounding voice said.

"No, it's Dr.Doolitle," said Ash.

"Really? How did you get Ash's phone? Oh well, can you put Ash on the line?"

"I was being sarcastic, genius."

"Genius, why thank you for the compliment."

"Shut up and get to point, k."

"Do you like scary movies?"

Ash nodded.

"What's your favorite?"

"I really like 'The Shining'. The blood in the elevators is pure horror fun."

"Is it fun?"

"Yeah, it's a blast."

"A blast? Really…" A blast went off behind Ash. Misty wailed (the word just keeps appearing). He turned to see Misty on the ground in a pool of (I'm gonna stop there before I am disgusted). She had been shot with a Valentine candy heart. 'I'll always love you' the heart read.

He continued to walk on. "All by myself, I don't want to be all by myself," he started to sing. He soon got board so he sat down to play solitaire in the middle of the road.

"Move the red nine to that black ten," A voice said.

"Wh wh whw who was that?"

"An expert solitaire player"

"Leave me alone, pl"

That was all that was ever heard of those pokemon travelers. They were always going somewhere, for they were never accepted anywhere, most likely because of misty's ugliness and Ash's stupidness. That is the tale of Wail: Pokemon Palooza