"More than just being stupid…"

The T.V. shows Trunks and Goten singing 'I want it that way' with wigs on their head. Bulma and Bra start laughing. Goten shakes his head.

          "If I ever drink that much again, I'll shoot myself…" Goten mutters.

          "Ok, you saw it, let's eject it now" Trunks says.

          "Ohhh no…" Bra says. "You said something else happened…and I wanna see…"

          "Seriously Bra…you don't…" Trunks says.

          "Hey…why are you guys leaving?" Bulma asks.

          Trunks turns around, seeing himself and Goten on the T.V. leaving the room. He groans. "I don't know…"

          "Yes you do!" Bra says. "Now tell us!"

          "Kaasan…all we do is leave the house for a while, then come back in the morning, completely plastered" Trunks says. "Just stop the tape now…you saw us act like bakas…"

          "We're gonna wait and see…" Bulma says. She pushes the fast forward button.

          "Do you know that we're dead?" Goten whispers to Trunks.

          "Oh yeah, I know" Trunks says.

          "You wanna run?" Goten asks.

          "That doesn't sound too bad…" Trunks says.

          "Stop! They're back!" Bra says.

          Bulma pushes stop. Trunks and Goten stumble in the room, soon followed by a blonde woman, who looks maybe a year or two older than them. She's wearing a very sexy outfit.

          "Hey, who's she?" Bulma asks.

          "Um…I don't know…" Trunks says.

          "You don't even remember her name?" Bulma asks.

          "No…I don't even know it…" Trunks says.

          "This is what you were scared about?" Bra asks. "What's so wrong about bringing a girl in the house?"

          "I'm warning you now…please stop the tape…if you'd still like to keep your lunch…" Trunks says.

          Bulma looks at them, confused, but continues to watch the tape. The tape shows the woman slowly stripping in front of them, with Trunks and Goten cheering.

          "Yeah, you go bitch!" Trunks on the T.V. cries.

          "Gee…you're pretty mean…" Bra says, still watching the T.V.

          "Here it comes…" Trunks says, swallowing hard.

          On the T.V., Trunks stands up and starts kissing the woman. While they kiss, she pulls off his shirt, then rips his pants off. Bulma and Bra's eyes widen. Then, Goten gets up and kisses the woman on the back and neck. Trunks moves down to her breasts and front. The woman moans.

          "Oh…my God…" Bulma says, shocked.

          "I can't believe I'm watching this…" Bra says, her eyes unable to move away from the T.V.

          "You ain't seen nothing yet…" Trunks says, his face turning pale.

          Just then, the woman turns around, taking Goten's clothes off, with Trunks kissing her back and moving down. The woman smirks, then pulls out of the sandwich.

          "Ok boys…your turn…" the woman says.

          Bulma and Bra's eyes widen, including Vegeta. "Nani?" Bulma and Bra cry.

          "Nani?" Trunks and Goten on the T.V. say.

          "C'mon…" the woman says. "Remember, this is a threesome…it's not fair that I get both of you on me…now it's your turn to make out…"

          Trunks and Goten look at each other, then back at the woman.

          "Will we get some if we do it for a couple seconds?" Trunks asks.

          "You'll get more than just some" the woman says, smirking.

          "Excellent!" Trunks and Goten cry.

          "Oh my God…" Bra says.

          Trunks and Goten on the T.V. start kissing. Bra screams, covering her eyes. "Sick, sick, sick…" She says, over and over.

          "How far does this go?" Bulma asks, fearing the worst.

          No response. Bulma turns around, only to find Trunks and Goten gone. She stares, confused.

**

          "We…are…in so much shit…" Trunks says.

          "It's your fault!" Goten cries.

          "MY fault?" Trunks asks. "It wasn't my idea to get drunk…"

          "Yeah it was!" Goten cries.

          "No it wasn't!" Trunks says. "I suggested it, and you said yes!"

          "Then that means it was your idea!" Goten cries.

          "Just fly faster, dumb ass!" Trunks says. "Pretty soon, both your dad and my dad will be after us…"

          "My dad? Why my dad?" Goten asks.

          "Cause mom will tell your mom!" Trunks says. "Which means, Goku and my dad will be after us any minute now…"

          "Fly faster! Fly faster!" Goten cries.

          "That's what I'm doing!" Trunks says.

Wow. That's gross. ^_^ I better not get THAT drunk. Anyway, next chapter please!