BACK TO SCHOOL
Scene: M's house, more rain.
Characters: M and male cast of Slayers with M's mom as a guest appearance.
Conflict: She has the entire male cast of Slayers in her house (duh).
M: Uh…don't do…that.
She stares at the microwave or at least what is left of it since Gourry decided to microwave a can of noodles. Metal and microwaves don't mix. Xelloss floats by holding a frilly pink dog sweater in pursuit of M's Yorkshire terrier.
Xelloss: Here, puppy, puppy. Try on this lovely sweater.
Zelgadis: They're people in this glass box.
Gourry: It's on fire again!
M: Don't step on the dog…I mean float on her. That's a TV, nobody's in there. Put it out!
Zelgadis: What kind of magic is this? They look human, but they must be very small.
Gourry looks around for water and sees the jug of olive oil. He douses the fire with that, except that the oil ignites and the fire gets bigger. M is about to sit on the floor and cry when her mother walks in. M's mom grabs Xelloss' collar as he passes by and nonchalantly throws him onto the couch. She then proceeds to put out the fire with a fire extinguisher.
M's mom: What have I told you about parties?
M: No drugs or garlic?
M's mom: No, no anime bishounen without supervision. It's one thing to fantasize about them, but is quite another to have them running about the house. It's so gyogiwarui.
M: I haven't taken Japanese in since second grade. What did you say?
M's mom: (shaking head in despair) You like anime but not the language. That is sad.
Before the girl can say anything Zelgadis and Gourry decide to liberate the small people in the TV while Xelloss starts to push random buttons on the phone.
M's mom: If they destroy anything else it's coming out of your allowance.
The mother leaves and the girl wonders how she is going to keep the guys out of trouble. She looks left and notices an extra large roll of duct tape. A cruel smile curves her lips as she reaches for it.
M: (whispering) I'll keep them out of trouble, one way or another.
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Please review and yes nothing makes sense and I can't spell to save my life. Have fun!
