Dear Journal:
Mom thinks I'm nuts. She says I should never have broken up with Dean b/c he's cute. Mom-mom-mom, always going for the cute boys. I wonder every day who the real mother is. She and I talked about it for an hour and then we went to Luke's for dinner. Luke and Loreli were their usual adorable selves.
"Luke gimme a coffee and a cheese burger!"
"It's after dark if I give you coffee you'll be awake all night" Luke protested.
"No Luke coffee is life blood to me!" Lorlei cried.
"Fine ruin your sleeping habits" Luke shrugged getting her a cup of coffee
"I see your in a good mood Luke" Lorlei laughed
"Yes and it's all your fault."
"Well it's all your fault that I put you in a good mood."
"How is it my fault?"
We all know Mom and Luke deserve each other. While they were bantering I went and struck up a conversation with Jess.
"Jess my buddy!"
"Little cheery today Rory?"
"Yup!"
"Why may I ask?"
"Let's see I dumped my undeserving boyfriend and..."
"You dumped Mr.Greasy hair?"
"If you mean Dean yes."
"Why?"
"He and I weren't right for each other."
"And who is right for you?"
"I dunno" Who really is right for me?
"So find out"
"How do I pick Mr.Right? There's hundreds of guys in the world...45 in Stars Hollow alone."
"I dunno take surveys?"
"You're joking."
"Yeah no kidding, actually I take surveys all the time."
"And the deciding question is?"
"What kinda underwear are you wearing?"
"Should I answer that?"
"Nah but you can leave me a tip anyway."
"Why?"
"No idea."
Jess left then and I began to pick at my dinner, that's when I found you in my backpack. So here I am now writing in you at Luke's while picking at my dinner. Do you think Jess has a point about the surveys? It sounds bogus, actually it sounds like something mom would do, lol. But what do I ask? What'd you get on your PSAT's? Do you take drugs? After all all I really want is someone who's my intellectual equal who's not a dork, a slob, or a stuck-up brat (cough-Tristan-hack-bark-achew!). And of course he can't be totally revolting...And brown eyes are a plus! Big brown eyes, kinda like Usher, but on a white guy, no offense to african-americans. If possible, a little bit of thick hair wouldn't be bad, like Dean's hair. Those buzz-cuts and shaved heads slathered in gel are so not attractive! I wonder who lives in Star's Hollow who's like that?
OMG! Major close one! Jess was just looking over my shoulder. I don't think he saw anything, but then again what if he4 did? It's not like everything in here I didn't just tell him. But I did just notice one thing...Jess has big brown eyes and nice hair...But then again...he's just Jess...Right? Okay Mom's ready to go, even though she and Luke are still giving each other this gooey look of adoration. God, they really need to hook up! TTYL
Mom thinks I'm nuts. She says I should never have broken up with Dean b/c he's cute. Mom-mom-mom, always going for the cute boys. I wonder every day who the real mother is. She and I talked about it for an hour and then we went to Luke's for dinner. Luke and Loreli were their usual adorable selves.
"Luke gimme a coffee and a cheese burger!"
"It's after dark if I give you coffee you'll be awake all night" Luke protested.
"No Luke coffee is life blood to me!" Lorlei cried.
"Fine ruin your sleeping habits" Luke shrugged getting her a cup of coffee
"I see your in a good mood Luke" Lorlei laughed
"Yes and it's all your fault."
"Well it's all your fault that I put you in a good mood."
"How is it my fault?"
We all know Mom and Luke deserve each other. While they were bantering I went and struck up a conversation with Jess.
"Jess my buddy!"
"Little cheery today Rory?"
"Yup!"
"Why may I ask?"
"Let's see I dumped my undeserving boyfriend and..."
"You dumped Mr.Greasy hair?"
"If you mean Dean yes."
"Why?"
"He and I weren't right for each other."
"And who is right for you?"
"I dunno" Who really is right for me?
"So find out"
"How do I pick Mr.Right? There's hundreds of guys in the world...45 in Stars Hollow alone."
"I dunno take surveys?"
"You're joking."
"Yeah no kidding, actually I take surveys all the time."
"And the deciding question is?"
"What kinda underwear are you wearing?"
"Should I answer that?"
"Nah but you can leave me a tip anyway."
"Why?"
"No idea."
Jess left then and I began to pick at my dinner, that's when I found you in my backpack. So here I am now writing in you at Luke's while picking at my dinner. Do you think Jess has a point about the surveys? It sounds bogus, actually it sounds like something mom would do, lol. But what do I ask? What'd you get on your PSAT's? Do you take drugs? After all all I really want is someone who's my intellectual equal who's not a dork, a slob, or a stuck-up brat (cough-Tristan-hack-bark-achew!). And of course he can't be totally revolting...And brown eyes are a plus! Big brown eyes, kinda like Usher, but on a white guy, no offense to african-americans. If possible, a little bit of thick hair wouldn't be bad, like Dean's hair. Those buzz-cuts and shaved heads slathered in gel are so not attractive! I wonder who lives in Star's Hollow who's like that?
OMG! Major close one! Jess was just looking over my shoulder. I don't think he saw anything, but then again what if he4 did? It's not like everything in here I didn't just tell him. But I did just notice one thing...Jess has big brown eyes and nice hair...But then again...he's just Jess...Right? Okay Mom's ready to go, even though she and Luke are still giving each other this gooey look of adoration. God, they really need to hook up! TTYL
