"Cruel and unusual punishment"

Bulma ejects the tape, horror on her face. "I…I…"

          Vegeta stares. "I'm not hungry anymore…I'm going to train…"

          "No!" Bulma yells. "YOU are going to go out there and find those two! NOW!"

          "Kaasan…why didn't we listen to them?" Bra says, holding her stomach, sickly.

          "No…I'm glad we found out…this gives me a good reason to take them away from beer!" Bulma says. "For a very long time…"

          "Well…that IS a good idea…" Bra says. "But…was it worth it to watch THAT?"

          Bulma stares. "No…"

**

          "Damn-it…I'm still half drunk…" Goten says. "I can't fly worth shit…"

          "No really?" Trunks says, sarcastically. "I thought you meant to fly right into that tree!"

          "Shut up, dumb fuck! This is your fault!" Goten yells.

          "No it's not, for the last time!" Trunks yells.

          "Maybe we should leave earth…" Goten says. "Wait until everyone cools off…"

          "Baka…how are we gonna do that when all the spaceships we need are at my house?" Trunks says.

          Goten stares. "Doh…"

          "Hey! I got an idea!" Trunks says.

          "Nani?" Goten asks.

          "Maybe we can get off the hook…if we find that girl…and apologize!" Trunks says.

          Goten shakes his head. "Dumb fuck…"

          "Nani? What's your problem?" Trunks says, angrily.

          "That girl was a prostitute!" Goten says. "She's not gonna give a damn!"

          Trunks stares. "Aw, damn-it!"

          Goten looks behind him, his eyes widening. "We have company!"

          Trunks looks behind him, his eyes widening. "Aw shit! C'mon, speed up!"

          "I have been for the last half hour!" Goten cries. "Do you think I have any energy left to, especially after drinking your whole house up and having sex…"

          "Don't say it!" Trunks cries. "I don't wanna be reminded of that…ever again!"

          "Duck!" Goten cries.

          Trunks quickly moves down, a ki blast just missing his head. "Ah shit! Why is he shooting at us?"

          "I don't know! He's your dad!" Goten cries.

          A bunch more ki blasts come flying at them, Trunks and Goten dodging the best they can.

          "Why do you have to have a dad like that?" Goten cries.

          "I don't know!" Trunks cries.

          Just then, a couple feet or so ahead of them, Goku appears. Trunks and Goten scream, then stop flying, which causes Vegeta to stop right behind them.

          "Oh shit…this is not good…" Trunks says.

          "What's going on?" Goku asks. "Chi Chi told me to find you guys and stop you…"

          "God! Why does your mom have to tell the whole world everything we do?" Goten cries.

          "I don't know! She has the biggest mouth in the world!" Trunks says.

          Goku stares, confused. "What did you guys do?"

          "Nothing!" Trunks and Goten cry.

          "It didn't look like nothing…" Vegeta says.

          "Well, nothing that anyone would WANT to see" Trunks says.

          "You know…maybe we should stop being friends…" Goten says. "Everything we do either gets us in trouble…or in other…places…"

          "Would you shut up?" Trunks says. "You're gonna make me sick, and I've already got the worst hangover in my life!"

          Goku scratches his head, confused. "Well…you guys better come back to Capsule Corp with us…"
          "Or else die, ne?" Trunks says. "We get the picture…"

          "We're gonna die either way we go…" Goten says. "See you in hell, man…"

          "I ain't seeing you in hell!" Trunks says. "I'll stay as far away from you as possible…"

          "So will I then!" Goten says.

**

          Bulma paces back and forth, not saying anything. Everyone watches her, confused.

          "Um…kaasa…" Trunks starts.

          "Don't say anything" Bulma snaps.

          "Ok…" Trunks says.

          "I don't know whether to be pissed or sick to my stomach" Bulma says, still pacing. "I never thought…my own son…would get so drunk as…to do something like that…"

          "Um…I still don't know what…" Goku starts.

          "Shut up" Bulma says.

          Goku backs off, nervously.

          "Well…we tried telling you not to watch the tape…" Trunks says.

          Bulma glares at him. Trunks backs off, nervously. "I'll shut up now…"

          "I say punish them!" Bra says, smirking. "Do something…like take away their beer for…2 months!"

          "Why don't you shut up?" Trunks mutters.

          "No" Bulma says. "I'm not going to punish you."

          Trunks smirks. "Ha!"

          "But…" Bulma says.

          "But?" Trunks asks, afraid.

          "But…" Bulma continues. "You two are going to have to live with the fact of what you did…and the embarrassment of it. Maybe that will teach you not to drink like that again."

          Trunks and Goten stare, blankly.

          "That's it?" Trunks asks.

          "Shut up!" Goten whispers, elbowing him. "We're getting off the hook here!"

          "That is so wrong!" Bra cries. "Every time I do something wrong that isn't even remotely close to this, I get grounded for a month!"

          Bulma smirks. "I'm not finished yet."

          "Huh?" Trunks and Goten ask, getting afraid again.

          "I want you two to go find that hooker…" Bulma says. "And when you find her…you're going to first apologize for having sex with her…"

          "Ok…we will…" Trunks says.

          "I'm not done yet!" Bulma snaps.

          "Ok!" Trunks says, backing off.

          Bulma clears her throat. "You will then tell her that the reason you did what you did was because you two…" She smirks. "Are both gay and wanted to have a baby."

          Trunks and Goten's eyes wide, their mouths dropping down almost to the floor. "Nani?"

          Bra snickers. Goku only stares, confused. Vegeta smirks.

          "And then…" Bulma says, still smirking. "You'll have to kiss each other for one minute straight. And of course, I will be there the whole time, making sure you do everything I say. After that, you're free to leave. THAT will be your punishment."

          "B…But…" Trunks stutters. "I thought…you said…"

          Bulma laughs. "What? Did you think I was going to let you go unpunished for something like this?" She frowns, then points to the door. "Get going…"

          Goten glares at Trunks. "The next time you ever ask me to do anything…"

          "Don't worry, I won't…" Trunks mutters. "I think this will be the last time we ever do anything together…"

          The two trudge over to the door, Bulma following close behind.

          "Kaasan! You gotta take a video camera!" Bra cries. "This is high class entertainment!"

          Bulma suddenly stops, causing Trunks and Goten to stop. Bulma smirks. "Good idea, Bra. I'll do just that…"

          "Stupid bitch…running her damn mouth…" Trunks mumbles.

          "Well, she's your stupid sister…" Goten mutters.

          "You better shut the hell up!" Trunks snaps. "I'm not in the mood for what we're about to do, and we're not drunk, so we're definitely gonna remember every minute of this!"

          Goten folds his arms over his chest. "Well…this is your fault…"

          "For the last time, no it's not!" Trunks yells.

          Bulma comes back out, holding the video camera. "Ok boys…show time."

Ohhhh man! I'd hate to be Trunks and Goten right now! Ok, last chapter!