Migi no Tenshi to Hidari no Akuma

(An Angel on the Right and a Devil on the Left)

Genre: Humor
Rating: PG
Pairings: eh? Umm little hints to TasNuri
Warnings: Extreme strangeness, minor hentai-ness, mild shounen ai hints
Summary: Umm, you don't wanna know


This all started that day when I just HAD to come across Tasuki sleeping on a bench by one of the ponds in the Imperial gardens. How he got there, I have absolutely no idea. Was I going to take advantage of the situation? Now that was a whole different matter all together.

Just seeing him lying there, looking so peacefully content napping in the sun, like some sort of large red-haired cat, stretched out and relaxed. He actually looked sort of cute, as well as totally oblivious the world around him. This final part awakened long dormant strains of mischief in my blood, the type of strains that should never, under any circumstances, be resuscitated. But the facts remained perfectly and painfully clear. I wanted to push him into the pond. Why? Oh, now you go asking why'? Why is not important here, what is more consequential is that want, no burning need flaming inside of me. The burning desire to push my friend, and fellow Suzaku no seishi, who has an extreme (and irrational) fear of water, into a pond while all he has done is sleep innocently on a bench in the gardens.

"Don't do it! Tasuki is your friend! Pushing him into the water would only make him angry at you, and you know he can't swim" The kawaii little Angel-Nuri conscience said to me from my right shoulder

"Ok, you do make a good point, I don't want to get Tasuki mad at me, especially not if I want to get him to play Twister(tm) with me later" I admitted to the amazingly adorable winged chibi angel me perched on my shoulder.

"Oh yeah Angel-boy there sure makes a good point"

I look over and see an equally good looking (though really more sexy than adorable) Devil-Nuri conscience sitting on my left shoulder.

"Yeah, you could like, not push Tasuki into the pond, but I'm telling you now, if you did and he didn't know it was you then you could save him from the water and he would think you where a hero and if you decided he needed mouth to mouth resuscitation,...."

"Ok,'good me', please start you reasons for me not to do this because his defense is getting better and better"

Receiving no answer, I look over to my right shoulder to find Angel-me gone and a note in his place. I pick it up and read:

Nuriko-
Went to meet Devil-Hoto
Claims he got a new whip that will be a lot of fun
Can't miss out.
Deal with Devil-Nuri on your own
Just keep remembering that your GOOD conscience is getting more than you
Love always,
Angel-Nuri

I couldn't believe it, my conscience was getting more than me!!! My GOOD conscience!!!!

"Hey Devil guy, tell me more about this mouth to mouth resuscitation stuff,..."


Ok, well should I continue? Or should I just cut things off right here? Personally I want to see Tasuki shoved into a pond because he keeps staring at me from my damn wallscroll. Him, Chichiri, Nakago and Chiriko, all stare at me when I' trying to get dressed. Miaka, Yui, Tamahome, Mitsukake, Hotohori and Nuriko NEVER stare. But those first four always do. And when I turn around to get away from them, Kenshin stares at me from my Samurai X wallscroll!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!! I CANNOT ESCAPE THE 2 DIMENSIONAL PEOPLE!!!!! (runs off in a chibified whirlwhind)